This...this is unacceptable

[wintercoat]

I can understand all of the hanging wires and unfinished consoles. They were in the middle of retrofitting my ship when the attack on Earth happened. I can deal with the dark, gloomy atmosphere. I'll even ignore the fact that they thought "Lola" was a good nickname for Vega to try and give my FemShep after the shitty "sparring match". But this. How dare they. What gave them the right. They took my hamster! Those heartless, gutless swine! It never did anything to anyone! You've made my list Bioware, you've made my list.

 

[Fappy]

Your hampster wasn't taken, it got loose! Go find it on the Normandy!

 

[wintercoat]

Oh my god, I found him, but I'm not sure if I want to catch him. He's running around all squeaking cutely. I might just promote him to Engineer Hamster and put him in charge.

 

[Valanthe]

This thread is definitely my favorite Mass Effect thread out there right now. I remember when I found my miniature giant space hamster, I was just wandering the ship, checking out what had changed, hwen i heard his little squeak and a flash of movement behind a cot. After five full minutes of trying to catch the little bugger, I triumphantly returned him to his proper battle station in my quarters!

 

[RJ 17]

The first time I saw him down there was when Javik (the Prothean I got for free without buying the N7 edition, neener-neener-neener ) was exploring the ship. I was down there talking to him and all of a sudden I see the ( ) indicator just floating across the floor. I was like "Ummmm...did...did anyone else see that or have the side effects of the cybernetic implants finally kicked in?"

Oh, and if you managed to save Kelly Chambers in ME 2, find her on the Citadel...SHE'LL GIVE YOU BACK ALL YOUR FISHIES FROM ME 2!

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

Yea I went into my cabin expecting to feed my fish, say hi to my hamster, and admire my impressive and ridiculously expensive collection of model ships only to find them all missing. I found most of them except my hamster and my fish.

Do they have any idea how many thousands of light years I traveled to get all those fricken fish?!

 

[go-10]

engineer hamster??? wouldn't that be Boota from TTGL??
also congrats on making the best ME3 thread in this forum, you should get a badge for that

 

[evilneko]

ZOMG SPOILERS D:

[small]kidding...[/small]

 

[Risingblade]

I'm kinda pissed that I got the person who took care of my fish killed, I bet they killed my space hamster too...

 

[ZeroMachine]

I love bitchin' parodies.

As in "the parodies are bitchin'" and that they're parodies OF bitching.

You, sir, are hilarious.

Also, I salute the engineer hamster idea. Even a Quarian can't go where he can!

 

[Beryl77]

I was really surprised when I found him. I was looking for the model ships when I suddenly saw the red marker for a second and was confused whether I had imagined that or it was a bug. I tried to find it for a few seconds without success and was about to go away, when suddenly I saw the hamster and was able to catch it.
I was even more happy when Kelly gave me my fish back and I found something which automatically feeds my fish but it's so expensive! I'm not sure whether it's worth it.

 

[Loop Stricken]

(the Prothean I got for free without buying the N7 edition, neener-neener-neener )

Give me your secrets.

Yeah, I noticed my lack of hamster immediately, but also my weird pulsing silver ball thing from my desk is gone too.

 

[Appleshampoo]

I was just splorin' my ship when I found the hamster running around, so I took like 20 minutes to catch the bastard! Take THAT Reapers!

And Vega calls you Loco, not Lola =p

 

[RaNDM G]

Is it bad that I immediately thought of this?

 

[2733]

If I have learned anything it's that you should never have a hamster for an engineer, They just chew on the power core until they soak up enough energy to fire out the exhaust port at 14.63 times the speed of light.

Fact: only fully charged hamsters can break the speed of light.

 

[FalloutJack]

It wasn't the bads that did it. It was Dr. Narbon! She wanted to throw off ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST by switching from gerbils to hamsters!

 

[wintercoat]

I was just splorin' my ship when I found the hamster running around, so I took like 20 minutes to catch the bastard! Take THAT Reapers!

And Vega calls you Loco, not Lola =p

Near the end, at around the 3:30 mark. He says "Are you flirting with me Lola?" I swear, I want to punch him every time he opens his mouth. Hmm...maybe I can sick Engineer Hamster on him while he's sleeping. Heh, Assassin Hamster.

 

[Dr. Paine]

Your hampster wasn't taken, it got loose! Go find it on the Normandy!

So that's what that little action prompt is! I thought my game was just glitching xD -will keep an eye out for it when she plays again-

ETA: I've also realized that I wound up screwing myself out of buying the Black Widow for a while...

Oh well. Doesn't matter, fish are fed.

 

[distortedreality]

I was even more happy when Kelly gave me my fish back and I found something which automatically feeds my fish but it's so expensive! I'm not sure whether it's worth it.

Trust me, it's worth it.

After Kelly gave my fish back, they died within like 5 game hours.

Was not happy.

 

[Appleshampoo]

I was just splorin' my ship when I found the hamster running around, so I took like 20 minutes to catch the bastard! Take THAT Reapers!

And Vega calls you Loco, not Lola =p

Near the end, at around the 3:30 mark. He says "Are you flirting with me Lola?" I swear, I want to punch him every time he opens his mouth. Hmm...maybe I can sick Engineer Hamster on him while he's sleeping. Heh, Assassin Hamster.

You playin' Femshep by any chance ?