Things you WANTED to tell people on Facebook, but didn't
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Ah Psychostick. The rock equivalent of Lonely Island.SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
OH! Almost forgot; my brother once put "I haven't pooped in three days" as his status. What I wanted to say was "Not surprising considering all the shit that's been coming out of your mouth lately."
Well, once one of my friends put up a sexist joke: "Show me an intelligent woman and I'll show you a transvestite," and a good number of his female friends (some of which were mine as well) exploded in rage. The funniest thing was that a good number of them had posted statuses before along the lines of "All guys are ____," and "Why are all boys so ___?" These of course didn't seem like jokes, but actual generalizations. Didn't stop there. My girlfriend (didn't comment, but saw the shitstorm) expected me to tell him he was wrong and apologize. Problem was, that I thought everyone took it too seriously, which I wanted to say in the comments section, but I knew everyone would pounce on me then. The best part, a week later after this was all but forgotten, one of the formerly enraged females had another "Every male is ," and oh god I wanted to call her out on it so bad. So freakin' bad. But alas, I got over it and moved on.
Oh gods, stop right there. I already get scared when I feel like the mature one out of many of the men I know.Colour-Scientist said:
"Sarah Girlname has changed her relationship status to: Single"
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James Boyname:
Mick McManguy: What a dick! You could stay around mine, we could get drunk and help cheer you up.
Phil Blokeface: I'm always here if you need someone to talk to...or have a revenge rebound! jkjkjk =P
It's just...awful. No wonder some women try to chat guys up by basically saying "My place or yours?" - some stereotypes are sadly true in some circles.
"Everything you have posted so far is the lowest form of attention seeking i can stomached, using an elipsis as your status and once people are biting you simpley say "i'm fine", your constant status updates quoting the most depressing lyrics you can find, rather than even creating some depressing words yourself. Please if your going to matar yourself to some grilled cheese sandwhich you fucked up this morning do you mind not doing it publicy."
Apprently i'm the bad guy for posting this back along as she was depressed and sad, great so is the rest of the world, you know what we do? We get up and deal with it rather than wallowing in shallow self pity because you ate box of cholcates and now your feeling disgustingly fat and unwanted.
This was about 2 years back, i upset alot of people by pointing this out to her, i don't plan to return to facebook anytime soon.
Apprently i'm the bad guy for posting this back along as she was depressed and sad, great so is the rest of the world, you know what we do? We get up and deal with it rather than wallowing in shallow self pity because you ate box of cholcates and now your feeling disgustingly fat and unwanted.
This was about 2 years back, i upset alot of people by pointing this out to her, i don't plan to return to facebook anytime soon.
Alright fellas just got a new one. Guy says "so hard to find a girlfriend without being a sensitive poofter. not good stuff" I respond with "Your hand will never judge you."
Got deleted. I thought it was witty 8(
Got deleted. I thought it was witty 8(
Oh yeah one of my "friends" who bitched about veteran's day.
Saying "who gives a shit about a bunch of dead old guys"
I wanted to post long angry rants at him, I wanted to defend my family who has had soldiers in it for generations, I REALLY wanted to tell him to STFU.
All I did was delete him from my list.
Sometimes its better to say nothing.
Saying "who gives a shit about a bunch of dead old guys"
I wanted to post long angry rants at him, I wanted to defend my family who has had soldiers in it for generations, I REALLY wanted to tell him to STFU.
All I did was delete him from my list.
Sometimes its better to say nothing.
I get those urges often. I recently deleted a girl who made so many stupid comments and couldn't spell correctly. She once went on a huge rant detailing that she hates skype because everyone seems to be using it. Her next status said that she loves skype and can't wait to see her family on it again.
Another guy on my friends list keeps making a status with something he thinks is deep and meaningful, and he makes it out like he comes up with them himself. A girl on my facebook keeps posting pictures of herself that were taken in front of a mirror, you can see her phone, you can't see her though, the flash from her phone makes it impossible to see her. I should really delete those people. A lot of others I just want to say "Stop being so damn emo, you won't get a boyfriend or many friends by being so emo. Just stop. No one is interested." Some of them also post saying how upset they are, then go on to say they don't want to talk about it over facebook.
Another guy on my friends list keeps making a status with something he thinks is deep and meaningful, and he makes it out like he comes up with them himself. A girl on my facebook keeps posting pictures of herself that were taken in front of a mirror, you can see her phone, you can't see her though, the flash from her phone makes it impossible to see her. I should really delete those people. A lot of others I just want to say "Stop being so damn emo, you won't get a boyfriend or many friends by being so emo. Just stop. No one is interested." Some of them also post saying how upset they are, then go on to say they don't want to talk about it over facebook.
Just my idiot teenage acquaintances or friends or friends posting out-of-context depressive bullshit, or ?meaningful? quotes from celebrities like Wiz Khalifa, thinking that they?re SO fucking deep and everyone really wants to know about it. It just smacks of pretention. And yes, I know I probably sounded pretentious using that word, but it?s one of the best ways to describe it.
So many times I?ve wanted to say, ?Hey attention-seeking angsty *****, quit being so fucking vague in your pseudo-philosophical posts that no-one gives a shit about! And stop pretending that your shitty relationships with the opposite sex is actually worth a damn and you apparently know so much about them; you?re 15 years old, you bland fuck!?
I actually dislike Facebook, and the only reason I reactivated my account a while ago is because it?s convenient for chatting to friends online, most of whom have become far too comfortable with it. But most of the time I use it, I just keep a tab open and then get on with something else.
So many times I?ve wanted to say, ?Hey attention-seeking angsty *****, quit being so fucking vague in your pseudo-philosophical posts that no-one gives a shit about! And stop pretending that your shitty relationships with the opposite sex is actually worth a damn and you apparently know so much about them; you?re 15 years old, you bland fuck!?
I actually dislike Facebook, and the only reason I reactivated my account a while ago is because it?s convenient for chatting to friends online, most of whom have become far too comfortable with it. But most of the time I use it, I just keep a tab open and then get on with something else.
Most of the time it's "Fuck you." because we're all around 30 and trying to remind everyone how much better our grown-up lives are better than each other's. Kids do not make you a better person than me. Buying a motor home doesn't make you better than me. 300 updates a day about your kids just annoy me. I know you like to paint, but, seriously? You paint like one "abstract" painting a day and they all look like half-assed Pollocks. Meaning - crap.
Stop posting pictures of your garden. Seriously.
Stop talking about money. We all make money - we're adults.
... I post on Facebook maybe once every couple weeks. Usually I look at it once or twice a day to keep up with my family in Australia, as most of them live there.
Most of my friend list is people I went to high school with... and, honestly, I keep most of them on there just to show myself that they aren't any better than me. (No, you never get over High School.)
Also, I like reading girls I hated in school complain about their lives. It makes me feel good. I'm an asshole.
Stop posting pictures of your garden. Seriously.
Stop talking about money. We all make money - we're adults.
... I post on Facebook maybe once every couple weeks. Usually I look at it once or twice a day to keep up with my family in Australia, as most of them live there.
Most of my friend list is people I went to high school with... and, honestly, I keep most of them on there just to show myself that they aren't any better than me. (No, you never get over High School.)
Also, I like reading girls I hated in school complain about their lives. It makes me feel good. I'm an asshole.
Ones that I can remember -
1) Gay dude on my Facebook keeps on throwing his sexuality in people's faces, promotes his photography work just because he has an expensive camera, can use Photoshop, and has HELPED photograph a wedding. Have told him to his face about his making a point about his sexuality, albeit in a kinda offensive way, which made him cry. Someone did tell him once when he was claiming stress that it was stressful for everyone working with him. Needless to say, I had to like that comment.
2) Girl I used to be best friends with tweeting about how she hates cheaters, despite the fact that she cheated on her boyfriend about a year and a half ago and was only staying with him because she didn't want to be lonely. I would have said something, but she's friends with my girlfriend, so my balls would have been ripped off.
3) My ex turned lesbian about 3 years after we broke up, her and her girlfriend (at the time) would have public arguments and displays of affection over Facebook. The former I actually commented on to try and diffuse the situation, attempting to help my ex; was told to go fuck myself by BOTH OF THEM. The latter - many of us thought the messages were cringeworthy and should have been saved for in private, and somebody made a point about it and were met with hate messages from both girls.
4) My ex's ex-girlfriend in story number 3? Claimed to have depression and an anxiety disorder, and also attempted suicide. One day, my ex puts up pictures on Facebook of the girl with new scars on her arms, and then went mental with people who claimed that it was graphic and shouldn't be on Facebook, telling them that they should care about the girl's feelings. If she's willing to put these pictures on Facebook, she's crying for attention. Personally, I would have said what everyone else was saying, but I've been in a fight with my ex - doesn't end well.
1) Gay dude on my Facebook keeps on throwing his sexuality in people's faces, promotes his photography work just because he has an expensive camera, can use Photoshop, and has HELPED photograph a wedding. Have told him to his face about his making a point about his sexuality, albeit in a kinda offensive way, which made him cry. Someone did tell him once when he was claiming stress that it was stressful for everyone working with him. Needless to say, I had to like that comment.
2) Girl I used to be best friends with tweeting about how she hates cheaters, despite the fact that she cheated on her boyfriend about a year and a half ago and was only staying with him because she didn't want to be lonely. I would have said something, but she's friends with my girlfriend, so my balls would have been ripped off.
3) My ex turned lesbian about 3 years after we broke up, her and her girlfriend (at the time) would have public arguments and displays of affection over Facebook. The former I actually commented on to try and diffuse the situation, attempting to help my ex; was told to go fuck myself by BOTH OF THEM. The latter - many of us thought the messages were cringeworthy and should have been saved for in private, and somebody made a point about it and were met with hate messages from both girls.
4) My ex's ex-girlfriend in story number 3? Claimed to have depression and an anxiety disorder, and also attempted suicide. One day, my ex puts up pictures on Facebook of the girl with new scars on her arms, and then went mental with people who claimed that it was graphic and shouldn't be on Facebook, telling them that they should care about the girl's feelings. If she's willing to put these pictures on Facebook, she's crying for attention. Personally, I would have said what everyone else was saying, but I've been in a fight with my ex - doesn't end well.
That they're pretentious, narcissistic tosspots and if their friends actually gave a shit about them they would bother to call, so none of this "useful for organising things" nonsense please.
Sod this I'm going outside.
Alas I don't have a Facebook which is probably blessing after reading through this thread.
Alas I don't have a Facebook which is probably blessing after reading through this thread.
"It's spelt 'lose', fucking 'LOSE' not 'loose' you dumb ass pricks. And I don't give a shit about your feelings, leave me the fuck alone." *Unfriend*
"I don't care about all these shitty videos you post, all of them from the same five bands, while you bemoan that popular music is shit and complain that no one knows who Kurt Cobain is. Fuck you, popular music has always been shit. no you don't wish you were born 20 years ago, you just want listening to the Smiths to be cool and unique and edgy."
*Unfriend*
"Stop reposting shit from Tumblr, it's bad enough when I see it there without comments saying 'lol so true' and I don't care what your tattoo is going to look like you 15 year old bimbo, oh a star on your hip, how individual and meaningful."
*Unfriend*
I only use facebook for following pages and insulting/organising things with my friends. I'll post maybe once a fortnight with something I think my friends would enjoy.
"I don't care about all these shitty videos you post, all of them from the same five bands, while you bemoan that popular music is shit and complain that no one knows who Kurt Cobain is. Fuck you, popular music has always been shit. no you don't wish you were born 20 years ago, you just want listening to the Smiths to be cool and unique and edgy."
*Unfriend*
"Stop reposting shit from Tumblr, it's bad enough when I see it there without comments saying 'lol so true' and I don't care what your tattoo is going to look like you 15 year old bimbo, oh a star on your hip, how individual and meaningful."
*Unfriend*
I only use facebook for following pages and insulting/organising things with my friends. I'll post maybe once a fortnight with something I think my friends would enjoy.
I know how you feel. I have quite a few aquantances on my FB profile, people who I don't even like, but feel obliged to have them as 'friends'.
There's one that insists of typing in a Scottish accent - he's Scottish, and has a doctorate in biology, but he still types like he's had a stroke.
Another insists on making nationalist comments.
Another is constantly making comments about smoking weed.
About 8 of them make sexist jokes, like one day, one of them posted 2 dozen sexist jokes.
Thing is, I don't want to comment on anything they post because it just brings attention to them, attention from people who might be on my friends list, see my comment, and think - wow, that guy knows a lot of arseholes, ergo... etc. Unfortunately my main employer is on my list so it can be treacherous to comment on the dodgy posts.
Can't win, best to just lurk in Facebook these days, only making comments on peoples wedding photo's and posts about how awesome it is to be a mummy. Facebook is no fun when people actually know you, I'd rather be anonymous than self-censored.
There's one that insists of typing in a Scottish accent - he's Scottish, and has a doctorate in biology, but he still types like he's had a stroke.
Another insists on making nationalist comments.
Another is constantly making comments about smoking weed.
About 8 of them make sexist jokes, like one day, one of them posted 2 dozen sexist jokes.
Thing is, I don't want to comment on anything they post because it just brings attention to them, attention from people who might be on my friends list, see my comment, and think - wow, that guy knows a lot of arseholes, ergo... etc. Unfortunately my main employer is on my list so it can be treacherous to comment on the dodgy posts.
Can't win, best to just lurk in Facebook these days, only making comments on peoples wedding photo's and posts about how awesome it is to be a mummy. Facebook is no fun when people actually know you, I'd rather be anonymous than self-censored.
There's this frat boy on my friends list who is constantly posting statusses about him going to the gym, rap lyrics, random cursewords (apparently to showcase everyone his 'amazing' vocabulary) and pictures of his tattoo's on Facebook. I would really LOVE to tell him I don't give a shit about his shallow pathetic life, but I just can't because he is pretty much always around when I'm hanging out with my friends, and the dude acts like a massive asshole to anyone who says anything negative about him.
While not directly related to Facebook, he is also the reason why I don't want to tell my friends I am a brony, since HE is (aside from me, to my knowledge at least) the only brony within that paticular circle of friends and I'd rather not be identified with him.
While not directly related to Facebook, he is also the reason why I don't want to tell my friends I am a brony, since HE is (aside from me, to my knowledge at least) the only brony within that paticular circle of friends and I'd rather not be identified with him.
"When I die, I might forget how to breath....."
WHAT IS THAT MEANT TO MEAN? THIS QUOTE HAS NO SUSBTANCE AT ALL GAAAAH
Captcha: Oh, lord.
Damn fucking right.
WHAT IS THAT MEANT TO MEAN? THIS QUOTE HAS NO SUSBTANCE AT ALL GAAAAH
Captcha: Oh, lord.
Damn fucking right.
There's someone on my facebook who is constantly posting pro lgbt shit.
One example from today:
One nice package there.
Also have some girls who keep complaining about how other girls from their school are "sluts" or w/e. Don't care and it's really not a problem, but they feel superior to those people in some way.
Lyrics statuses are pretty irritating but they don't get me as much as those previous ones.
One example from today:
Fucking hell. The same person also tries to make out they're "crazy" and "weird" (god I hate when people do that, wonder what they'd feel like if they were truly bipolar or schizophrenic) and you have the drama queen statuses as well (I was a bit like this when I was 13 but fucking hell we're in our late teens now).LIKE-
If you support gay marriage!
SHARE-
If you're not afraid to admit it.
IGNORE-
If you don't support.
One nice package there.
Also have some girls who keep complaining about how other girls from their school are "sluts" or w/e. Don't care and it's really not a problem, but they feel superior to those people in some way.
Lyrics statuses are pretty irritating but they don't get me as much as those previous ones.
Something along these lines:
"Stop it. Stop being so passive aggressive. He left you. Move on with you life. Just because you don't say his name in the post doesn't mean your keeping it a private affair. You only make these passive aggressive posts to garner more attention and sympathy from people. The worse part? It works, every single time. Stop it.
If you have problems with your ex, bring it up with him. Directly. By making these stupid fucking posts every other week, you're dragging all your friends into you problems. It's not fair to him, it's not fair to us, and it's certainly not fair for your new boyfriend to have to awkwardly sit back and have no clue what to do.
I so wish I could tell you the truth. That the real reason he left you was because of this shit right here. Because you act like such a passive aggressive ***** whenever you're upset--ESPECIALLY on facebook. Grow up. Stop treating facebook like your fucking diary. You're just looking for an audience to put your pedestal of problems in front of, and that is just pathetic."
"Stop it. Stop being so passive aggressive. He left you. Move on with you life. Just because you don't say his name in the post doesn't mean your keeping it a private affair. You only make these passive aggressive posts to garner more attention and sympathy from people. The worse part? It works, every single time. Stop it.
If you have problems with your ex, bring it up with him. Directly. By making these stupid fucking posts every other week, you're dragging all your friends into you problems. It's not fair to him, it's not fair to us, and it's certainly not fair for your new boyfriend to have to awkwardly sit back and have no clue what to do.
I so wish I could tell you the truth. That the real reason he left you was because of this shit right here. Because you act like such a passive aggressive ***** whenever you're upset--ESPECIALLY on facebook. Grow up. Stop treating facebook like your fucking diary. You're just looking for an audience to put your pedestal of problems in front of, and that is just pathetic."
