Things your girlfriend does that piss you off.

[UnwishedGunz]

im positive that most people on this site dont have a girlfriend

OT: i dont mind her talking to other guys but shes knows that i dont like it when shes flirts with them >_>

 

[BlackStar42]

I had an ex-girlfriend that decided the best way to break up with me would be to have sex with 2 guys, videotape and then send it to me. That really pissed me off.

Let the tape..."find its way" onto 4chan.

 

[Ekit]

Uhhggg, pretty much everything my girlfriend does annoys me, we have been dating for 2 and a half years, but I love her to much to break it off, I remind her that every day...

*Im not the best boyfriend either obviously*

I'm not very romantic or *loving*...but I talk alot, where shes very quiet..
We don't make the best match I guess.

You kidding? You're perfect; Think of it this way... You're the talker, she's the listener. If you were both quiet, nothing would happen, and if you both talked, nothing would get accomplished through the invalid points trying to be portrayed in either conversation, leaning towards more of a redundant argument, rather than a topic inspired conversation.

I, on the other hand, love quiet women. I'm not sure if it is just that I'm old fashioned, or that it's just the way I think, but something about a woman who is quiet, reserved, and reverend, or even timid and shy, is simply arousing to me as a simple sexual and personal interest in the opposite sex. (here's the ball-buster however, I'm more of a "she has to ask me" type of guy... sucks)

Ahh, see now we might seem perfect for each other, I like being the talkitive one and I like a girl that can listen. She however is so quiet that I might as well just be talking to myself, defeating some purpose in the relationship.

This.

Glad to see I'm not the only one with this problem.

It is getting better though.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Not exist. That gets annoying.

*runs off crying*

That, and I suck at running too...

*goes to the corner to cry*

 

[AngryPuppy]

Not existing. The fact that my Girlfriend is a figment of my imagination pisses me off to no end.

 

[Julianking93]

Your cheery attitude IS MOST SUSPICIOUS!

Oh is it? I don't know what you're talking about ^-^

 

[GeorgW]

My current one doesn't have a big enough sex drive, my last one had trouble communicating.
The conversation between fargo and julian started out quite interesting, but has gotten boring now. Still, thanks for the entertainment!

 

[SnipErlite]

Like Tristan and Victoria on Stardust.

Damnnn Fumbl3s, that sucks. Feel for you =/


OT: Just in general not giving the impression she really liked me all that much. It just seemed she wasn't bothered about hanging out or whatnot. Ah well.

 

[Julianking93]

..I'll be keeping an eye on you.

*slowly sips tentacle grape through straw while keeping an eye on Julian*

*giggles to himself at the fact that Fargo knows not that Tentacle Grape is part of the plan* ^-^

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Well if she isn't telling you what you did to piss her off then it's something totally obvious. Put yourself in her shoes and look at all the things you did, you'll soon see that you're being ignorant of your own foolish behaviour.

OT: In general, making mountains out of molehills. But, this is for everyone, not just women. Women are as reasonable and irrational as any man I know, they always have a reason for being pissed at you, no matter how big or small. Similarly, any flaws in a girl are flaws that I accept and what make her better for me. If I dislike the flaws then clearly I should just be friends with her, if I take all her imperfections and make them into what makes her perfect then I should try my hardest to make the relationship last.

 

[dorkette1990]

His showers. Who NEEDS an hour long shower? I've tried accompanying him to make them faster, but I get bored because he takes FOREVER. Who needs to run out the hot water in every shower?

Also, he's needy. He likes to follow me around and try to do everything I'm doing. Which is just mildly annoying on it's own, but everyone around us thinks I'm a controlling ***** who makes him follow me. Even though I usually tell him to go play a game while I'm playing/drawing/reading.
But, I know I do crazy things as well, so *shrug*

 

[Shadows Inc.]

I love, and hate, going on rants...

 

[Normalgamer]

The only other thing that pisses me off is when she points out she's much taller than me.

Good for you, the faster girls start dating guys shorter then them the easier it is for my offspring to have a chance at gals.

 

[antidonkey]

The number one thing my ex-wife would do to annoy me was call me into the kitchen from the other side of the house just so I could get something out of a drawer that she was only 1 1/2 feet away from. Sooooo aggrivating.

 

[Shadows Inc.]

accidental double post...

 

[phatdog45]

she's into photography, and really likes taking pictures of herself. she changes her facebook picture literally every other day. she needs constant validation of her image, her art, and herself. she's also very dramatic. I still love her tho

 

[Ekit]

The 'I'm upset with you but i'm not going to tell you why'

Because i'm a mind reader that can fix things without knowing them, yes, that's it.

oooh this one is famous XD, mine was that way, but i trained her not to be like this XD

i'm not sure using the term 'trained' is acceptable outside of a D/s relationship, better way of saying it is: 'Helped her out of that bad habbit' Makes it sounds nicer...though they pretty much ammount to the same thing.

you are quite correct XD, since its not a D/s relationship XD, better to say that we both smoothed each others edges off a bit

What's a D/s relationship? :S

 

[Electrogecko]

asks "what are you thinking?"

SHUTUP, IF I WANTED TO TELL YOU WHAT I WAS THINKING I'D BE TELLING YOU ALREADY, AND I REJECT THE PREMISE THAT MY THOUGHTS ARE SIMPLE ENOUGH TO BE EASILY AND READILY EXPLAINED IN ANY WAY THAT COULD POSSIBLY SERVE YOU! I DO NOT HAVE A ONE TRACK MIND, SO LET MY ACTIONS SPEAK FOR MY THOUGHTS AND LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE! THERE IS VALUE IN SILENCE, IF YOU THINK IT'S AWKWARD THEN MOVE ON...

sorry, but i think it's a damn stupid question, and always serves to lower my opinion of anyone who asks it within that context

Does everybody else always have a song playing in their head?........like....always?
I could be in the middle of a Calc II exam with a song from the ride to school still in my head. Even right now as I'm typing this I have the final boss theme from DKCR playin in there.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

-She doesn't shut up during movies.
-If she guesses a plot point, not matter how obvious it is, she thinks she's the most brilliant movie watcher in the world and screams "I GOT IT! I AM SO GOOD!"
-I'm much taller than she is but her legs are longer than mine,and she likes to talk about it.
-She's incredibly clingy/needy
-She never tells me what she wants
-Instead of arguing like a normal couple, I get angry, and she just cries. Thanks for contributing.
-If I don't seem incredibly upbeat she thinks I'm angry and insistently badgers me about it until I actually get angry, and then she gets upset because I got mad at her.
-She thinks she's an expert on psychology (she's in high school) and tries to explain absolutely everything and can't understand why her idiotic statements make absolutely no sense.
-She complains, a lot.

Edit: I thought of some more
-She NEVER uses logic to come to a conclusion. It's all just emotional bull shit.
-I don't give a shit about who your friends are dating or what lesbian broke up with which other one.
-I'm at college, don't fucking tell me when guys hit on you. I don't like to fucking hear it, and I can't do anything about it right now.
-Her "I have to pee so baaaaad"
Me: "So go pee?"
Her: "I don't want to... what if someone hears me?"
WHO THE FUCK CARES?? JUST GO EMPTY YOUR BLADDER.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

People have girlfriends now? Hey, I want a girlfriend!