This Is the Best Trailer for a Japanese Porn Game Ever

geldonyetich

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Silence - accept your plastic woman overlords.

No doubt the orgy involving the lead female and the entire house of representatives is mind-blowing.

Not to mention the frequent gushing from various members of congress about how adorable their president is. Cheney is the head of her fan club.
 

Murlin

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StarStruckStrumpets said:
So irresistably...cute...

That trailer was the most hilariously beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Even better than hamsters!
hamsters...what do you do when you're home alone...
 

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Guys, stop scratching your heads about the panda and WATCH THE FREAKING METAL WOLF CHAOS TRAILER. I just did. It is the greatest thing ever. I want that game. Please tell me it works on PS2 or something else that I actually have. T_T I'm going to go check...

Edit: It's for Xbox. Well poo. xP
 

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randommaster said:
Kiutu said:
I didnt know Romulons were little anime girls.
Everything is an anime girl. All I'm waiting for is moe-tan so that the world will be sucked into a black hole caused by the infinie recursion of cute.

Chipperz said:
OK, I watched it twice, I got my roommate to watch it, and I'm left with one question that I feel is vital, and, so far, the only bit I don't understand about the whole thing...

What the FUCK is that Panda all about!?
The panda watched you while you play and makes you feel nervous about getting off to this game.
The universe achieving singularity through moe doesn't sound half-bad, mate.
 

MrDarkling

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Hardcore_gamer said:
So all of earths leaders are cute teenage girls who decide to solve the alien invasion by.......having sex with that wizard and to "convince him" to use his magic powers and his awesome fighting panda to defeat the aliens?

Yea, my IQ just dropped a little after watching this.

Thank you for explaining the video for me xD
I seriously just got more freaked out by the video than actually paying attention.
 

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Why for all the can you misty brain sludge boopboopbedeboop.

This stuff is just dangerous, definitely NSFW. And that's just the trailers alone.
 

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All told it doesn't strike me as being any worse than a lot of other things that Japan has done. It and "Metal Wolf Chaos" seem like political satires for people outside of the country being satired. Sort of like how the left wing did "That's My Bush" and "'Lil Bush" during his presidency which probably would have been fairly incomprehensible to people who didn't know American politics.... which I'm guessing most Japanese people don't actually have a working knowlege of, so they are satirizing the system itself through the one role they really pseudo-understand (The President).

However, I also suspect a lot of this is based on the desire for Japan to be relevent, and have some of the things you see in the US. The idea of a democracy appearing, and of course most importantly the idea of serious international relevency to anything except trade. For example Japan is not likely to go toe to toe with Russia on *ANY* issue like suggested there. It's just not a world power on that level, even if the Prime Minister was replaced.

What's more one also has to consider that going by that trailer, even if they "fixed" things by replacing the Prime Minister and using mind control powers to cause acceptance, it does not explain how Russia would be being run by a stylized cutie, OR how it would be in a position to do anything except intimidate europe.

It *could* be amusing, but as in general it looks like it's a combination of Japanese wish fulfillment (stylized as humor), combined with satire aimed at people who have no understanding of what is being satirized.

As far as the voice actors go, unless it's a fansub (which this does not appear to be) I believe a lot of bad Japanese dubs nowadays are bad on purpose specifically because Americans find them funny, and a lot of people have in the past bought bad dubs specifically for the humor value. I say this because there are enough good ones out there, and enough Japanese who speak english clearly and understand how it works, that there is no excuse for it anymore. Thus I get the impression they do it intentionally.

I look back at the whole "Tada-O" thing from "Earth And Beyond" as an example of what they are doing (except for real).
 

randommaster

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Syntax Error said:
randommaster said:
Kiutu said:
I didnt know Romulons were little anime girls.
Everything is an anime girl. All I'm waiting for is moe-tan so that the world will be sucked into a black hole caused by the infinie recursion of cute.

Chipperz said:
OK, I watched it twice, I got my roommate to watch it, and I'm left with one question that I feel is vital, and, so far, the only bit I don't understand about the whole thing...

What the FUCK is that Panda all about!?
The panda watched you while you play and makes you feel nervous about getting off to this game.
The universe achieving singularity through moe doesn't sound half-bad, mate.
Well, it would be really cool for the few moments that we would have to experience it, then it would suck.
 

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Armitage Shanks said:
"...Or was it?!"

I can't think of anything else to say. In fact I don't think anything else needs to be said.
lol sorry this is off topic, but I just listened to Libertad for the first time today
 

CD-R

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Wow.

Actually the Metal Wolf game looked kind of cool.

They should localize it for the US. Make the president in the game a black guy and have Samuel L. Jackson do the voice. Think about it. Samuel L. Jackson as the president saving the US by piloting a giant robot.

It Would outsell Modern Warfare 2!!!!!!!!!
 

TraumaHound

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I don't get it, how is this a porn game? I dind't even see anything game-related, just looked like a weird concept anime.
 

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Imagine if this game was made by Michael Bay... now that would be something you don't see every day.

This is what grand theft auto 4 should have used as one of the TV series commercials.
 

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HOLY

CRAP
That...that actually sounds kinda cool. Except you know, it's one of those types of games