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klakkat

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If the floating skull says it's your friend it's probably best to go along with it.

If you come across a nuclear weapon, USE IT.
 

NeutralMunchHotel

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Oh, wait, I learnt that from the internet.
 

LordGarbageMan

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If you stab chickens enough they will attack you in a swarm.

Also if people in Africa have invisible face Kevlar. FC2
 

DragonsAteMyMarbles

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Money, ammunition and drugs are weightless, but guns, food, booze and teddy bears all place significant pressure on your spine.

If your vocabulary consists of nothing more than laughter, grunts, roars and bodily noises, you are destined to defeat a great evil of some sort.

Physics is a set of immutable laws which may be ignored if you happen to be an anthropomorphic rodent wearing gloves, shoes and nothing else.
 

Glass_House

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I have learnt that you never join an organisation when the first letter of each word spells out FEAR.

No matter how many people you shoot you can make it all better by walking out of the town and coming back later. (FC2)
 

IamQ

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If a white glowing ball tells you to listen, you better do so for the sake of your sanity.
 

Mosstromo

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That ducking out from damaging substances (such as bullets or spat acid) for a few moments is a better idea than stitching wounds or casting broken bones, since it heals you faster (and presumably for less money).

And I also learnt that I will survive a Zombie Apocalypse if happens to come within range of me and a shotgun.
 

steevee

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Don't worry about how many magazines you have, or even loading them. As long as you have bullets for Assault Rifle, Pistol, SMG etc.. it'll fire just fine.
 

Orange Monkey

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Food can heal everything from bullet wounds to lost limbs.

The laws of physics are just a suggestion, not an absolute.

Townsfolk are only more than happy to let you into their houses with no explanation and take anything valuable.

People will entrust the fate of the universe to a teenager as long as he has an impressive looking weapon.

Humans are capable of taking three bullets to the chest without falling over or showing any signs of pain.
 

CutCrane

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You can always jump a second time once your in the air.
Seriously the doublejump defies physics ^^
What else did i learn...
Avoid the ground,it kills you ^^
 

TheNumber1Zero

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pirates vs ninjas is as epic as it sounds,especially if a guy with a traffic cone on his head joins the fight with a chainsaw.
 

Kailias

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I AM ZHE ÜBERMENSCH![/quote]


I'm not the only one who laughed at this, right?

I've learned genetics from Metal Gear Solid... No wonder I failed all my science tests...
 

CutCrane

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There is no need to reload guns.
And also guns are shooting featherlike bullets
that dont do any harm
(DMC-Series)