Thoughts on a "pick-up" line. And share some of yours.

[maddawg IAJI]

P.S Monkfish uses the forums entirely for the purpose of feeding his weird persecution complex and/or will troll you to death if you attempt to discuss any sexuality other than his own little fad

You do realize that you're essentially trolling yourself no? You're posting a post meant to get a reaction. Please, don't insult other users.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

I posted some of Rise Against's "Audience of One" lyrics on Facebook a few days ago...

We ran like vampires from a thousand burning suns
But even then we should have stayed
But we ran away
Now all my friends gone
Maybe we've outgrown all the things we once loved
Runaway
But what are we running from?
A show of hands from those in this audience of one
Where have they gone?

and a stupid idiot friend of mine said that I'm his vampire xD lmao!

I'm sorry but what kind of "pick-up" line is that?

BTW... he removed the post lol xD

Good taste in music. Rise Against is my favorite band of all time.

OT: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" *Pause* "Enough to break the ice, hey, my name is *Insert name here*".

 

[BlindTom]

P.S Monkfish uses the forums entirely for the purpose of feeding his weird persecution complex and/or will troll you to death if you attempt to discuss any sexuality other than his own little fad

You do realize that you're essentially trolling yourself no? You're posting a post meant to get a reaction. Please, don't insult other users.

It's not an insult so much as a warning. A while back he bated me into asking about his "thing" only to go apeshit on me like I was being insensitive for asking basic questions about something. I'd hate to see a repeat of that in this thread because I'm getting the impression he gets off on it a bit.

 

[BlueGlowstick]

Ok I found some. lol.

"HEY!! Don't be selfish!! You're going to have that body your entire life? I just want it for tonight."
"Was your dad in the Air Force? Cuz you're the bomb."
"How much does a polar bear weigh?" "Enough to break the ice."
"Do you have a keg in your pants? Because I want to tap that."
"Baby I put the STD in 'stud' now all I need is U."

ok I'm done?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

P.S Monkfish uses the forums entirely for the purpose of feeding his weird persecution complex and/or will troll you to death if you attempt to discuss any sexuality other than his own little fad

You do realize that you're essentially trolling yourself no? You're posting a post meant to get a reaction. Please, don't insult other users.

It's not an insult so much as a warning. A while back he bated me into asking about his "thing" only to go apeshit on me like I was being insensitive for asking basic questions about something. I'd hate to see a repeat of that in this thread because I'm getting the impression he gets off on it a bit.

Well it comes off as an insult. Especially the Persecution complex bit. If you haven't noticed yet, I do happen to be friends with the guy and I've yet to see him go off on anyone ever. In fact, he tends to be the calmer one out of all of us. Sorry, your description of him does not match what I have seen from him personally.

 

[BlueGlowstick]

I posted some of Rise Against's "Audience of One" lyrics on Facebook a few days ago...

We ran like vampires from a thousand burning suns
But even then we should have stayed
But we ran away
Now all my friends gone
Maybe we've outgrown all the things we once loved
Runaway
But what are we running from?
A show of hands from those in this audience of one
Where have they gone?

and a stupid idiot friend of mine said that I'm his vampire xD lmao!

I'm sorry but what kind of "pick-up" line is that?

BTW... he removed the post lol xD

Good taste in music. Rise Against is my favorite band of all time.

OT: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" *Pause* "Enough to break the ice, hey, my name is *Insert name here*".

lmfao I just posted that one myself xD

 

[Jark212]

"My two favorite things are commitment, and changing myself."

Works every time...

 

[Mr.Pandah]

I posted some of Rise Against's "Audience of One" lyrics on Facebook a few days ago...

We ran like vampires from a thousand burning suns
But even then we should have stayed
But we ran away
Now all my friends gone
Maybe we've outgrown all the things we once loved
Runaway
But what are we running from?
A show of hands from those in this audience of one
Where have they gone?

and a stupid idiot friend of mine said that I'm his vampire xD lmao!

I'm sorry but what kind of "pick-up" line is that?

BTW... he removed the post lol xD

Good taste in music. Rise Against is my favorite band of all time.

OT: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" *Pause* "Enough to break the ice, hey, my name is *Insert name here*".

lmfao I just posted that one myself xD

Terrible taste in pick-up lines then as well.

 

[joebthegreat]

"Hey baby, do you bruise easy? Cause I want to beat the shit out of you."

 

[BlueGlowstick]

P.S Monkfish uses the forums entirely for the purpose of feeding his weird persecution complex and/or will troll you to death if you attempt to discuss any sexuality other than his own little fad

You do realize that you're essentially trolling yourself no? You're posting a post meant to get a reaction. Please, don't insult other users.

It's not an insult so much as a warning. A while back he bated me into asking about his "thing" only to go apeshit on me like I was being insensitive for asking basic questions about something. I'd hate to see a repeat of that in this thread because I'm getting the impression he gets off on it a bit.

Well it comes off as an insult. Especially the Persecution complex bit. If you haven't noticed yet, I do happen to be friends with the guy and I've yet to see him go off on anyone ever. In fact, he tends to be the calmer one out of all of us. Sorry, your description of him does not match what I have seen from him personally.

take this to the gaming threads, or start a fight thread. I don't want to see y'all get probation in my thread.

 

[BlueGlowstick]

I posted some of Rise Against's "Audience of One" lyrics on Facebook a few days ago...

We ran like vampires from a thousand burning suns
But even then we should have stayed
But we ran away
Now all my friends gone
Maybe we've outgrown all the things we once loved
Runaway
But what are we running from?
A show of hands from those in this audience of one
Where have they gone?

and a stupid idiot friend of mine said that I'm his vampire xD lmao!

I'm sorry but what kind of "pick-up" line is that?

BTW... he removed the post lol xD

Good taste in music. Rise Against is my favorite band of all time.

OT: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" *Pause* "Enough to break the ice, hey, my name is *Insert name here*".

lmfao I just posted that one myself xD

Terrible taste in pick-up lines then as well.

I found it on Facebook... like all the other pick-up lines xD

 

[maddawg IAJI]

P.S Monkfish uses the forums entirely for the purpose of feeding his weird persecution complex and/or will troll you to death if you attempt to discuss any sexuality other than his own little fad

You do realize that you're essentially trolling yourself no? You're posting a post meant to get a reaction. Please, don't insult other users.

It's not an insult so much as a warning. A while back he bated me into asking about his "thing" only to go apeshit on me like I was being insensitive for asking basic questions about something. I'd hate to see a repeat of that in this thread because I'm getting the impression he gets off on it a bit.

Well it comes off as an insult. Especially the Persecution complex bit. If you haven't noticed yet, I do happen to be friends with the guy and I've yet to see him go off on anyone ever. In fact, he tends to be the calmer one out of all of us. Sorry, your description of him does not match what I have seen from him personally.

take this to the gaming threads, or start a fight thread. I don't want to see y'all get probation in my thread.

We probably won't. I am sorry about dragging this into your thread though.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Are you Jamaican? 'Cause Ja makin' me crazy.

Actually, I had a chat about this with a couple of female friends. They said it would only ever work if the guy was attractive and clearly meant it as a joke to break the ice, not as a serious pick-up technique.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

I'm...intrigued as to why this is littering your Facebook.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Well it comes off as an insult. Especially the Persecution complex bit. If you haven't noticed yet, I do happen to be friends with the guy and I've yet to see him go off on anyone ever. In fact, he tends to be the calmer one out of all of us. Sorry, your description of him does not match what I have seen from him personally.

Ah, hold on dude, they actually have a point.

It's not an insult so much as a warning. A while back he bated me into asking about his "thing" only to go apeshit on me like I was being insensitive for asking basic questions about something. I'd hate to see a repeat of that in this thread because I'm getting the impression he gets off on it a bit.

I didn't bait anyone into anything. I don't remember the conversation, honestly, but that's not something I do.

And I go apeshit over everything. Like, all the time. You took me too seriously.
I get that maybe if you don't know me very well it would seem like I am jumping down your throat, but honestly, I was just spewing mindless rage everywhere. It's like my thing.

I "get off" on throwing bitchfits, basically. Though I guess it is pretty stupid not to expect people to get their hackles up or whatever.

 

[SilverUchiha]

I can only think of one pick-up line that is used more for comic effect than to actually get a date:

"You wanna see my penis?.... Oh... wait. That was the punchline. Well, I'll stop beating around the bush, you wanna go out?"

Worst case scenario, she calls the cops. Best case scenario... Um... ???... Profit?

 

[BlueGlowstick]

P.S Monkfish uses the forums entirely for the purpose of feeding his weird persecution complex and/or will troll you to death if you attempt to discuss any sexuality other than his own little fad

You do realize that you're essentially trolling yourself no? You're posting a post meant to get a reaction. Please, don't insult other users.

It's not an insult so much as a warning. A while back he bated me into asking about his "thing" only to go apeshit on me like I was being insensitive for asking basic questions about something. I'd hate to see a repeat of that in this thread because I'm getting the impression he gets off on it a bit.

Well it comes off as an insult. Especially the Persecution complex bit. If you haven't noticed yet, I do happen to be friends with the guy and I've yet to see him go off on anyone ever. In fact, he tends to be the calmer one out of all of us. Sorry, your description of him does not match what I have seen from him personally.

take this to the gaming threads, or start a fight thread. I don't want to see y'all get probation in my thread.

We probably won't. I am sorry about dragging this into your thread though.

I just want to make sure y'all don't get in trouble.

 

[game-lover]

I can't think of any pick up lines off the top of my head. But I have varied reactions to all of them.

Some are cute, some are totally sweet. Some are hilarious and some are just down right NO.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

I can't think of any pick up lines off the top of my head. But I have varied reactions to all of them.

Some are cute, some are totally sweet. Some are hilarious and some are just down right NO.

The better question is...do they work?

 

[BlueGlowstick]

I'm...intrigued as to why this is littering your Facebook.

Original post was a status update, next 5 or so were from an app that can automatically update your status lol