Time for some BAD JOKES!
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What do you call a blind doe with no legs?Erja_Perttu said:
Still no eye dear.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
I remember hearing this joke when I was 8.
A horse walks into a bar.D Bones said:
The barman says, "why the long face?"
The horse replies, "I've got cancer."
...ugh. My school has a 'Joke of the Day' on every daily bulletin, and they're always awful. :<
Why did the coach give his team cigarette lighters?
Because they kept losing their matches. :|
Why did the coach give his team cigarette lighters?
Because they kept losing their matches. :|
What do you call an Irish spider?
Paddy Longlegs.
Why did the Blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said Concentrate.
Paddy Longlegs.
Why did the Blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said Concentrate.
I remember the old, old jokes threads, nothing offensive was aloud at all... Times sure have changed.
Anyway: To men are both speeding down a motorway and crash, but miraculously neither is injured badly, so after phoning for the police one man says "Hey, I have a fine bottle of scotch if you would join me in celebrating our good luck" so the other man replies "Sure, I mean we were really lucky". So the first man brings out the bottle and offers it to the second man who takes a huge gulp, then hands it back to the first man, who proceeds to but it back in his car. The second man asks him why he isn't drinking any, to which he replies "Oh, I will, after the police let me go"
Anyway: To men are both speeding down a motorway and crash, but miraculously neither is injured badly, so after phoning for the police one man says "Hey, I have a fine bottle of scotch if you would join me in celebrating our good luck" so the other man replies "Sure, I mean we were really lucky". So the first man brings out the bottle and offers it to the second man who takes a huge gulp, then hands it back to the first man, who proceeds to but it back in his car. The second man asks him why he isn't drinking any, to which he replies "Oh, I will, after the police let me go"
Hickory dickory dock, two mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one, the other escaped with only minor injuries.
The clock struck one, the other escaped with only minor injuries.
This isn't really a joke but I'll tell it anyway. Me and some friends were playing the Halo: Reach Beta a few days ago and we got to talking about how Elites are like Black people (I honestly have no idea how that came up). One of us says:
He's big, he's different, and he's scaring the white guy in the expensive suit.
An Irish man walks out of a bar....... whuahahahahahahaha!!!Aura Guardian said:
knock knock.zauxz said:
"whose there?"
Cindy Lu
"Cindy Lu Wh..... oh go to hell."
thats a terrible thing to say.
"Whats wrong with Michigan?"
It's thanksgiving. A boy walks in on his parents making love. He asks what they are doing, and they tell him they are cooking the turkey. The boy asks what those "things" mommy and daddy have are, and they tell him that mommy has a coat and daddy has a jacket. The boy leaves and the parents continue.
Later, the boy's family arrives for thanksgiving dinner. The boy welcomes the family and tells them, "Welcome, everyone! Please leave your dicks and pussies downstairs, my mom and dad are in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
Later, the boy's family arrives for thanksgiving dinner. The boy welcomes the family and tells them, "Welcome, everyone! Please leave your dicks and pussies downstairs, my mom and dad are in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
what do you call a blind doe with no legs while its chewing on a razor blade?Firetaffer said:
still no bloody idea
and for those who prefer something a little dirtier
a traffic cop was sat out on the freeway, bored out of his mind waiting for his shift to end. When all of a sudden he gets a call from a cop thats 10 miles up the road. The cop saysto stop the next car that comes along and to flop his cock out into the window.
He's not to sure about it, but then sees an absolutly beautiful blonde driing the car he decides to try it.
he pulls the car over, undoes his trousers, and flops out his john thomas.
the blonde then says, "oh man, not another breathalyser test."
He's not to sure about it, but then sees an absolutly beautiful blonde driing the car he decides to try it.
he pulls the car over, undoes his trousers, and flops out his john thomas.
the blonde then says, "oh man, not another breathalyser test."
if you enjoy this next one then somethings up
a man is walking along the edge of a cliff when he sees a little girl crying, he kneals down beside her and asks why she is crying. She says, "both my parents just fell down this cliff."
the man staightens up, undoes his belt buckle and says, "your days about to get a lot worse."
the man staightens up, undoes his belt buckle and says, "your days about to get a lot worse."
What do dogs do at a party?
They raise the roof roof roof roof
(ya get it like a dog barki....I think you get it)
They raise the roof roof roof roof
(ya get it like a dog barki....I think you get it)
