This Isn't What I Ordered...

[TheNumber1Zero]

Our situations are a little reversed.
They forget to take off the cheese with me (I don't eat cheeseburgers, deal with it).

Everyone makes mistakes, but when it costs you money is when you start stabbing the guy who closes.

 

[Kriptonite]

All the time. It happens in fast-food..

 

[El Poncho]

Yes in KFC I asked for a zinger tower meal... they gave me chicken fillet burger or something... ARRRGGGGHHHH.

 

[GrinningManiac]

I never eat fast food, so I'm kay.

Actually, I lie, I have ordered McDonalds...in freaking Peru. I ordered in Spanish and they got it right! Lucky, eh?

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

Considering how much fast food I eat (which is a lot). This hasn't happened once.

 

[AvsJoe]

I hate pickles. Whenever I order anything I make sure to say "no pickles". But I still check every time because I still get them often enough to never trust the idjits behind the counter.

Majority of time the burger will be made before you get their, so you shouldn't really expect them to open the box, get the burger out then fish the pickles out, so do it yourself. Besides I know I wouldn't want their grubby hands in my burger anymore than is neccesary.

That's not the case. I've worked in a couple of different fast food restaurants and I can tell you the burger isn't pre-made unless it's the dinner rush. Plus I regularly watch them make my burger and they add the pickles right in front of me. The computer right above them says "no pickles". All they have to do is look up.

I orderd a hot fudge sunday and the lady comes back with this cold coffe topping shit and im like "yeah, i orderd a hot fudge sunday" and she was like "yeah this is hot fudge" i got so pissed off i was screaming in mcdonalds "THIS ISNT HOT FUDGE!!! ITS FUCKING COLD!!! HOW IS IT A HOT FUDGE SUNDAY IF THE SHITS COLD?!??!"

I wish I was there. I love watching people ream out fast food employees like that. I would've been laughing away.

 

[MarsProbe]

My orders at fast food joints are usually quite simple so they rarely get messed up. Though my pet hate in places like Burger King is when, despite clearly asking for a plain cheeseburger, I still end up with one with all the trimmings.

Strangely (or perhaps not so), I can happily eat a burger with all the trimmings from a proper bar/restuarant, but not when it comes to one from a fast food eatery.

I'm usually okay when it comes to restuarants, they never really mess up my order. Though when I was out for an Indian a few weeks back, I accidentally took someone else in my groups meal when they came round with the orders. What can I say, the names sounded similar...

 

[Scrythe]

I used to go to Jack In The Box a lot for their curly fries, but for some reason they switch the words "no" with "extra" and I end up with a burger completely loaded with mustard. I fucking hate mustard.

Spoiler: This much

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I like plain CHEESEburgers from McDonalds. When I want one, I have to specify "Keep the CHEESE"!

 

[obliterate]

Yes, pretty much everyone has been

With the number of mistakes McDonalds has made with my orders, im surprised my burger always comes COOKED!

Well yeah at least they remember the main part of the whole thing...COOKING IT

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

I hate pickles. Whenever I order anything I make sure to say "no pickles". But I still check every time because I still get them often enough to never trust the idjits behind the counter.

Majority of time the burger will be made before you get their, so you shouldn't really expect them to open the box, get the burger out then fish the pickles out, so do it yourself. Besides I know I wouldn't want their grubby hands in my burger anymore than is neccesary.

That's not the case. I've worked in a couple of different fast food restaurants and I can tell you the burger isn't pre-made unless it's the dinner rush. Plus I regularly watch them make my burger and they add the pickles right in front of me. The computer right above them says "no pickles". All they have to do is look up.

Oh fair enough then, whenever I go in they've always got a bunch of burgers in boxs on the warmer thing and they just throw one in a bag for me, never seen one made fresh.

Could just be a European thing though, like with our TV shows, we film them all, then put them out, while I understand you folks across the pond film them one at a time while putting them that, same must apply to actors as it does fast food workers.

 

[Ultress]

Two notable times: At an Arby's I order a beef n' cheddar and I get a regular roast beef so I go back up and say "I got a roast beef I wanted a beef n' cheddar" so they give me a new sandwich and it's a regular roast beef, so I go back up and the lady takes my sandwich and just glares at the guy making sandwiches and they finally get my order right.

The other one was like this: Went to a Mcdonalds and order the 'shroom and swiss burger with no mayo, get it , and go home bite into the burger, and found no mayo or 'shrooms.

 

[Froobyx]

I know someone who bought a "poster" off of Amazon or Ebay and when he got it, it was a book of hentai. I lolled when I found out earlier about it

 

[Jimmyjames]

The very last time I had McDonalds, it tasted like someone opened up a packet of salt and dumped the whole thing onto the burger. Awful, and soured my taste for it forever.

 

[mattttherman3]

This american ordered some stuff at my mcdonalds, but apparently didnt have his favorite kind of pop, so he filled it with orange and threw it at the manager, I found it hillairious.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Everytime my family orders an Indian or a Chinese something always goes missing. Sadly enough, it's usually the thing everyone was most looking forward to.

Story of my life. It's usually Taco Bell leaving the tomatoes on my stuff. I HATE tomatoes.

 

[Desert Tiger]

I purposely missed out parts of people's orders when I worked at McDonalds to keep people on their toes.

I'm doing people a favour when they ask for extra cheese and recieve none - they're only gonna get fatter.

I'm just being a decent human being when they ask me to leave the gerkin and I put three on the bun - they'll need them to get past all that heartburn.

 

[wewontdie11]

At this point my mate Dave totally flipped his shit, climbed out of the car, walked into the restaurant and proceeded to throw the bag at the woman behind the counter.

At first he simply informed her that they gave us the wrong order, to which she persisted in saying we had been given what we ordered, at which point he screamed "I DIDN'T ORDER A FUCKING FILET O FISH!" and tossed the receipt at her.

Screaming at the employees and throwing food at them makes him look like an asshole and a jerk. So they messed up your orders. That is still not an excuse to behave like this.

Hey I don't particularly care to be honest, it was funny as hell.

 

[Hexadecimal]

Yesterday, I was at a cafe with two friends. We decided to order some desserts, so I ordered a banana split while the other two decided to share a Brownie Surprise.

When the waiter came to give us the desserts, he handed me a banana smoothie. I told him that it wasn't what I ordered, but I felt bad about throwing food (or rather, drink) down the drain for the simple reason that I didn't feel like it. I ended up drinking a banana smoothie and feeling extremely unsatisfied.

Yeah, I know I'm a total pushover.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Wait, are you referring to Darth Mobius?

Indeed, I am, my good sir. We are best friends, and were even roommates for a brief time.