This Talking Plush Portal Turret Doesn't Hate You

[SlugLady28]

*clears throat*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!IT'SSOCUTEIWANTONE!

*Coughs* This concludes the "girly squeal" portion of the comment.

I hope they make ones for the cores next <3

 

[Deskimus Prime]

Sweet jesus my heart it's so goddamn cute I just wanna pinch its little cheeks and cuddle with it forever and ever an-

Ahem.

Yeah, it looks pretty co-I WILL GIVE YOU ALL OF MY MONEY AND MY FIRSTBORN SON.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Any chance I can get one that says "I'm different" and gives me cryptic prophecys.

 

[chocolate pickles]

Words cant describe how much i want one. Oh and that Team Fortress 2 sentry gun thats in valves offices.

 

[Gabriela D.]

Nope. You're just like me! I like setting them on fire with the lazers! Burn! BURN! EXPLODE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaaaaa......Cough. Okay. So maybe I'm not the best example. Still fun, though.

 

[Gabriela D.]

Any chance I can get one that says "I'm different" and gives me cryptic prophecys.

They make much more sense when you replay the game.

 

[Veldel]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY VALVe!


I really want one and make a plastic version for immense fun

 

[bam13302]

why does the valve store have nothing i want to buy
like that replica portal gun, or the turrets, i also want the 'beware of dog' sign from hl2
GAH
yet the put a store of useless **** in portal 2 *sigh*

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Any chance I can get one that says "I'm different" and gives me cryptic prophecys.

They make much more sense when you replay the game.

I get them now. They're still cryptic.

Like the GLaDOS=Prometheus analagy.

 

[ssgt splatter]

oh that is cute.
Valve, get behind this. You will get money from it.

 

[Sad Face]

So yeah...that's adorable.

Sell them to me please?

 

[subject_87]

SHUT UP AND TAKE ALL MY MONEY! I WANT ONE NOW!

 

[The Random One]

That was so simultaneously cute and awesome. I need a head exploding gif NOW

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I want one, please, Valve, please make these!

 

[Megacherv]

I want one

And I also want a fat one that sings 'Cara Mia'

 

[Laser Priest]

I am buying one of these and keeping it by my door whenever I have guests.

I also need guests. Hmm...

 

[speakeasysyn]

Would sell my kidneys for that thing 8U

 

[Superior Mind]

Gah! Want!

You know how Valve got Weta Workshop to make them a working, (but unarmed,) Engineer level one sentry? I wonder if they'll make me a working, (disarmament optional,) Portal turret... that would be cool.

 

[kinggamecat]

OMG I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Easton Dark]

They should expand the turret market into other things.

Like make a turret cereal bowl, then when you're done eating, "There you are".