Throw Something Else!

[Sam G]

You remember that thread? You know, the one that everyone loved, then got blocked for no discernible reason?
Well, it's back!

The rules of the game are simple: The above poster throws something at you, you react then throw something of your own.
I'll start:

I throw a pine-cone at the next poster.

[small] Cake's here, by the way[/small]

 

[Azraellod]

I catch it and use it as bait for a squirrel.
[sup]Yeah, I remember. I would assume that there was a good reason why it was locked, so the mods may not like this.
Nonetheless...[/sup]

I throw a crowbar at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I catch it, then smash Gordon Freeman with it while screaming "How do you like it!? Huh?!"

[small]Does anyone know why it was locked, just out of interest?[/small]

I wrench Gordon's head off and throw it at the next poster.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I send Gordon Freemon at it.

I send Cthulu at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I summon a vampire, and he hops on Cthulhu's back and flies at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I call forth Rip Van Winkle, who tears the two of them apart with her magic bullets.

I throw a a blunt knife at the next poster.

 

[BlackJack47]

I take the blunt knife to the head, rubbing my head i dazedly throw the nearest thing to my person...a computer mouse.

 

[Azraellod]

I chase and eat it... wait, wrong type of mouse...

I throw a barrel of water at the next poster.

 

[BlackJack47]

Spluutering, soaking and wet, I wonder why i came to this thread and what i did to deserve this treatment.

I choose to throw a wet towel at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I use it to smother a fire and win a medal.

I throw a mobius strip [http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/files/imagecache/news/files/20070716_moebius.jpg] at the next poster.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I get mindfucked.

i throw saosin at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I tell them their music annoys me.
[sup]I had to look that up. I'm useless at bands.[/sup]

I throw a drunken idiot at the next poster.

 

[Zetsubou]

I have a drunk-fu fight with the idiot.

I throw a ferret at the next poster.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Aww, so cute- IT DAMN BIT ME!

I throw a handful of sand at the next poster.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It blinds me momentarily but nothing serious. I think.

I throw Pepper at the next poster.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

I sneeze, really loud.

I throw a toothbrush at the next poster.

 

[itstimeforpie]

I am confused?

I throw a mudkip at the next poster.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

Ahhhh! I don't liek Mudkip!

I throw a toilet at the next poster.