This is the worst present, EVER!

[The87Italians]

About 2 years ago I got a snow shovel. Probably would've been useful too, but we already had a snow blower. It just sits in the garage now, never been used.

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

Hmmm I'm not christian, so i don't get Christmas presents, but other than that; -_-
Let's see. The last present (B-day or sth) i got was

._.

was........

O_O

uhh.....

0_0

I can't fucking remember the last time i got a Present?! W...T....Fuck?!
And now I'm sad.

Q_Q

Anyway, Merry Christmas y'all. and i like your avatar OP. best dance sequence ever.

 

[antigodoflife]

A banjo, I am not kidding. My mother gave me a banjo because I had started listening to country music. (And she also asked me to make a wish list so that I would get what I wanted to)

Why would you dislike a FUCKING BANJO!

[REALLY bad pun alert]
All you need now is a Kazoo-ie

But seriously, a Banjo is a sweet present.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Honestly, you all are complaining about clothes? And video games, or computers even?

Okay, so my worst gift was clothes, but not what you'd typically expect. It wasn't socks, it wasn't even underwear. Okay, technically it was. You know the full body underwear that lumberjacks and prospectors used to wear?

Yeah.

Although my girlfriend did get me a bra, but that was more of an in-joke than anything.

 

[Keltrick]

An expansion pack to a game I didn't own and didn't want.

This was pretty good example of "What is this....I don't even..."

This ... yeah, one of the few things that on premise alone made me laugh. What game was it, if you remember?

 

[teutonicman]

Aids, I think that would probably be the worst present ever.

 

[linkvegeta]

the worst thing i got was from my mom a few years back, she gave me an expired box of cake mix and a dvd she stole from work.

 

[InnerRebellion]

I hate getting clothes, unless it is a pea coat to add to my collection.

 

[Penguinness]

An expansion pack to a game I didn't own and didn't want.

This was pretty good example of "What is this....I don't even..."

This ... yeah, one of the few things that on premise alone made me laugh. What game was it, if you remember?

My mum was going to buy me the new expansion for World of Warcraft for this christmas, good thing she asked me first!

 

[Broady Brio]

Maybe I'll update this post tomorrow because I haven't had any "bad" presents that I can remember.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Any clothes ever.

I just tell my family if you feel the need to get me clothing just save yourself the trouble and either give me a giftcard for the store or cash. Especially since the cash I get at christmas goes to bills anyway....

 

[somerandomguy76]

Ant farm. Sans ants.

Now I'm reasonably sure it was a joke gift, but still. I WANTED THE ANTS DANG IT!

 

[PureChaos]

my ex-stepdad's sister got me a shower kit EVERY year. i had 4 loads of them. other than that, i got an alarm clock once

 

[Paksenarrion]

On my birthday? A break up email from one of my ex's.

 

[Godhead]

I once got a can opener for my birthday.

 

[Firetaffer]

I just received a pair of socks.

Yep, that's pretty much it. Clothing.

 

[Kinokohatake]

A few years ago my father bought my wife an Atlanta Falcons throw blanket. She loved it. The next year, she got the exact same blanket.

 

[Nannernade]

Well one Christmas my mom gave me a robe, why do I need a robe? What am I a 50 year old that likes to go outside with sleep still in my eyes to go grab the paper?

 

[Nouw]

Well one Christmas my mom gave me a robe, why do I need a robe? What am I a 50 year old that likes to go outside with sleep still in my eyes to go grab the paper?

Was it a bathrobe? I love my bathrobe, I can walk around the house in the morning and I'm not cold! Comfortable too

My mom bought me a rake. To pick up leaves. She was pissed when I was disappointed, too.

Sorry but I couldn't help laughing xD.

Not sure on a bad present as I can't really remember any bad ones so I'll have to leave it at that.
*Continues reading

 

[eggy32]

One more when I was maybe 6 or 7 my parents got me a bunch of action mans/men/whatever, they didn't get me anything I asked for and I never really liked action man.