Three words guaranteed...

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

"It's ok, really" Those words are pretty powerful. They can inspire relief, but at the wrong moment, and in a certain reassuring tone, can really crush your spirits.

"I´m sorry. I screwed up again."
"It´s ok."
"Now he hates me"

I may be a little pessimistic.

 

[Audemas]

Is it safe?

 

[benjimoon]

"dig up?"

 

[Lyiat]

"Are you two brothers?"

When my Dad and I where in a store. -_- Jeeze. I was FIFTEEN. He was TWICE AND A THIRD MY AGE! A kid shouldn't feel as old as his dad. Ever.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

on a slightly fictional side: "It found us!"

 

[kaziard]

how about when you wake up "ok guys bend him over"

 

[EchetusXe]

"The good news if we have managed to recover your left testicle."

 

[the captain]

"I found this in your computer!"
Whether it's you mom when you were a kid or your girlfriend after asking to "send an email", this statement is followed by nothing but tears.

Please, for your own sake, clear your history and use hidden folders.

 

[Mr. Pink]

"It's complicated"
And I'm hearing this phrase way too often.

 

[lozzab]

hmm, i know this has come up already but 'i really like you... as a friend' always stings - also, 'no dont come in' when your entering your parents room, scarring...

 

[InsanityWave]

"sorry Im on" "NOOO"

 

[Brotherofwill]

'It's alive!'

 

[paasi]

OK this is kind of hard. It's been a long while since i've felt afraid or anguished.
Right. "Do you have a minute?" without exeption causes the terror of imminent agony-as-result-of-human-stupidity-in-it's-rawest-form to rear it's ugly mug, since around here the only people who'd want to talk to you on the streets are the various religious minorities.