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Daystar Clarion said:
I'm not sure but I think it was parodying both the Japanese and black people.

Double racist!
EDIT: Joke comment removed. To be honest the video came off as rather unpleasant and not very funny.
 

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XcrossX said:
Good friend of mine (black guy) can tell some of the best and funniest jokes/stories. The guy has no shame, which makes what he says even more amazing. For example, in a group of friends (multiple races):

Him: Tells a racist joke.
Group: *Awkwardly chuckles*
Him: *Looks at me* You people find that shit funny huh! White mofos!
Me: *ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! Full blown awkward racist situation*
Him: And you're still thinking about, that shit ain't funny. I should put my foot up your ass!
Me: I'm only thinking it because you said it.
Him: Just fucking with you. I wouldn't fuck my shoes up.
Group: *LOL*

He also showed me this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PToqVW4n86U

CAPTCHA: hot-blooded... More like livid.
Cotton fields?

Holy shit, that's hilarious.

Also, racist!
Yeah. I dare somebody to say that isn't funny. Also, that vid probably cost our company a ton of money due to everyone being so unproductive that day. Good times.
 

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Hazy992 said:
Quite frankly not much in my eyes. Only difference seems to be that the BNP are a political party not just a movement. I wouldn't be surprised if a significant amount of EDL members vote BNP



This shit is really easy to find. All you have to do is type 'EDL Nazi salute' into Google and you get loads of pictures and videos like this.
Well... the tame ones vote BNP... the regulars vote the National Front... :/

Helmholtz Watson said:
So then what makes them different from the BNP? Also do you have any proof that they hate non-extremist and do Nazi solutes? I've never heard of the EDL but I thought you guys(English people) were less than fond of Nazi Germany, no?
The EDL were born when the Islam4UK extremist group protested the return from Iraq parade a few years ago, and spat on the soldiers. In that instance a load of skin-head British 'patriots' started a bit of fuss, and even though the muslims heiniously insulted the UK military, it was them that the police subsequently protected and the skin-heads were arrested.

The EDL started as an oppossition group to Islam4UK... unfortunately their target audience and most of their members are just plain racists anyway.

The BNP on the other hand are a political party with right wing views... not a political movement... you can't vote for the EDL in elections, but you can vote for BNP and the NF...
 

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Imthatguy said:
Ehh... a brovengers thread... should have figured due to it's tastelessness.
There needs to be more of that league of moustaches stuff. Those dudes are cool.
 
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Sean Hollyman said:
Imthatguy said:
Ehh... a brovengers thread... should have figured due to it's tastelessness.
There needs to be more of that league of moustaches stuff. Those dudes are cool.
I hear that they're an arsecrack team for arses.

Are you an arse?
 

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Well, racism wasn't the 100-point marker on this comedic target, but I think it was in the 70-80 range...
 

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Shanicus said:
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Binnsyboy said:
Next time, on "this thread's racist": When Game Shows go awry!

That show's racist!

That was painfully awkward :D
I wonder how much money I could make running a course at an adult learning centre called "Keeping quiet, 101".
I think I've found you some students for that class of yours.


Isn't there supposed to be a part of the brain that stops you from saying/doing something stupid? You know, common sense? How do these people function without it?
Well, that's all American TV, and the majority of American television advertisement is along the lines of "I am devoid of my mental faculties, come and take advantage of me!"

So it's not that surprising.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
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Please don't leave videos in quoteboxes. It makes the page load slowly and makes the thread harder to read. The forum rules specifically mention this behavior.


OT, My favorite "poke fun at racism" anecdote is something I said on these very forums.
"Escapist, how do I argue with someone who doesn't believe the holocaust happened?"
My response "Of course the holocaust happened. The German work ethic CANNOT be denied" and something about how the jews ruling the world would never purposely make it appear their regime was ever threatened.

I received a message from another user, who will remain nameless, who agreed and thanked me for "helping him see the truth"
So yeah. good times
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Oh damn you, I was gonna post that video when I saw this thread. Now I have nothing to contribute :(

Saying that, I think this country has come a long way in terms of racism in society. It's still there in small pockets, but generally its vilified. You look at countries like France, Spain and Italy and it's still a larger problem there, and with discrimination in general. I think it says a lot that people have now started making fun of the race card here.
 

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Well, I don't think I can top most, if any of the posts in here, however my friend works in a major supermarket in an "urban" area(which shall remain unnamed). On the first day of the month is usually when people get their welfare/food stamps. This supermarket puts large bins of watermelon lining the walls near the entrance, and they are constantly in need of being restocked. This store also does anywhere from 25-50% more business on the first few days of the month.
 

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Racism, like homophobia, is so ridiculous that I can't help but laugh. And this thread has introduced me to some superb videos.

I look forward to the day when the world is ruled by black gay atheists on stilts. I fucking love stilts.
 
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Vidiot421 said:
Well, I don't think I can top most, if any of the posts in here, however my friend works in a major supermarket in an "urban" area(which shall remain unnamed). On the first day of the month is usually when people get their welfare/food stamps. This supermarket puts large bins of watermelon lining the walls near the entrance, and they are constantly in need of being restocked. This store also does anywhere from 25-50% more business on the first few days of the month.
That's awful :D

Simonoly said:
Racism, like homophobia, is so ridiculous that I can't help but laugh. And this thread has introduced me to some superb videos.

I look forward to the day when the world is ruled by black gay atheists on stilts. I fucking love stilts.
I for one, welcome our new black homosexual stilted atheist overlords.

Also, racist!
 

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Hey guys, how about we all read this instead and stop being racist:

http://jezebel.com/5905291/a-complete-guide-to-hipster-racism
 
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ratzofftoya said:
Hey guys, how about we all read this instead and stop being racist:

http://jezebel.com/5905291/a-complete-guide-to-hipster-racism
Goddamn, hipsters annoy me in many ways, but now they're racist?

Hipsters, racist!
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
ratzofftoya said:
Hey guys, how about we all read this instead and stop being racist:

http://jezebel.com/5905291/a-complete-guide-to-hipster-racism
Goddamn, hipsters annoy me in many ways, but now they're racist?

Hipsters, racist!
I think that was a terribly written article with a lot of terribly made points. Does that make me a racist?

Me, racist!
 
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Chairman Miaow said:
Daystar Clarion said:
ratzofftoya said:
Hey guys, how about we all read this instead and stop being racist:

http://jezebel.com/5905291/a-complete-guide-to-hipster-racism
Goddamn, hipsters annoy me in many ways, but now they're racist?

Hipsters, racist!
I think that was a terribly written article with a lot of terribly made points. Does that make me a racist?

Me, racist!
Author of terribly written article, racist!

Mocking racism doesn't make me racist.

Or does it?
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Chairman Miaow said:
Daystar Clarion said:
ratzofftoya said:
Hey guys, how about we all read this instead and stop being racist:

http://jezebel.com/5905291/a-complete-guide-to-hipster-racism
Goddamn, hipsters annoy me in many ways, but now they're racist?

Hipsters, racist!
I think that was a terribly written article with a lot of terribly made points. Does that make me a racist?

Me, racist!
Author of terribly written article, racist!

Mocking racism doesn't make me racist.

Or does it?
Daystar Clarion, racist

Everybody, racist
 

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ratzofftoya said:
Hey guys, how about we all read this instead and stop being racist:

http://jezebel.com/5905291/a-complete-guide-to-hipster-racism
That's a terrible article. I don't see why whites shouldn't wear 'urban' clothing.

I saw the Doc Brown "That's Racist Rap" on Russel Howard's best bits the other night, I thought it was very funny.