This Is the Best Trailer for a Japanese Porn Game Ever

[chickenlord]

...Are we sure this is a porn videogame...or just a regular videogame with a really bad plot...

 

[Scumpernickle]

I'm amazed how the voice actor just casually said, "Complete with morning hard-ons."

I don't know what else to think, I don't know if I can think anymore.

 

[The Infinite]

Best. Voice Over. Ever. The rest of the video was wtfable and incredibly random though, too random to be humorous for me. Though I have to get me a copy of Metal Wolf Chaos right now, that games looks like a helluva lot of fun. RIIICHHHARRRD!!!

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

True, this isn't the most absurdly hilarious trailer for a Japanese game we've ever seen - that honor still belongs to Metal Wolf Chaos [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Genl242_ZU8] and is unlikely to be topped any time soon - it'll probably still get a chuckle out of you nonetheless.

I watched, the trailer and two stages for Metal Wolf Chaos and now I really want to play it.
Why the hell would they develop a game with a full english speaking cast and only release it in Japan? Were "From Software" worried the game would be considered in bad taste b/c of 9/11?

 

[ssgt splatter]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....................?
What. The. Fuck?

 

[Infernai]

Wait wait wait wait...i...can't comprehend this. A hentai-game that ACTUALLY has some small shreds of a plot? 0o Oh my god, its the end of the world!

 

[Elemental]

Wow............ I dont even have any words to say about this.....

 

[ckam]

I wonder how you even find this stuff man...

 

[Low Key]

What the fuck? Some might call this creative. I call it insane.

I did laugh at the "Russian Prime Minister" part though because the backdrop was of nuclear warheads. I guess Japan doesn't like Russia either.

 

[GuerrillaClock]

My avatar seems oddly appropriate to warrant commenting on this topic.

Anyway, 3 cheers for Japan!

 

[Caligulove]

Is that Alfred Molina narrating?

times ARE hard..

 

[Lullabye]

People... People get off to THIS?...

you, my friend have obviously never been to 4-chan.

 

[Chicago Ted]

People... People get off to THIS?...

you, my friend have obviously never been to 4-chan.

I do, but this still gets me!

 

[Azmael Silverlance]

This was a weird ass trailer. And dubbing it the best one . . . . .erm. . . i dont know. I guess i have to be into that kind of games. . . . it has a ridicilous story ill admit that . . .
and the girl`s name is Obama sheesh

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

What the hell makes the Japanese do these things, is it something in the air? The food? WHAT, why is everything so batshit insane.

Ah well the trailer has incredibly freaked me out and the girl president reminded me of Hitler,maybe its the hand salute thing.

Hey, if you take half the population of the United States and put it in Florida you'll probably get similar results.

So you're saying it's the orange juice?

 

[Gigano]

Hahahaha, got to purchase this one sometime when it's out, and I'm in the mood for some WTF?!-material of the lighter variety.

At best, it could (also) be light political satire presented in an absurdly hilarious form. At worst it's just some standard fare fluffy sex sim presented in an absurdly hilarious bad form. Probably the only chance I'll ever get to screw over President Putin regardless, so put me down for some preposterously surreal lighthearted fun either way.

 

[AlienRestart]

Was this game ever translated to english?