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Kiwilove

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ratzofftoya said:
DJjaffacake said:
I'm pretty sure assuming that only "people of colour" are ever the victims of racism is pretty damn racist.
Is there anyone else that can be the victim of racism?
Albino people? The transparent?
But seriously, i don't think you're getting the point. Racism is silly because it's based on a fallacy. It can be directed at anyone, because whoever it is, it's still stupid. People are not classifiable just on how they look.

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MrCalavera said:
The part before 2:40.
[sub]Mind, you racist bastard![/sub]
As for the rest of the video... There is a term such as "hairism", isn't it?
You beat me to it.
ITT: Daystar starts a silly thread that is subsequently derailed by someone being far too serious. Where am I? Also an awful lot of Robot Chicken...
 

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ratzofftoya said:
Hazy992 said:
ratzofftoya said:


This thread isn't 'hey guize let's all be teh racists OLOLOLOLOL' it's about mocking racism. If you mock it and laugh at how stupid it is then it takes away racist's ammunition to hurt and offend'. That's the point of the thread, so just chill out.
So you are, I assume, a person of color who can identify and speak on behalf of all other persons of color and victims of racism to determine precisely what has the capacity to hurt and offend?

As someone who has been the victim of racism, I don't think it's funny to dredge up old stories just to laugh at them. I don't think they're funny, and I especially don't think white people should "mock" them as if they are innocent of any racism or prejudice. So cut it out.
Please, please, please get over your issues. I am of mixed races, so a lot of this applies to me.

I think its hilarious to note the ridiculousness of racism, and to get all pissed off because of it just gives other people power. Obviously this thread isn't for serious discussion, its for mocking racism. You want a serious discussion, go make your own thread.
 

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ratzofftoya said:
Chairman Miaow said:
ratzofftoya said:
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ratzofftoya said:
I gave you the definition of racism. You have it. Can you explain to me how it's inaccurate?
Its inaccurate because you seem to be under the false idea that racism involves a White person inflicting some form of harm towards a "person of color" purely because of the "person of colors" skin color/bone structure. Its not. When the Mexican mafia orders for their member to target innocent Black people, that is racism despite there being no White people involved.
Sorry, I didn't mean to give that impression. In the instance you mentioned, prejudice (based on race) is being levied against a disempowered community. It is, therefore, racism. The instance where it wouldn't be "racism" is a Mexican mafioso ordering a hit against white people because of their race. Though it WOULD be prejudiced, and it WOULD unquestionably be a shitty, horrible thing to do.
Please, go away, you are just ruining this thread for everybody. If you don't like the discussion, don't join in. We think we are not being racist. You think we are. It is obvious nobody is changing their minds, so don't waste your time and derail the thread while you are at it. If anything I have said now or previously has caused harm, I will gladly apologise for it, and the last thing I want, is to cause harm. If you want to have a discussion about the definitions of race and racism, go start your own thread, although it will no doubt descend into flame wars in seconds.
I'll go away. Sorry for ruining your really funny racism thread by bringing the perspective of a minority in. I'll be quiet, massa. Let me just end with this: Prejudice by itself does not constitute racism. Neither does power by itself. But when people use their position of power, be it political or institutional, to reinforce their prejudices and to enforce them so that as a result of their racial prejudices the life chances, rights and opportunities of others are limited, the result is racism. Thus, the simplest definition of racism then is: racism is prejudice plus power. On the basis of this definition, while all people can be prejudiced, only those who have power are really racist. African Americans, Latinos, Asians and American Indians--the powerless in American society--can be and often are most prejudiced toward Whites on an individual basis, but they are not racists at the structural, institutional level. Within this understanding of racism, to be a racist you have to possess two things: 1) socioeconomic power to force others to do what you desire even if they don't want to, and 2), the justification of this power abuse by an ideology of biological supremacy. Keep in mind that what often is described as racism in society today, is really nothing more than prejudice and discrimination. While a Black or Latino person, through the use of a gun and/or intimidation, can force a White person to do as he, as an individual, desires, this is an individual act of aggression, not a socially structured power arrangement. At present, however, only Whites have that kind of power, reinforced by a belief in an ideology of supremacy, both of which constitute the basis of racism in America today.

PoC (people of color) can?t be racist, because they don?t have any reinforcement from that institutionalized power. We may hold individual racist ideas and thoughts, but we only have the power to do damage with our actions in the rare, brief contexts where our other privileges temporarily override color privilege. A relative of mine may say racist things about black or white people in her own home, but when she engages with the wider world, as she must do daily, she?s just another brown girl, and is therefore at risk.
I call shenanigans. Honestly, a shitload of "People of Color" are racist, as well as white people. Been to enough family reunions to prove it.
 
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brunothepig said:
MrCalavera said:
The part before 2:40.
[sub]Mind, you racist bastard![/sub]
As for the rest of the video... There is a term such as "hairism", isn't it?
You beat me to it.
ITT: Daystar starts a silly thread that is subsequently derailed by someone being far too serious. Where am I? Also an awful lot of Robot Chicken...
I dunno what happened :D

I usually have more control over that sort of thing. Oh well, all back to normal now though!

Also, racist!
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
I dunno what happened :D

I usually have more control over that sort of thing. Oh well, all back to normal now though!

Also, racist!
Calling everyone in this thread racist? Racist!

Now, because I feel bad for posting twice and not contributing, I offer this.
It veers dangerously close to being off topic, it is a parody. But whatever, it's a Daystar thread. ;D I feel like I should have more terribly racist things...
 

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http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3908011_460s.jpg

Sometimes you just get put in a bad situation.
 

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Binnsyboy said:
I can't help but think Frankie Boyle has huge relevance to this thread, but for the life of me, I can't find his bit about Obama's election speech. I'll just paraphrase:

Did you see Obama's election speech? He did it from behind bulletproof glass. That's a bit racist, isn't it? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody!

At least there's this:


KFC is racist!
Ok that made me laugh so hard I cried. It's so damn random and I love it.
 

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Sectan said:
Binnsyboy said:
I can't help but think Frankie Boyle has huge relevance to this thread, but for the life of me, I can't find his bit about Obama's election speech. I'll just paraphrase:

Did you see Obama's election speech? He did it from behind bulletproof glass. That's a bit racist, isn't it? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody!

At least there's this:


KFC is racist!
Ok that made me laugh so hard I cried. It's so damn random and I love it.
I think that if you watch that entire video from start to finish, KFC should be legally obligated to give you a free bucket of chicken.
 

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Part of me wants to think this video wasn't staged, and yet another larger part of me hopes that it was. Relevant none the less.
 

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This thread reminds me of someting my colour blind electrician grand father once said to me...
If I remember correctly it was 'pass me that ****** beating screw driver right there'
this was his way of asking to be handed a particuarly big screw driver that was close by to me.
Well anyway I found this so hilarious that I hit my head off a shelf and had to get five stitches.
 

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Just type in ?Militant Black Guy on Balls of Steel? in YouTube. It?s hilarious. As is WeeklyTubeShow?s parody of Piccolo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo5rQsVK98M&feature=plcp

In terms of racism, I think the only real kind that actively pisses me off is when, in 2012, you still get TV programmes of The Fresh Prince or The Cleveland Show mentality, where they just so happen to pair minorities up with each other, even if they?re living in an area of majority. So it?s, like, a comedy or something where a bunch of guys, one of which being the token black, are going to a bar, and then there?s a group of girls, one of which being their token black. And then they each get paired off and the two black people are matched with each other.

That kind of shit grinds on my ass because it?s basically subconscious racism that most people wouldn?t bat an eyelid at, but it?s as if TV hasn?t caught up with the idea of interracial relationships actually being, you know, a thing that people nowadays don?t give a crap about. Also, I?m black, I?m not attracted to black girls (not racist, their features just do nothing for me?maybe they just remind me too much of my sister and mother. Yeah, that sounds pretty racist, doesn?t it?), and I?m afraid that white girls won?t want to go out with me because I?m black and black people don?t fit into the media (and, thus, society)?s ideal of beauty. I mean, just look at the advertisements and magazines, and then look at how much it influences, well, everyone subconsciously. And then that feeds into subconscious racism. It?s probably paranoia exacerbated by my own insecurities, low self-esteem and loathing, and my friends have said that no-one gives a shit about what the telly shows and there are plenty of girls who actually have a preference for black guys, but it?s still a nagging worry at the back of my head that I have some strange feeling it might be the reason why most of my friends have actually gotten somewhere with girls and I?m the one who?s left out.

Anyway, where were we? Oh, there's something called "coon cheese".