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happysock

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America will be first to colonize space, America will also win evry war thrown at them.
Jokey/ America was the only country in WW2
 

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The larger the boobs on a chick, the better fighter she is.
Inversely, the smaller the boobs, the better mage.

you know you're progressing through a building towards your destination if the wallpaper changes.

Open ever treasure chest you find because there is always something good inside it.
 

dark-amon

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O I've learned so much.
-people can jump several times their own height, even when standing still.
-People don't care if you come into their house and brake vases and take stuff.
-driving glowing liquids into your bloodsystem gives you powers.
-Don't worry, there's gotta be a checkpoint somewhere.
-Ending up fighting something powerful? Well that means you're on the right way to whatever it is your supouse to do.

And so much more... then the logic kicks in and the world turn grey and dull again :(
 

Twilight_guy

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The world is actually a linear series of corridors designed to give you the illusion of freedom.
Everything that you will ever need in life can be found lying around somewhere waiting for you to pick it up.
Collecting things is fun!
The bigger and shinier an object is, the more important it is.
 

Magnatek

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Joke: Something funny can always be made funnier by replacing it with a cow.

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Connosaurus Rex said:
Never go around a corner without checking it for zombies/enemies/ninja's first.
Take out the zombies and ninjas in this comment and you're set.
 

Connosaurus Rex

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Magnatek said:
Joke: Something funny can always be made funnier by replacing it with a cow.

Real:
Connosaurus Rex said:
Never go around a corner without checking it for zombies/enemies/ninja's first.
Take out the zombies and ninjas in this comment and you're set.
That is the last words of a zombie or a ninja victim. Expect the unexpected
 

Magnatek

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Connosaurus Rex said:
Magnatek said:
Joke: Something funny can always be made funnier by replacing it with a cow.

Real:
Connosaurus Rex said:
Never go around a corner without checking it for zombies/enemies/ninja's first.
Take out the zombies and ninjas in this comment and you're set.
That is the last words of a zombie or a ninja victim. Expect the unexpected
I was just saying an ordinary scenario. If that changes, my garage has plenty of things to take zombies out (not too sure about ninjas, though).
 

wilted_orchid

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That games where you must press X to not die are frequently not worth their weight in salt and that little purple dragons can do big things.
 

kotorfan04

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That you can go on a killing spree and blow up hundreds of cars but if you sleep in your bed it all goes away. (GTA 4)
 

TheGreatCoolEnergy

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-That the best solution to a 12 year war against a subterreanean menace is bombing the shit outa them, and the flooding their tunnels.

On the same note, the solution to every fire fight is chest high walls and alot of bullets.

-That You call fall hundreds of feet but you will be ok if you land in some hey

-Nothing beats the lightsaber
 

traceur_

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A woman's probability of survival is inversely proportional to the amount of clothing she is wearing.
 

Meemaimoh

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The Sims:

If you're going to have a house without a smoke detector, don't put the only phone next to the fireplace.
 

paragon1

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Guns are fun, until their pointed at you.

Every boss has a soft spot (except Sephiroth).

Swords do more damage than bullets.

Beware the MMORPG, that way lay the death of spare time.
 

ckam

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Apparently, a girl can survive very cold/arctic weather even if all she's wearing is basically lingerie.
 

grimsprice

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The only thing you need to know how to do in order to get a job as a nuclear physicist is pushing dollies around.
 

Smudge91

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If you throw a chicken it dies and is oddly fun. I had hours of fun in crysis with this :)
Game developers don't like cake :(.
Rocket launchers are the way forward.