This Is the Best Trailer for a Japanese Porn Game Ever

[Chester41585]

Wait, was that the bridge of a Constitution-class starship?

 

[ae86gamer]

I couldn't stop laughing. XD The guy narrating sounded way too serious.

 

[Cgull]

So that was odd...something about conveniently human aliens, weirdly formed girls, sex change Putin and a visually impaired Panda.

Damn. Think I want this more than Dragon Age now...

 

[Energylegzz]

I need more info on the panda....it intrigues me

 

[Syphonz]

wait a minute.. "All over the universe"? What do the Japanese know that we don't!

 

[KissofKetchup]

Never actually seen a trailer for a Japanese porn game, but it looks and sounds like a super cheesy JRPG

 

[Ancientgamer]

As confusing as it was, I didn't really laugh all that much... until 3:09 - SENATOR PANDA!

And what's with the last 40 seconds? Don't they know how to 'end at the end'?

As for Metal Wolf Chaos... wow. Just, wow.
1 - When will Michael Bay finish the movie version?
2 - If these people can work as V.O.A.s, what the hell is stopping me??

Indeed, metal wolf chaos is possibly the best thing ever created.

 

[dalek sec]

Well that was just plain strange....

 

[GrinningManiac]

The hell?

What is UP with Japan?

 

[ccesarano]

That is so hilariously awesome. I really want to play this just because it's....TALKING PANDA WITH GLASSES!

I mean come on!

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Those bombs we dropped on them in WW2, I swear, them things were full of spanish fly or something.

 

[Dr. Wily III]

"" <-- Expression while watching the video.

What, NeutralDrow might think of it?

 

[Ithos]

man, I love japanese porn

 

[Overlord1953]

Panda why is there a panda with glasses!!!!!!!!

 

[Actsub]

What the hell makes the Japanese do these things, is it something in the air? The food? WHAT, why is everything so batshit insane.

It's the heavy radiation concentration.

 

[dududf]

So.... I gotta rape the 16 year old world leaders... to save the world.


Awsome?

 

[timmytom1]

"It was a perfectly ordinary day....or was it ?! i pretty much pissed myself at that bit

 

[Iampringles]

I really have nothing to say about this other than:

"How this will work as a game?"

Yeah, I don't know either.

 

[Nomad]

Where's the porn in this game? I didn't see it!