Screw the Rohirrim! There aren't enough to deal with this dark atrocity. WE'RE ALL DOOMEDRT-Medic-with-shotgun said:
This shit has to stop.
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I believe these are called kilts, and they are the single most badass item of clothing a man can wear. If any of the so-called "men" in that article were to don one of these babies they would instantly put a thick carpet of hair on those waxed chests of theirs and be able to drink their body weight in whiskey. The item of clothing that the man was wearing in that particular photo was nothing more than a woman's skirt slapped on a "man".Scytail said:
sravankb said:I'm sorry, but the Mantyhose is where a line is crossed. Women wear it because their legs are curvy and smooth. Even from a fashion perspective, it doesn't make any sense for men to use them.
That's a woman, and can never again be a man ever again. Ever....fucking...again.
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Oh, he's cute
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What the fuck is that!?
I totally agree! Creating topics with topic-names that in no way co-relate to what the topic is about is a dreadful thing and must end!
WHYYY???sravankb said:I'm sorry, but the Mantyhose is where a line is crossed. Women wear it because their legs are curvy and smooth. Even from a fashion perspective, it doesn't make any sense for men to use them.
That's a woman, and can never again be a man ever again. Ever....fucking...again.
Why does that exist?!
It's stuff like this that makes us northern Californians want to break away from the southern half and form our own state.
In all seriousness though, this insistence to call traditionally women's attire by different names simply because some men wear it is absurd. Most women nowadays wear t-shirts, but there was never a movement to call them "she-shirts."
If these guys are cool with wearing these clothes, then they should be comfortable enough to call such attire by its proper name.
In all seriousness though, this insistence to call traditionally women's attire by different names simply because some men wear it is absurd. Most women nowadays wear t-shirts, but there was never a movement to call them "she-shirts."
If these guys are cool with wearing these clothes, then they should be comfortable enough to call such attire by its proper name.
"Differently abled" No douche, I'm disabled. It's not a superhero power to have my legs fall out from under me and hit my face on the ground or to have my elbow randomly go out of socket while trying to use my cane to stand. No, not 'differently abled'. *welds mechanical boxing glove full of plastique and rusty screws to the front of a runaway train and rams it into whoever came up with that to begin with*
Well, this is just straight up bloody ridiculous.
So, in the spirit ofhistoric revisionism metasocioengineering (I love words like that, you can use them anywhere and no one will try to question it, it's like the intellectual equivalent of "promoting synergy"!)
Mandals: A Germanic tribe that unsuccessfully colonized what is now South Africa. Their entire tribe was wiped out when the now extinct South Africa Walrus (which they considered a deity) was afflicted by a rare strain of rabies, and developed an insatiable hunger for human flesh.
Murse: Slang for vampire. Believed to be coined from the Finnish "Mursu" (Walrus), due to the elongated fangs of these insidious creatures being mistaken for the tusks of the magnificent Walrus. (indeed, many Scandinavian monster hunters still mistake vampires for werewalruses, even in these modern times)
Mewlery: A juvenile quisling.
Meggings: The fragments of a roast dinner that inevitably get stuck to the bottom of the tin.
Marfists: (singular "Marfist") Followers of the religion of Marfology, the ritualistic worship of the now extinct South African Walrus.
Mantyhose: A firehose of exactly 4.5m length. Used mainly aboard merchant submarines.
Manties: Mispronunciation of "Manatees".
Mirts: From the acronym "Multiple Independent Re-entry Trowel". Generally considered the apex of atomic age gardening tools.
Meels: A portmanteau for "meals on wheels".
Now, go forth my minions to Urbandictionary! Spread the word! D=
So, in the spirit of
Mandals: A Germanic tribe that unsuccessfully colonized what is now South Africa. Their entire tribe was wiped out when the now extinct South Africa Walrus (which they considered a deity) was afflicted by a rare strain of rabies, and developed an insatiable hunger for human flesh.
Murse: Slang for vampire. Believed to be coined from the Finnish "Mursu" (Walrus), due to the elongated fangs of these insidious creatures being mistaken for the tusks of the magnificent Walrus. (indeed, many Scandinavian monster hunters still mistake vampires for werewalruses, even in these modern times)
Mewlery: A juvenile quisling.
Meggings: The fragments of a roast dinner that inevitably get stuck to the bottom of the tin.
Marfists: (singular "Marfist") Followers of the religion of Marfology, the ritualistic worship of the now extinct South African Walrus.
Mantyhose: A firehose of exactly 4.5m length. Used mainly aboard merchant submarines.
Manties: Mispronunciation of "Manatees".
Mirts: From the acronym "Multiple Independent Re-entry Trowel". Generally considered the apex of atomic age gardening tools.
Meels: A portmanteau for "meals on wheels".
Now, go forth my minions to Urbandictionary! Spread the word! D=
I'm pretty sure these articles are not gender specific in the first place- men have worn jewelry, sandals and scarves for millenia without needing the fact that they were wearing the male-specific version.Scytail said:
Portmanteaux have become more popular in the last few years but I think they reflect general laziness and lack of creativity rather than the fault of any one city.
These aren't as much validly used terms as they are cross-dressers trying to pretend that what they do isn't creepy.
This is just a very small minority of 'fashion-experts' that try to have a few celebrities wear their products. It will never go beyond the cat-walk and/or the red carpet. Let's rest assured that the womanization of men will never go beyond David Beckhame. And thank God for that.Scytail said:
