Time for some Mortal Combat!

thesilentman · Feb 28, 2013

I bring the Enterprise to deal with Spock!

Anti-American Eagle · Mar 2, 2013

I bring mind controlling space parasites to take over the federation... therefore I bring the federation which crushes your puny enterprise.

thesilentman · Mar 3, 2013

I bring the Death Star!

Basement Cat · Mar 3, 2013

I bring the technovirus to reduce the Death Star to inert material.

My hill!

Oh, wait--wrong thread!

How embarrassing!!!

Anti-American Eagle · Mar 3, 2013

I bring... norton anti virus

StormShaun · Mar 3, 2013

I bring ... call over my local computer tech guy.

thesilentman · Mar 3, 2013

I bring Linux.

Anti-American Eagle · Mar 12, 2013

I bring updates to the PS3 firmware... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

thesilentman · Mar 15, 2013

SPAMBOT. BE GONE WITH YOUR IMPUDENCE. SUMMON THE MODERATION TEAM!

Anti-American Eagle · Mar 17, 2013

I defeat the moderation team with a Dance Dance Revolution Attack...

thesilentman · Mar 17, 2013

I defeat DDR with thunderbolts!

Anti-American Eagle · Mar 17, 2013

I defeat thunderbolts with a lightning rod placed about fifty feet away from me that somehow draws them away.

thesilentman · Mar 18, 2013

I defeat your lightning rod by warping reality.

***** PLEASE; I USE ALCHEMY.

Anti-American Eagle · Mar 20, 2013

I defeat your reality warp with... antimatter?

MrCollins · Mar 21, 2013

I defeat your complex physics with my theism.

thesilentman · Mar 21, 2013

I defeat theism with logic.

Anti-American Eagle · Mar 21, 2013

I defeat logic with chaos theory.

thesilentman · Mar 26, 2013

I defeat chaos with order.

Anti-American Eagle · Mar 26, 2013

I defeat order with... anti lawful behavior... such as public nudity

thesilentman · Mar 27, 2013

I defeat anti-lawful behavior with order.