This Talking Plush Portal Turret Doesn't Hate You
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It is the most ADORABLE thing I've ever seen next to teh Weighted Companion cube Plushie. I want one so they can talk to each other 
Pretty cool
Although in the game, I usually found the turrets to be incredibly creepy more than cute (but hilarious as well). I think it would weird me out too much to have it set up in my house and saying stuff. The cat would have an f'ing field day with it, at the very least.
Would it also be programmable to sing (or hum) songs?
Then I could set up my own turret choir. Man that ending was so bizarrely disturbing...
Although in the game, I usually found the turrets to be incredibly creepy more than cute (but hilarious as well). I think it would weird me out too much to have it set up in my house and saying stuff. The cat would have an f'ing field day with it, at the very least.
Would it also be programmable to sing (or hum) songs?
Then I could set up my own turret choir. Man that ending was so bizarrely disturbing...
are you lactose intolerant or something? lolHG131 said:
Probably for the best they cut out the "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW" when it's knocked over, might make someone feel guilty if were mass produced.
I want one, very much so, and they still make me so sad in the game to do such things to the poor turrets. Fiance's first question upon seeing it was, you already bought one? And the second was, I wonder if you set fire to it, will it say it burns, it burns? I only wish I could have bought one...
I reeckon it would be really cool to have one...Astalano said:
wait, oh, I see what you did there.
THIS. YES.SlugLady28 said:
I would cover my bed in curiosity spheres... then jump on it an they'd be all cute and confused "what is that?" "who are you?" and I would be all "EEEEEEEOMGTHEYRESOCUTE"
Anger core should have a "random" setting where it appears to be off/unresponsive, but the "eye" randomly starts glowing, and/or it plays a few sounds. Perfect for hiding and scaring the sh*t out of your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and complete strangers.
OT: OH DEAR GOD VALVE PLEASE MAKE THIS. I will throw money and firstborn - no, any children (...do they have to be -mine-?) at your feet.
Cheaper alternative:
plastic turret filled with candy bullet - not nearly as cool, but packed with 25% more tiny candy bullets than physically possible.
Or turret pez dispenser. :B Must have high-velocity pez-firing action.
But if considering cost, please disregard the previous block of text.
NEED, need it now. Man I would so love to have one of these little guys.
What would be even more awesome is a plastic one that shoots nerf darts at people.
Or even a high powered bb version.
It's my flat the lights are off.
'hello is anyone there?'
" huh who said that?"
'I see you'
"what what?"
Bang Bang Bang
"Arg F*#K Damn that bloody hurts!"
Then the sweet sweet sound of my flat mates running desperately for cover.
What would be even more awesome is a plastic one that shoots nerf darts at people.
Or even a high powered bb version.
It's my flat the lights are off.
'hello is anyone there?'
" huh who said that?"
'I see you'
"what what?"
Bang Bang Bang
"Arg F*#K Damn that bloody hurts!"
Then the sweet sweet sound of my flat mates running desperately for cover.
