This...this is unacceptable

[Spy_Guy]

Imagine if they hadn't stopped the Reapers...

Spoiler: I mean...

Then the galaxy might have been populated by sentient hamsters for the next cycle.

This thread is definitely my favorite Mass Effect thread out there right now. I remember when I found my miniature giant space hamster, I was just wandering the ship, checking out what had changed, hwen i heard his little squeak and a flash of movement behind a cot. After five full minutes of trying to catch the little bugger, I triumphantly returned him to his proper battle station in my quarters!

"I'm Commander Valanthe and this is my favourite thread on The Escapist."

 

[Monkeyman O'Brien]

The hamster has been reclassified as emergency rations in case of crash. So he will come in handy as a snack at the end...

And damn, the VA quality seems to suck. Vega sounds like a douche and the female Shepard still sounds like a little kid trying to act tough.
So shoulda gotten a better VA for her.

 

[Sewa_Yunga]

I swear, I want to punch him every time he opens his mouth. Hmm...maybe I can sick Engineer Hamster on him while he's sleeping. Heh, Assassin Hamster.

Maybe you should consider hiring a certain Interplanetary Ninja Assassin from Pandora... Oh wait, wrong universe

 

[RJ 17]

(the Prothean I got for free without buying the N7 edition, neener-neener-neener )

Give me your secrets.

Yeah, I noticed my lack of hamster immediately, but also my weird pulsing silver ball thing from my desk is gone too.

My secret is plain, old fashioned good luck. Went to the midnight release at a GameStop and when they printed out my receipt it had the Prothean code on it despite my having only pre-ordered the standard version. Evidently some kind of glitch in the system got me the Prothean for free.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I love it. You get an A++ for this thread and a nobel prize.

 

[RedLister]

i didnt know you could get ur hamster back!

*orders everyone on board to stop what there doing to conduct a shipwide search because this is serious!*

The hamster never judges my Kenneth shepard with hes scared up face and terminator eyes and he is very sad without hes hamster.

 

[TheOneBearded]

i didnt know you could get ur hamster back!

*orders everyone on board to stop what there doing to conduct a shipwide search because this is serious!*

The hamster never judges my Kenneth shepard with hes scared up face and terminator eyes and he is very sad without hes hamster.

The scars can come with your import? I haven't played it yet (finishing a playthrough that starts in ME1 and on) and I haven't heard if they do.

 

[Madara XIII]

I laughed hard! Well done

 

[synobal]

If you don't like him calling you Lola can't you tell him to call you commander? I know that is why I did because I didn't want to be called crazy the entire game.

 

[RedLister]

i didnt know you could get ur hamster back!

*orders everyone on board to stop what there doing to conduct a shipwide search because this is serious!*

The hamster never judges my Kenneth shepard with hes scared up face and terminator eyes and he is very sad without hes hamster.

The scars can come with your import? I haven't played it yet (finishing a playthrough that starts in ME1 and on) and I haven't heard if they do.

They dont carry over but you can get them back with renegade options as you progress. Well they started to appear for me anyway

 

[DiMono]

I used to have two pet rats. I loved them. Now they're dead. There's a moral in there somewhere, but the point is that I feel your pain.

 

[Bvenged]

The hamster has been reclassified as emergency rations in case of crash. So he will come in handy as a snack at the end...

And damn, the VA quality seems to suck. Vega sounds like a douche and the female Shepard still sounds like a little kid trying to act tough.
So shoulda gotten a better VA for her.

Ironically, I play as femshep in ME2 & 3 as male shep sounded like a freaking robot in ME1.

 

[TheOneBearded]

The hamster has been reclassified as emergency rations in case of crash. So he will come in handy as a snack at the end...

And damn, the VA quality seems to suck. Vega sounds like a douche and the female Shepard still sounds like a little kid trying to act tough.
So shoulda gotten a better VA for her.

Ironically, I play as femshep in ME2 & 3 as male shep sounded like a freaking robot in ME1.

His robot-way of acting is perfect for a Renegade player like me. When he tries a Paragon choice, it doesn't sound all that precise.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Wow... I had absolutely no idea what this thread was about until a few posts down...! :S Maybe I should jump on the bandwagon...! :/

 

[Jfswift]

At least I got my fish back, I was starting to get worried.

 

[Baneat]

All the proof you need that Cerberus is better than The Alliance.

 

[imnot]

All the proof you need that Cerberus is better than The Alliance.

Oh you son of a gun, I was about to post that! why wasnt I 4 minuites earlier!

OT: There is only one way to get to your hamster, fly through the alpha 69 relay! (it's like a less famous version of the omega 4 relay