Throw Something Else!

[IrrelevantTangent]

I slow down time and incinerate all their weapons while they're frozen. [sub]Remember me? Sorry if I couldn't find out why Throw Something! got locked. I promise, though, I'll get to the bottom of this.[/sub]

I throw a bag of cat vomit at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

Ew, that's gross. What's wrong with you?
[sup]You weren't told? I would have thought you would be, considering you made the thread in the first place.[/sup]

I throw a rubix cube at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I begin to cry for joy at this thread being revived. I ignore the rubix cube that just hit me in the eye.

I throw a defective CPU at the next poster.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I catch her and throw her into her own vase, which she predicts will break, YEP

I throw neo at the next poster

[sub]you meant the matrix... right?[/sub]

 

[Azraellod]

um... I kill the version of me you throw at me.

I throw a doorbell at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

EDIT: Ninja'd.
It hits me on the head and kills me.

I throw my soul at the next poster.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I do nothing. You have no soul, so you can't throw anything.

I throw E.T. at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I corrupt it by killing your family and showing a video of me doing so to you.
I cut off his glowing finger and prove both that aliens exist, and that they are easy to hurt.

I throw a cuckoo clock at the next poster.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I catch it and place it on my wall, where it will slowly drive me insane.

I throw Father Grigori at the next poster.

 

[jebus4you]

I immediately start singing banana phone song

I throw a pregnant porcupine at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I catch it and take it to the RSPCA.

I then throw the RSPCA at the next poster.

[sup]RSPCA is an animal protection thingy in the UK if you don't know.[/sup]

 

[Azraellod]

They look after me, and protect me from jail. The RSPCA, helping cats get away with murder everywhere.

I throw a letter D at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I catch it, multiply it by 17, and invent the word "ddddddddddddddddd".

I hop in a cannon and fire myself at the next poster.

 

[Pm0n3y]

i epically sidestep you and fly into a wall.

I take some debris from the wall that previously shattered and throw it at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I cut its head off, graft it onto Jesus's body and start worshipping it.

I throw the holy book of Raptor Jesus-ism at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I flick through it, then get bored and use it to start a fire.

I throw charcoal at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I keep it for future use as firelighters. I make no attempt to read it this time.

I throw an old phone at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I trade it in for £10.

I throw Steven Seegal at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I drown him in molten glass.

I throw Pi at the next poster.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I dodge it but it still flies through the air, Damn Pi for being infinate.

I throw a fanboy at the next poster.