This is the worst present, EVER!

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emeraldrafael

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I think the worst thing I ever got was a Washington Capitals hat from a friend as a joke. Being the Penguins fan I am, I promptly burned it after scratching Ovechkin on it.

But yeah, I know my friend two years ago got an eviction notice from his parents (I know, weird way of saying get the hell out of out of here).
 

Retardinator

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I get a feeling I'll get another Victorinox knife this year from my dad. Or any other piece of survival gear. There aren't many opportunities to go on death-defying adventures here...

It's useful, I know. It's practical. It's also of high quality. But if I don't find much use for it, I don't really need it.
 

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Boneasse said:
15 bucks little man, put that sh*t in my hand, if the money doesn't show then you owe me owe me oh. My jungle love!....I love those movies...


OT: I've never hated a gift. Even if it is the dumbest thing ever, I appreciate the thought behind it and use it later in life.
 

GrinningManiac

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I actually enjoy the occasional bunch of socks and "bad-pattern'd jumper" because the first is a very useful commodity when you somehow work through socks at a rate of knots. The second is just a lovely real-life cliché
 

micky

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i cant really remember any bad presents on Christmas but on my birthday my dog got hit by a car and my aunt thought it would be a good idea for my 8 year old to pick out a bunch of shirts, no it was not. at least i got a box set of samurai shamploo.
 

Bayushi_Kouya

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I define bad gift as a gift that was purchased because it was cheap, not because it would be a good gift for me. When I was smaller, I of course resisted clothes, but that's because I had basic pattern recognition skills and could remember every time I received new clothes when it was NOT Christmas, and assume that my relatives were cheaping out and getting me things I was going to receive anyway. Now I treasure clothes I receive for Christmas because finding pants/shoes in my size is either impossibly difficult or ludicrously expensive.

I also detest 'implication' gifts. Like the rake someone else mentioned. "Oh, so for Christmas, you got me a job. Thanks." I also remember seeing a TV show where this woman was anorexic (IDK what kind, the kind where you eat all the time), so she was pretty hefty. What does she get for Christmas and her birthday? Coupons for gyms/Jenny Craig. That's pretty shitty.

Worst gift I've ever received though -- I got this blue fleece thing one year. It wasn't that I didn't wear fleeces, or was allergic to them or anything -- the problem was that in order to get around the embarrassment of my family having to take it on the chin financially from both my parents losing their jobs, we suggested a gift rotation thing -- I forget what it's called, everyone puts names in a hat, and whoever you pull out is who you buy the gift for -- and everything (like the fleece) that my uncle's immediately family gave to everyone else had the distinct odor of them all passing their gift-buying duties to my aunt and letting her do it. Way to support us, ya cockbags. I was especially pissed because I busted my ass on research to find out what to get my paternal grandfather.
 

badgersprite

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When I was a little kid and people got me Barbies. I have never been a girl who was interested in Barbies. People learned that pretty quickly.
 

Paksenarrion

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XxRyanxX said:
Paksenarrion said:
On my birthday? A break up email from one of my ex's.
...Wow, that wasn't considerate of him what so ever. I'm highly sorry to hear about that... I actually had issues in my Relationships where some reason my Ex's broke up with me by text message on my Cell Phone and that was just sad. ...Anyways Merry Christmas to you and you deserve better of course.
Merry Christmas! No worries, it was a long time ago.
 

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AmayaOnnaOtaku said:
Paksenarrion said:
On my birthday? A break up email from one of my ex's.
damn! what a douchecanoe.
Yeah; funny thing is, he changed his mind right after. It was a turbulent time for young, naive me. He was also seeing somebody else. Man, did I feel loved.
 

PrimoThePro

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I have received socks... But I love socks so that's okay.
I legitimately got coal one year because I stole gum from the store when I was 5. Have not shoplifted since! ^_^
 

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Jaythulhu said:
I haven't received a present for xmas or my b'day since i was 12 (which was 20 years ago), so count yourself lucky for getting pressies at all, even if they are "meh".

Damn whingers. Shush. You're getting free stuff.
If I knew how to do a crying smiley, I would use it right now in sympathy.

Sorry man, that sucks.
 

Juraz

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My Christmas present was to go to Bon Jovi in sydney last weekend with my Girlfriend she broke up with me the day before and took the tickets for herself. AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
 

DoomyMcDoom

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ever been stabbed in the groin with a fork? I think that's the worst christmas present i've ever recieved... maybe I just have a really cruel family or something...
 

Gavmando

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Every year my mum buys me undies that I never wear. No matter how many times I tell her
I dont want them, she still goes and buys them for me.
 

AngelicSven

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Keltrick said:
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An expansion pack to a game I didn't own and didn't want.

This was pretty good example of "What is this....I don't even..."
This ... yeah, one of the few things that on premise alone made me laugh. What game was it, if you remember?
It was 'Wrath of the Lich King' for WoW. Thankfully, I got to return it.