This Annoying Body

[Captain Wes]

I'm just too sexy, people come up to me and are like " I love you Michael" and I say "shut up person I don't know, I'm busy flaunting my millions of dollars"
It's such a hassle

 

[Seydaman]

constant sweat problems and my eyes feel like there dry

 

[rossatdi]

I get cramp in my right calf muscle every now and again. Its so strong that it'll hurt a week. That's it though.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

My scar from when my appendix burst is still inflamed and always hurts.

 

[D_987]

For whatever reason (something to do with the cartilage in my leg from playing to much sport) I cannot run without enduring a lot of pain in my ankles the next day.

 

[Ace of Spades]

I can't play games for more than a few hours at a time before my eyes start to hurt. Now I have to play like a normal person, and take breaks every now and then.

 

[Ranooth]

I have an extremely red face all the time, which goes only redder in social situations (even the simple ones). My hair grows upwards at an alarming rate and so i either have an afro or live at the hairdressers. Funny thing is that i rarely become ill (e.g colds, stomach bugs).

 

[Jaythulhu]

Weird thing is, I have perfect hearing and I've never had a head or ear injury

Me either. I'd tried to put it down to the number of heavy metal concerts I went to as a youngster, but my doc has told me I had it long before then.

 

[Danny Ocean]

I used to be allergic to strawberries to the extent that even a bite of one would result in an all-over body rash. All Over.

I'm fine now though, so tremble before my perfect physical condition! Muahahahahaha!

 

[Cheesebob]

I have a weird rough patch on my left middle finger and of course glasses

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Each time I look in a mirror I cant help but notice how sexy I am.

 

[bodyklok]

I'm addicted to crack. I'm constantly shivering and I'm angry all the time. I'm going to go kill myself now.

Not funny.

I laughed and I know what being addicted to crack can do to you (not first hand of course). But anyway I get bad dandruff odd thing is it can go on and off luckily though it's normally off (no it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the shampoo I use).

Other than that my ear has a special muscle in it that lets me cover up my ear hole I wounder what the technical term for that is.

 

[LuckySeven]

Glasses, lack of muscles, too much hair in strange places. Thats about it.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Allergic to perfume, dust, pollen, grass, dogs, cats etc . Can't smell or taste too well. Ingrown toenail. Dandruff. Asthma. Acne. Nasal septum deviation.

Indeed. Curse you, mortal coil.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Flat feet - my arch nemesis. Now, flat feet aren't such a bad thing unless you walk or run a lot. Which I do. Walking for 40km in a single day (only done this twice) has the effect of making me feel like I'm walking barefoot. Doesn't help that the side of the road on the way home is full of rocks. Going for a 40 minute jog? Big-ass freakin' blister on the sole of my foot that's almost the size of my big toe.

 

[Ionami]

I have grand mal seizures if I don't take some stupid little pink pills. It really sucks balls. When I have one it feels like I got beaten by a bunch of MMA fighters. Imagine every muscle in your body screaming in agony. I hate it. The neurologists can't even tell me why it happens either. They scanned my head a few times and got nothing. The medication has the beautiful side effect of hair loss and weight gain. Keeping the weight off is extra hard now. Not to mention also going bald when none of the men in family have gone bald, EVER. What a drag.

That thoroughly sucks man, for what it's worth, I'm sorry you have to go through that.

 

[Riicek]

Glasses, lack of muscles, too much hair in strange places. Thats about it.

This, plus my right hand is all fucked up. At the ripe age of 23 I supposedly have "post-traumatic arthritis" which is probably the doctor's spewing something out so they don't sound dumb, but the long and the short of it is if it's cold weather, or I've been using my right hand a lot, my knuckles and my wrist on my right hand hurt and stiffen up. And the middle knuckle swells up quite a bit and turns purple.

But in my job I work in a cold environment a lot, plus I live in Vermont, so I just suck it up. Could be worse problems, like seizures or something.

I have had 3 seizures in my life, but all 3 were drug induced.

 

[The Eaten Cake]

My left shoulder blade aches whenever I stand for too long, or sit forward.

 

[Solytus]

Whenever I take SATs or Finals, I get absolutely bitchy runny noses. I am not kidding, it can be a massive pain in the ass.

"mmkay, answer should-*sniffle*-be A.. or maybe-*sniffffff*-B, but-*snifff*"

 

[wewontdie11]

I get some bitching head rushes now and again. Once I actually blacked out for a couple minutes when I got up off my bed because of one. I hadn't even been sitting down that long.