Throw Something Else!

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hippies catch it before it hits me and try to nurse it back to health.

I throw said hippies at the next poster.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I cleanse them from this earth with SEARING FLAME!

I throw a fake beard at the next poster.

 

[Silver Scribbler]

I use it to look older, buy alcohol, and drink myself into a drunken stupor.

I throw said drunken me at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I kick you away and send you to rehab.

I throw a small house at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I let it land and then move in to it.

I throw Zombieland at the next poster.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I bring my list of 32 rules for Zombieland.

I throw China at the next user.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I get crushed.

I throw one of my broken bones at the next poster.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I catch it and wrap it up in a pretty box so I'll have a Christmas present for sasquatch99.

I throw an aluminum can filled with cement at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I dodge it and see it hit the windshield of a hybrid vehicle.

I throw previously mentioned hybrid vehicle at the next poster.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I use it as a mode of transportation.
hey, with today's economy, imma grab anything i can! /Louis voice

I throw Rule 34 at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A disgusted look crosses my face as I continue with my regular thoughts... and then think of porn being made of that...

I throw Garry's mod at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

BAH!!!!!! TOO MUCH AWESOMENESS!!!!

I throw my exploded mind at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I catch it, then see what made that happen.

I throw sasquatch99's exploded mind along with my own.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I get cut really bad.

I throw a scalpel at the next poster.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I Tried to catch it but i cut my hand

I throw a flash drive filled with porn

 

[Sassafrass]

I keep it...obviously.

I throw my spare time at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I waste it.

I throw a sack of miscellaneous artefacts at the next poster. One of them is a grenade without a pin.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I catch it and go all Cloud Strife on everything in a 5 foot radius.

I throw your wildest dreams at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

Spoiler

I don't know what an artefact is. Is it something similar to an artifact?

Odd. I spell-checked that, and it seemed ok the first time. Doesn't like it now though...

Although there was a grenade in white text hidden in it, so you're dead anyway.

I react calmly. After all, they're my dreams.

I throw a messenger pigeon at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

Erm... I dance on it. Take that, other version of me.

I throw my triumph at the next poster.