Throw Something Else!

[Sam G]

I grab it and headbutt it so hard it shatters.

I throw the banhammer at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

Argh... [small]User was banned for Terrible Fire Safety [http://redvsblue.com/archive/?id=789][/small]

I throw a coin at the next poster.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I catch it and put it into my pocket for later.

I throw flaming daggers at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

Why would you do that? It hurts...

I throw my medical bill at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

Argh... [small]User was banned for Terrible Fire Safety [http://redvsblue.com/archive/?id=789][/small]

I throw a coin at the next poster.

Gah! Dammit, you really scared me for a minute!

I mistake the _oo_oo_ for a knuckleduster, catch it, put it on, and throw a punch at the next poster.

 

[PixelKing]

I wonder why sam g would punch me and then grab and break his arm.

I throw my dog army at the next poster. (My dog army is 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Cerberuses (Thats Greek))

 

[Sassafrass]

I get my sasquatch army to take you on. And they win, eventually.

I throw the 5 remaining sasquatchs at the next poster.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The rabid badger claws my face for a few seconds then i stab it off.

I throw Jack Thompson at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I smash a bottle of Jack Daniels over his head, then set Jack Nicholson on him.

I throw another celebrity Jack at the next poster.

 

[COR 2000]

I catch him, set him down, then throw a beach-ball at him.

I call in the Pro-COR Army and throw them at the next poster.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

I slow down time and incinerate all their weapons while they're frozen. [sub]Remember me? Sorry if I couldn't find out why Throw Something! got locked. I promise, though, I'll get to the bottom of this.[/sub]

I throw a bag of cat vomit at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

Ew, that's gross. What's wrong with you?
[sup]You weren't told? I would have thought you would be, considering you made the thread in the first place.[/sup]

I throw a rubix cube at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I begin to cry for joy at this thread being revived. I ignore the rubix cube that just hit me in the eye.

I throw a defective CPU at the next poster.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I catch her and throw her into her own vase, which she predicts will break, YEP

I throw neo at the next poster

[sub]you meant the matrix... right?[/sub]

 

[Azraellod]

um... I kill the version of me you throw at me.

I throw a doorbell at the next poster.