Things We've Learnt From Gaming
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I also learned that if you go back in time and look like an assassin and jump around roofs like a assassin you wont be thought of as an assassin but as a monk since you were a white robe.
also in the future sentient robots will either be sassy, have a dark humor, or be evil no other personalities.
also in the future sentient robots will either be sassy, have a dark humor, or be evil no other personalities.
If there's something you want in the center of an empty room, you'll have to fight for it.
Forest animals have money. Kill them.
People don't mind your home invasion and looting. Your immediate neighbors have everything you need to start your journey. Just check their cabinets.
Old men give advice, and young women give directions, unless they're temple maidens and then they usually have stuff to give you.
Really tough people have stacks of stuff outside their doors to make the fight fairer, like healing items and ammo.
All large doors are locked with really large keys in really large chests. Why these chests are out in the open, nobody knows.
Ramps get you where you want to go faster, and won't destroy your car.
Running over turtles will make you wipe out, as will banana peels.
Other racers in go-karts have teleportation devices. You do not.
All fighters perform at peak efficiency until they are knocked out. This is a swift and immediate occurrence.
It's a lot harder to get around town because there's too many people running aimlessly or spinning in place.
The sky has flying penises in it.
Breasts exhibit perfect elasticity. If disturbed, they stop moving due to wind resistance.
Evil people always have bigger weapons than you do.
The princess is always in another castle.
Forest animals have money. Kill them.
People don't mind your home invasion and looting. Your immediate neighbors have everything you need to start your journey. Just check their cabinets.
Old men give advice, and young women give directions, unless they're temple maidens and then they usually have stuff to give you.
Really tough people have stacks of stuff outside their doors to make the fight fairer, like healing items and ammo.
All large doors are locked with really large keys in really large chests. Why these chests are out in the open, nobody knows.
Ramps get you where you want to go faster, and won't destroy your car.
Running over turtles will make you wipe out, as will banana peels.
Other racers in go-karts have teleportation devices. You do not.
All fighters perform at peak efficiency until they are knocked out. This is a swift and immediate occurrence.
It's a lot harder to get around town because there's too many people running aimlessly or spinning in place.
The sky has flying penises in it.
Breasts exhibit perfect elasticity. If disturbed, they stop moving due to wind resistance.
Evil people always have bigger weapons than you do.
The princess is always in another castle.
Hitting a banana peel whilst driving causes your car to do several 360's while still going in the right direction, only slower for a while.
Got to it before I could. And with almost the exact same wording I was going to use!traceur_ said:
Food will cure any injury.
If there's a spotlight, by no means should you let it catch you.
They aren't? Crash Team Racing lied to me.Aura Guardian said:
FFXI taught me that it's just as easy to carry 12 bars of steel as it is to wear a hat.
When the zombie apocalypse comes survivors will group into 4 man cells and bullets will not hurt anyone unless their infected.
if you have a metal baseball bat you can double jump
punching someone in the face will kill them quicker than a high caliber assault rifle
spec ops units never use knives and never engage into hand to hand
swords do more damage than guns
pistols do more damage than miniguns
flying a helicopter is nearly impossible unless your a leader of a all purple wearing gang or a genetic mutant that can shapeshift
you can shoot someone and as long as you say yield they will forgive you and forget all about being shot.
if you have a metal baseball bat you can double jump
punching someone in the face will kill them quicker than a high caliber assault rifle
spec ops units never use knives and never engage into hand to hand
swords do more damage than guns
pistols do more damage than miniguns
flying a helicopter is nearly impossible unless your a leader of a all purple wearing gang or a genetic mutant that can shapeshift
you can shoot someone and as long as you say yield they will forgive you and forget all about being shot.
How to budget with sim city, that shooter games are way too populer, that a truely good rpg is hard to come by, that there always have to be tits somewhere, about animals from zoo games and sim safari, that our deffinition is ill defined most of the time, and that left 4 dead on line is the shit.
Being the stalwart hero of the land overrules societies petty ownership laws.
Always aim for the head.
Hook-shot arms are awesome.
The cake is a lie.
Always aim for the head.
Hook-shot arms are awesome.
The cake is a lie.