Time for some Mortal Combat!

Anti-American Eagle · Mar 27, 2013

I defeat order with anarchy of the grandest kind anarcho-communism.

thesilentman · Apr 1, 2013

I defeat your anarchy with fire, LOTS OF FIRE!!

Anti-American Eagle · Apr 1, 2013

I defeat fire with a baseball that causes the sky to break and the ocean to fall through the holes.

thesilentman · Apr 1, 2013

I defeat that baseball with hammers!!

Anti-American Eagle · Apr 1, 2013

I defeat hammers with Sickles.

thesilentman · Apr 15, 2013

Sickles? Pff. I use my lightning Zweihander to murder you!!

Anti-American Eagle · Apr 17, 2013

I short out your lightning with this bucket of water.

deserteagleeye · Apr 17, 2013

Wondertwins power, activate! Form of....A BIGGER BUCKET OF WATER!

kailus13 · Apr 17, 2013

I defeat your bucket of water with a sponge.

RaginDrage · Apr 18, 2013

I defeat your sponge with that embarrassing snapshot of him from the Christmas Party!

kailus13 · Apr 18, 2013

I defeat your photo with overexposure!

thesilentman · Apr 18, 2013

I defeat ponies with.. With... TOPAZ!!

Anti-American Eagle · Apr 21, 2013

I defeat your mighty moderator with the Vox Populi.

thesilentman · Apr 21, 2013

I defeat the voice of the people with Kross.

...Because that always works.

InfinityCubed · Jul 27, 2013

I bring regenerative health and a katana. Nothing can stop me permanently.