Thoughts on a "pick-up" line. And share some of yours.

[pyrosaw]

Pick-up lines are stupid, but they are funny.

 

[BlueGlowstick]

"Hey baby, do you bruise easy? Cause I want to beat the shit out of you."

I feel so bad for laughing at that.

OT:

is it bad I knew who that was without reading? xD and why is he putting on another pair of shades? (because he's HORATIO!)

CSI: Miami humor there xD omg lmfao!

 

[BlueGlowstick]

I'm...intrigued as to why this is littering your Facebook.

Original post was a status update, next 5 or so were from an app that can automatically update your status lol

Far less interesting then I thought. I thought you were on some sort of swinger version of Facebook that was unbeknownst to me where there was nothing but people hitting on each other constantly. Relentless flirtatious advancements. If only thats how it was on my Facebook!

Google. that's all you need for a Flirty Facebook. xD

 

[squid5580]

Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

Hey wanna go for pizza and a lay? No? What you don't like pizza?

 

[shwnbob]

Let's turn this room into a pirate ship, and plunder each other.

 

[Safaia]

No one has ever used one of me even as a joke so I have no opinion on the matter nor any contributions. If someone used a clever one on me and was not being a sleaze it might be enough to start a conversation but not go home with them.

 

[Estocavio]

I'm not one for pick up lines. Then again, I'm not one to make the first move altogether.

Also: Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

Classic.

Ninja! You will pay for this!

 

[Mr.Pandah]

I'm...intrigued as to why this is littering your Facebook.

Original post was a status update, next 5 or so were from an app that can automatically update your status lol

Far less interesting then I thought. I thought you were on some sort of swinger version of Facebook that was unbeknownst to me where there was nothing but people hitting on each other constantly. Relentless flirtatious advancements. If only thats how it was on my Facebook!

Google. that's all you need for a Flirty Facebook. xD

Haha No thanks. I'll win over my women through my lovely status updates of song lyrics on my own I suppose. =)

OT: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" *Pause* "Enough to break the ice, hey, my name is *Insert name here*".

Did you by any chance get that from acomercial I just watched?

No, I've actually been hanging onto that one for something like 5 years now.

 

[BlueGlowstick]

I'm...intrigued as to why this is littering your Facebook.

Original post was a status update, next 5 or so were from an app that can automatically update your status lol

Far less interesting then I thought. I thought you were on some sort of swinger version of Facebook that was unbeknownst to me where there was nothing but people hitting on each other constantly. Relentless flirtatious advancements. If only thats how it was on my Facebook!

Google. that's all you need for a Flirty Facebook. xD

Haha No thanks. I'll win over my women through my lovely status updates of song lyrics on my own I suppose. =)

I'm a girl & it's been working so far xD (this whole convo has, without lyrics)

I just remembered that at my high school, you could send a Crush (soda) to your crush. Lmao!

 

[Mr.Pandah]

I'm...intrigued as to why this is littering your Facebook.

Original post was a status update, next 5 or so were from an app that can automatically update your status lol

Far less interesting then I thought. I thought you were on some sort of swinger version of Facebook that was unbeknownst to me where there was nothing but people hitting on each other constantly. Relentless flirtatious advancements. If only thats how it was on my Facebook!

Google. that's all you need for a Flirty Facebook. xD

Haha No thanks. I'll win over my women through my lovely status updates of song lyrics on my own I suppose. =)

I'm a girl & it's been working so far xD (this whole convo has, without lyrics)

I just remembered that at my high school, you could send a Crush (soda) to your crush. Lmao!

Fantastic, I woo'ed a girl on the internet in Tennessee. Just my luck. haha

Edit: I don't mean any offense by that by the way!

 

[BlueGlowstick]

I'm...intrigued as to why this is littering your Facebook.

Original post was a status update, next 5 or so were from an app that can automatically update your status lol

Far less interesting then I thought. I thought you were on some sort of swinger version of Facebook that was unbeknownst to me where there was nothing but people hitting on each other constantly. Relentless flirtatious advancements. If only thats how it was on my Facebook!

Google. that's all you need for a Flirty Facebook. xD

Haha No thanks. I'll win over my women through my lovely status updates of song lyrics on my own I suppose. =)

I'm a girl & it's been working so far xD (this whole convo has, without lyrics)

I just remembered that at my high school, you could send a Crush (soda) to your crush. Lmao!

Fantastic, I woo'ed a girl on the internet in Tennessee. Just my luck. haha

Edit: I don't mean any offense by that by the way!

I HAVE TEETH!! xD lmfao!! had to say it lol!

 

[Mr.Pandah]

I'm...intrigued as to why this is littering your Facebook.

Original post was a status update, next 5 or so were from an app that can automatically update your status lol

Far less interesting then I thought. I thought you were on some sort of swinger version of Facebook that was unbeknownst to me where there was nothing but people hitting on each other constantly. Relentless flirtatious advancements. If only thats how it was on my Facebook!

Google. that's all you need for a Flirty Facebook. xD

Haha No thanks. I'll win over my women through my lovely status updates of song lyrics on my own I suppose. =)

I'm a girl & it's been working so far xD (this whole convo has, without lyrics)

I just remembered that at my high school, you could send a Crush (soda) to your crush. Lmao!

Fantastic, I woo'ed a girl on the internet in Tennessee. Just my luck. haha

Edit: I don't mean any offense by that by the way!

I HAVE TEETH!! xD lmfao!! had to say it lol!

Haha I'm sure you do. Now you just have to prove that your parents aren't your brother or sister. *Celebrating stereotypes!*

I also don't have a Brooklyn accent. I just live in New York.

 

[Broady Brio]

"Will you hold my pint while I go for a shit?"

Or as my friend suggested:

"Will you hold my shit while I go for a pint?"
If she stays, she's a keeper.

 

[katsumoto03]

Also: Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

Classic.

Come on!!! First post, really?!

 

[Ace of Spades]

I wish I was your first derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves Taking calculus has spawned so many bad pick-up lines that I might as well save time and just pepper spray myself.

 

[Steve Fidler]

Approach a woman with your hand in your pocket. Order a drink. Pull your hand out of your pocket as you reach for your drink. Accidently drop a condom on the ground as you do that.

Look at it, then look at her in the eyes and say: "Five second rule?"

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

SNIP

I usually do this to girls i know and see the reaction, all joking, but its so fun to see a reaction.

"Wanna play a quick game? Lets flip a coin, wanna put something on it? Not money of course, how about if its heads i get some tail and if its tails i get some head?"

 

[BrionJames]

"Come on just say yes to dinner...be original, everyone else says no."

 

[kurupt87]

"You know, inheriting £80 million doesn't mean much when you've got a weak heart."

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."

"There are 265 bones in the human body; want another?"

"You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

I'll stop now...

 

[xdom125x]

I'll take one from Zapp Brannigan's playbook. "I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"./sarcasm mode

"My two favorite things are commitment, and changing myself."

Works every time...

classic.