Time for some BAD JOKES!

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Firetaffer

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What does E.T stand for?

Because he doesn't have a chair.

What is brown and sticky?

A stick!

What is short, red and can't turn corners?

A baby with a javelin through it's head!

Bad jokes are always funny!
 
Mr. Grey

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Not sure how good this one is since I made it up on the fly. Also, I think I've been awake for too long, so my humor may be awful.

No, you're a pansy!

[sub]Keep clicking till you can't click no more, that should be the punchline.[/sub]
 
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This is an instant "going to hell" joke merely for hearing it. It's also a 9/11 joke so please do not click the "spoiler" text box if you think you'll be offended. Because once you click it's your own damn fault.

What did the fire fighter say before the collapse of the Twin Towers?

It's Rainin' Men!
 
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Firetaffer

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Why did Billy the Bear wear a black and yellow suit?

He was retarded.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.
 
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Firetaffer

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Lycanthrope321 said:
What's Worse than biting into you apple and finding a worm?
Being shot in both legs and left to die.
Click to expand...
Baaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa

What is a pirates favorite kitchen appliance?

A ToastAARRRGGHH.
 
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JWW

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A man was found dead, face down in a bowl of wheat thins.

The police believe it was a cereal killer.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movie?

Because it was rated AAARRRGGGHHHH!
 
XJ-0461

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had no body to go with.
 
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Juven Ignus

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Most of my jokes are inside jokes, so I'll need to explain. My friend once made a cake for another friends birthday, and we constantly like to call it bad, even though it was pretty good.

Teacher: I'm gonna turn the AC on, it's burning up in here.
Me: More than McKenna's cake!
 
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HT_Black

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What's long and hard and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What's worse than having to make a new pot of coffee?

Being sexually assaulted and shot.

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Why did the furry cross the road?

I dunno, he didn't say.

What's uglier that your mom's blouse?

A harlequin baby!

What does Billy Mays' tombstone say?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Why was the pool closed?

Due to AIDS!
 
Saargston

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Why did the pigeon go to Giant's stadium?
He was roosting for the home team

Why was the egret a sore loser?
He only wanted to finish first, not settle for the nest best thing.

Why was the bard caught robbing graves?
He took too long to pick his lute

Why is North Korea a bad place?
It has no Seoul

Why did the bird turn himself in to the police?
After he committed his crime, he was consumed by egret

I also thought up a bunch of Hitler-ious holocaust puns, but I'm not sure if I should share those.
 
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