This Talking Plush Portal Turret Doesn't Hate You

[Irridium]

I would buy this so fast.

 

[Cipher1]

Words.... cant.... describe.... so.... awesome......

 

[Astalano]

I'm really gunning for a set of those turrets.

I have a soft spot for those Portal plush turrets.

 

[dragongit]

New, from Valve, its Tickle Me Turret!

 

[Micalas]

New, from Valve, its Tickle Me Turret!

Lol'd.

OT: There are only a couple human "needs" Food, water, and shelter. Turret plush has just joined the ranks.

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

I'd commit unspeakable acts to aquire that plushie... unspeakable.

 

[Steve the Pocket]

Maybe this will convince Valve that "functional" turret toys would be a profitable enterprise. Personally I'd prefer a life-sized plastic replica to a little plush, but I suppose I'll have to take what I can get.

And to think, we might actually have them by now if they hadn't been overshadowed by that stupid companion cube...

 

[Dr. Paine]

Oh god, yes please. I'd have a dozen

Oh, and Valve: JUMBO ANIMAL KING VERSION. With a little removable crown.

 

[Chrono212]

Give me instructions nawo!
Or let me buy it...that would work too

 

[kebab4you]

If Valve starting selling these, I'd buy hundreds of them and make

Spoiler: the best alarm clock of all time...

Should make a turret clock that sings this song, I would so buy one.

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd rather have a non-plush version, but still WOO!

 

[zaheela]

I would get two of these; One for home and another to scare the daylights out of my coworkers XD

Valve BETTER take him up on his offer, unless they think they dont need the tidalwave of cash to surf on.

 

[tehweave]

...Thats.
...Just.
...Awesome.

 

[RatRace123]

MUST HAVE.
That's awesome and adorable in a weird way.

Valve, acquire partnership with these guys, NOW!

 

[Motakikurushi]

Take my money, just give me one of those things!
While we're here, make a defective turret as well - "You can't fire me, I quit!"

 

[wammnebu]

can i get mine in "night at the improv?"

 

[Eternal_24]

I hate those turrets, they always made me feel like a terrible person for killing them.

 

[pdgeorge]

I wouldn't buy a plushie version of this. It's only plush to make it easier for the guys to make.
A plush turret - minus the internal keeping it cheaper? Maybe
However the internals need to be inside of a plastic/hard material turret or it just doesn't work as well. Considering how easy it is to actually get them done in plastic/similar if they are mass produced, I couldn't buy a plush version. It just would feel wrong...

 

[Wicky_42]

IT'S SO CUTE
Man, one of those + ponies would = instant cuteness OD - someone, to Photoshop!