Thoughts on a "pick-up" line. And share some of yours.

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

"I find the most attractive part of a woman is the boobies."
Works 60% of the time, every time.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

I'm...intrigued as to why this is littering your Facebook.

Original post was a status update, next 5 or so were from an app that can automatically update your status lol

Far less interesting then I thought. I thought you were on some sort of swinger version of Facebook that was unbeknownst to me where there was nothing but people hitting on each other constantly. Relentless flirtatious advancements. If only thats how it was on my Facebook!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

P.S Monkfish uses the forums entirely for the purpose of feeding his weird persecution complex and/or will troll you to death if you attempt to discuss any sexuality other than his own little fad

You do realize that you're essentially trolling yourself no? You're posting a post meant to get a reaction. Please, don't insult other users.

It's not an insult so much as a warning. A while back he bated me into asking about his "thing" only to go apeshit on me like I was being insensitive for asking basic questions about something. I'd hate to see a repeat of that in this thread because I'm getting the impression he gets off on it a bit.

Well it comes off as an insult. Especially the Persecution complex bit. If you haven't noticed yet, I do happen to be friends with the guy and I've yet to see him go off on anyone ever. In fact, he tends to be the calmer one out of all of us. Sorry, your description of him does not match what I have seen from him personally.

take this to the gaming threads, or start a fight thread. I don't want to see y'all get probation in my thread.

We probably won't. I am sorry about dragging this into your thread though.

I just want to make sure y'all don't get in trouble.

Well thank you caring. =) But trust me, I don't think we'll be punished for a small debate like that. Besides, I've never been a big trouble maker on the site. I haven't even received a warning before. I doubt they would jump to anything major.

 

[friboy2791]

my favorite is pullin my pockets inside out so they look like rabbit ears and asking her "have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears" i never tried it because i always have stuff in my pockets

 

[BENZOOKA]

I've never "believed" in pick-up lines. I have other means in my arsenal.

 

[Wyes]

There are some great physics ones;

Spoiler

Might I integrate your curves tonight?

I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?

You're more special than relativity.

Top quark or bottom quark?

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

Most women are so complex. They're always like "i! i! i!" But you- you're just so real.

I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.

Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.

Wanna expand my polynomial?

Your smile is warmer than hydrogen plasma.

Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.

In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.

Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.

I swear I'm not a physics major.

 

[Yomandude]

http://xkcd.com/279/ is what I thought of immediately after reading this.
OT: "Do you have a mirror in your pants? 'Cuz I can totally see myself in them."
"The word's your legs. Let's go home and spread the word."
Here's one for bikers: "Your pace or mine?"

 

[Ossian]

Pick-up lines are stupid and almost invariably do not work unless you are taking the piss or talking to a hipster or something.

I do not use them because of this and because I don't want to pick up anyone at all ever.

Actually, no, wait. I tried to use the lamest, most cliché shit ever once at a party. I was fed up with being gawked at and grabbed.
Only, apparently, I just sounded "dorky and adorable". Which was counter-productive.

I ended up having to leave the fucking party. No amount of cursing people out would make everyone fuck off.
I'm not even attractive, jesus.

Disclaimer: Only applies if your a dude.
Oh my, your life must be a living hell ::rolls eyes::

I am a dude. An asexual dude.
Try to imagine being hit on by gay guys all the time. It's sort of like that.
Only more annoying because girls for some reason are allowed to get away with creepier, more lascivious shit.

Even if it were gay guys, I'd still be somewhat flattered. I NEVER, EVER, get paid attention to by any sex for any reason (in an attraction way) Being groped wouldn't be all that fun, but dang it appreciate the attention for me will ya?

 

[VGStrife]

I wish i was your derivative so i could lie tangent to your curve.

 

[MissDK]

I work at a bar so I hear LOT of lame pick-up lines such as "Do you have a band aid 'cause I just fell for you"... Sorry guys but that kinda stuff is just stupid!...

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

I use them ironically, but they still seem to work. Probably because I'm doing it in that adorkable way some women like (feel a need to nurture because I'm so pathetic.)

'How about you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up'

'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven'

and the ever popular

'Please?'

 

[Hoopybees]

Me and a friend drunkenly came up with this one:

Your name must be Neo, cause I think you're 'The One'.

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

Roses are red. Violets are blue.I have a knife. Get in the van.

Classic.

 

[Paksenarrion]

"I fancy you."

Then I run off giggling.

 

[Meilow]

I personally like "Get in the van."

 

[Dango]

OT: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" *Pause* "Enough to break the ice, hey, my name is *Insert name here*".

Did you by any chance get that from acomercial I just watched?

 

[DamianWorld]

use your finger to beckon a girl over. If they approach say the best line ever:
"I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with 2"

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I am a dude. An asexual dude.

Slightly personal questions (don't have to answer them), I'm just curious about asexuality:
"Do you get boners?"
"Do you masturbate?"
"What to?"

Yes. I work all right, physically. Puberty was as big a fuckass for me as it was for everyone else.
No, but some of us do. It provides a "release", apparently.
N/A. And I'd have no idea what to, for the people who do. I think they do it without visual stimuli.

If you're really curious, there is a wiki [http://www.asexuality.org/wiki/index.php?title=Asexuality] you could check.