I suppose it would be pretty scary for a woman if, as a joke, she said "I'm pregnant", and the guy replied "That's fantastic!"
Three words guaranteed...
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"Suzie your just TOO adorable"
The nickname and the four accompying words that have been spoken to me reguarly for the last four years.
The Nickname is not the bad part, the 'Adorable and Nice' image that has stopped me from getting many girlfriends. Safe to say though, I am too nice for my own good, after all I have let them call me Suzie for this long.
Waiting till' 30 to become prime real estate, then the women will be coming in waves. (At least I hope)
The nickname and the four accompying words that have been spoken to me reguarly for the last four years.
The Nickname is not the bad part, the 'Adorable and Nice' image that has stopped me from getting many girlfriends. Safe to say though, I am too nice for my own good, after all I have let them call me Suzie for this long.
Waiting till' 30 to become prime real estate, then the women will be coming in waves. (At least I hope)
"I miscarried with your child, it was a boy."
That is by far the worst thing i'd ever heard.
Now picture the scenario, it's the day after my 18th birthday, my girlfriend at the time is getting more and more distant from me for some reason, i recieve a phonecall it's my ex from before i met my girlfriend at that time, she's asking me to apologise, i have no idea what she wants me to say sorry about, so i ask.
She then informs me of this "miscarriage".*
(It's in quotes because me and my friends figured out the dates and everything, she was lying in the end to fuck me over).
I get messed up, my girlfriend leaves me.
About a year later i'm with someone new and Lo' and behold! She get's knocked up too...
(this isn't part of the actual story, but it helps emphasize why the idea scares me so much, oh and this one, also wasn't mine, I check my condoms after sex and she was boinking five other guys, she was a huge slut.)
But yeah... they're my words that instill fear and such in me.
That is by far the worst thing i'd ever heard.
Now picture the scenario, it's the day after my 18th birthday, my girlfriend at the time is getting more and more distant from me for some reason, i recieve a phonecall it's my ex from before i met my girlfriend at that time, she's asking me to apologise, i have no idea what she wants me to say sorry about, so i ask.
She then informs me of this "miscarriage".*
(It's in quotes because me and my friends figured out the dates and everything, she was lying in the end to fuck me over).
I get messed up, my girlfriend leaves me.
About a year later i'm with someone new and Lo' and behold! She get's knocked up too...
(this isn't part of the actual story, but it helps emphasize why the idea scares me so much, oh and this one, also wasn't mine, I check my condoms after sex and she was boinking five other guys, she was a huge slut.)
But yeah... they're my words that instill fear and such in me.
Wasder said:
I simply have to try that sometime. Good thing I have long legs (for running fast.)Ouch! Like an anvil out of the blue. My sympathies.EchetusXe said:
Or out of the Black,Incredible Bullshitting Man said:Wasder said:
Ouch! Like an anvil out of the blue. My sympathies.EchetusXe said:
( Comedic Drumroll Plays)
Not really, I kinda suspected it at first but was in denial after she began to sit on me lol.Incredible Bullshitting Man said:
They will probably break up at some point and then I will have my chance- if I am still in contact with her!
ahh, denial is great!
Indeed. Damn the Black Parade!This-is-Hip-Hop said:
"News just in: "ALL THE COFFEE IS GONE!!!!!!""
Or
"I'm sorry but there was a mix-up in surgery, your PENIS IS GONE LO LOLOOL OL LL OL!!"
;_;
Or
"I'm sorry but there was a mix-up in surgery, your PENIS IS GONE LO LOLOOL OL LL OL!!"
;_;
"Mr. Shine [yes that's my last name...] Hello, I am your surgeon, the procedure went well, we have managed to remove your entire left testicle with no complications."
"No complications? I only came here with a busted arm!"
It's never happened, but i'm thinking that would shock the hell out of me.
And my hospital likely would do this.
My mum went to see them about her breast cancer, they told her it was chest pains, they ended up catching it later then would have been nice, she lost her whole breast.
She then went back with a brain tumour, they dismissed it as migraine, she ended up having the surgery in the end and she's fine now, thank christ (because i sure as hell can't thank the doctors.)
I broke my arm when i was a kid (got pushed off a truck... it wasn't moving.)
I went to the hospital craddling my broken arm, i sat there for an hour had my x-ray, then waited a while longer, then i got examined by a doctor who had my x-ray and supposedly knew what was wrong with me, and the frist thing he asked was.
"So, you're here with a broken... Nose?"
I sat there in silence still craddling my arm and blankly replied.
"Yeah, that's EXACTLY why i'm here..."
So yeah, don't trust hospitals, especially not where i live.
"No complications? I only came here with a busted arm!"
It's never happened, but i'm thinking that would shock the hell out of me.
And my hospital likely would do this.
My mum went to see them about her breast cancer, they told her it was chest pains, they ended up catching it later then would have been nice, she lost her whole breast.
She then went back with a brain tumour, they dismissed it as migraine, she ended up having the surgery in the end and she's fine now, thank christ (because i sure as hell can't thank the doctors.)
I broke my arm when i was a kid (got pushed off a truck... it wasn't moving.)
I went to the hospital craddling my broken arm, i sat there for an hour had my x-ray, then waited a while longer, then i got examined by a doctor who had my x-ray and supposedly knew what was wrong with me, and the frist thing he asked was.
"So, you're here with a broken... Nose?"
I sat there in silence still craddling my arm and blankly replied.
"Yeah, that's EXACTLY why i'm here..."
So yeah, don't trust hospitals, especially not where i live.
"Thats good but its missing something"
As an art student, you know you have to start a piece all over again from the ground up when most anyone says that, especially the teacher. Its why I went into graphic design cause when they say that command z and going to the first layer is possible.
lol as far as 'is it in yet' I've never gotten that but when I wear a condom I often find myself saying 'am I in yet?' Thank god for the pill.
As an art student, you know you have to start a piece all over again from the ground up when most anyone says that, especially the teacher. Its why I went into graphic design cause when they say that command z and going to the first layer is possible.
lol as far as 'is it in yet' I've never gotten that but when I wear a condom I often find myself saying 'am I in yet?' Thank god for the pill.