Time for some BAD JOKES!
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A rabbit walks into a bar and asks "Got any carrots?"
The barman replies "No, no carrots here, this is a bloody bar mate."
The rabbit asks again "Got any carrots?"
The barman, getting angry, replies "No, we ain't got any soddin carrots"
The rabbit asks again "Got any carrots?"
The barman, furious, says "Thats it, you ask one more time and I'm nailin your ears to the bar!"
The rabbit asks "Got any nails?"
The barman replies "No"
"Got any carrots?" asks the rabbit
Man, all that for a terrible punchline. Yes for ramblingly long jokes!
The barman replies "No, no carrots here, this is a bloody bar mate."
The rabbit asks again "Got any carrots?"
The barman, getting angry, replies "No, we ain't got any soddin carrots"
The rabbit asks again "Got any carrots?"
The barman, furious, says "Thats it, you ask one more time and I'm nailin your ears to the bar!"
The rabbit asks "Got any nails?"
The barman replies "No"
"Got any carrots?" asks the rabbit
Man, all that for a terrible punchline. Yes for ramblingly long jokes!
what do you call a Sleep walking nun? A roamin' catholic.
So a rabbi, a horse and a clown walk into a bar and the barkeep says, "what is this some kind of joke?"
thats all for now
So a rabbi, a horse and a clown walk into a bar and the barkeep says, "what is this some kind of joke?"
thats all for now
Pink fluff.
Pink fluff holding it's breath.
Open the door and put him in.
Take the giraffe out, put the elephant in.
The elephant, he's stuck in the fridge.
Swim, all the crocodiles are at the lions party.
And finally...
The pilot was sausage.
Oh haha.
A woman walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a sexual innuendo, so he gives it to her.
A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting in a street café watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people entering the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three people leaving the house. The physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate." The biologist says, "They must have reproduced." The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house then it will be empty."
A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting in a street café watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people entering the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three people leaving the house. The physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate." The biologist says, "They must have reproduced." The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house then it will be empty."
Well, im not sure if this joke is ok or not.. So if youre easily offended, stop reading here (it is not a good joke so youre not missing out on anything).
A black man and his son was walking on a nudist-beach.
The son asked: Dad, can i hold your penis?
The father answered: Yes, but stay in the vicinity!
A black man and his son was walking on a nudist-beach.
The son asked: Dad, can i hold your penis?
The father answered: Yes, but stay in the vicinity!
Man, these jokes are so bad they're good. This is awesome.
Some more I found:
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Man, these are terrible.
Some more I found:
A fsh.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Man, these are terrible.
Hahah. Man I remember hearing the animal party and frigde joke, I laugfhed so hard because it's so random.Insert Comedy Here said:
Girl goes to the doctor
Girl: Doctor, doctor, I've got a really stiff back
Doctor: That's the least of your worries, you've got AIDS
Girl: Doctor, doctor, I've got a really stiff back
Doctor: That's the least of your worries, you've got AIDS
What's red and invisible?
No Tomatoes.
What's green and invisible?
No tomatoes IN DISGUISE!
What's green, brown, has four legs and hurts when it falls from a tree?
A pool table.
A man walks into a bar. His skull is fractured and he dies from a brain anyerism (SP?) three hours later.
No Tomatoes.
What's green and invisible?
No tomatoes IN DISGUISE!
What's green, brown, has four legs and hurts when it falls from a tree?
A pool table.
A man walks into a bar. His skull is fractured and he dies from a brain anyerism (SP?) three hours later.
why DIDN'T the dinosaur cross the road?
Because roads weren't invented
what do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
Lumpy milkshake
Because roads weren't invented
what do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
Lumpy milkshake
Why did the little quadraplegic girl fall off the swing?
You know what they say about big feet?
What is Tiger Woods wife getting for Christmas?
What is E.T. short for?
People hate watching movies with me, i come up with tons of horrible jokes when watching them.
Example:
I can't remember the film name but at one point this police officer gets impaled on a piece of pipe, i yell out "Hey look, a copper pipe!"
She was hit by a fridge.
You know what they say about big feet?
Big socks.
What is Tiger Woods wife getting for Christmas?
Half of everything
What is E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs
People hate watching movies with me, i come up with tons of horrible jokes when watching them.
Example:
I can't remember the film name but at one point this police officer gets impaled on a piece of pipe, i yell out "Hey look, a copper pipe!"