Time for three very special wishes!

[Canadamus Prime]

Ok, I'll play along.
1. To be as strong, powerful, and pure of heart as Goku (DBZ).
2. A turkey sandwich.
3. Financial stability.

 

[Heronblade]

1.) The ability to near instantly gain the skills and knowledge required to do anything I set my mind to.

2.) Three new AA batteries for my pocket flashlight.

3.) My own personal ground to orbit elevator based in geosynchronous orbit

Um, come to think of it, does it count as cheating if I do altruistic stuff with the personal wishes? I'll still make out like a bandit in the process if that helps.

 

[Robot Number V]

1. (I'm not gonna waste this one) Everyone in the universe lives forever, life literally never gets boring, overpopulation NEVER becomes a thing and everyone is pleased with the new way of doing things. BAM! THAT'S how you wish for something impossible. Alternately, I would just make reincarnation real.

2. I would wish for a single Carls Jr. burger of my choice. I can't remember what it's called, but I used to eat them all the time in high school, and I haven't had one in years. I could buy one right now easily, but hey...Wasted wish. Besides, I feel like I'm doing pretty well with my first wish anyway.

3. I treat my body any way I want, and there will never be any health ramifications. I would basically use this to eat horrible, delicious food, while not ever sleeping. Seriously, sleeping is a huge waste of time. Though I guess that would no longer matter since everyone's immortal now. I'm pretty sure this is theoretically possible.

 

[Necron_warrior]

Well, for 1, Vamprism without all the nega-

1. All the positive abilities of vampires.

2. A powerful gaming PC.

3. Becoming the best metal artist ever.

Now I am immortal with a bunch of other super powers without sacrificing day time activities. I can play all those sweet PC games I missed, and now I can live out my fantasy as a metal god.

-well damn. Yeah just copy what he said.

'cept maybe swap out 3 for a debit card with unlimited funds from a long-lost swedish bank account that JUST SO HAPPENS to have the same pin number as me. That'd be great.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

1. The technology in Star Trek, all of it. So we can live fairly well and not have to worry about healthcare, have the ability to travel anywhere and open up universal exploration and so I can have a fucking holodeck to enjoy games with.

2. A massive plate of bacon, the best kind.

3. Financial stability so I can make sure my family is well provided for without having to deal with that stress anymore.

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

1. Immortality. Fairly self-explanatory.

2. A HDMI Cable for the media player I just bought from china.

3. To become a world famous and accomplished writer.

Captcha: I like Turtles.

EDIT: 2. To be able to speak to and command turtles.

 

[Vausch]

1. Kryptonian physiology

2. A good sized gift card to red robin

3. Immortality. I consider this theoretical because it's quite possible that in the near future we can stop ageing, have limbs grown in 3D printers, and backup our own minds.

 

[000Ronald]

Impossible Wish: Almighty telikinetic powers. Enough to move even a planet if I wanted. Always thought that would be fun.

Mundane Wish: Royal Crown soda. Not a lot, maybe five bottles.

Possible Wish: A massive inheritance. In the billions of dollars.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

Alright, then. Here we go:

1. Something completely impossible: Super speed, obviously. Fast enough that I can travel forward and backwards through time, yet still be able to turn this power on and off at will.

2. Something so ordinary that it feels like a wasted wish:A keg of my favorite beer, because I'm really in the mood to drink right now.

3. Something theoretically possible: Being able to travel the world, all expense paid.

 

[The Squid King]

This should be fun
1. To create anything I want to
2. Tacos... Lots of tacos
3. For the composition degree I'll have at the end of the year to give me financial stability so I won't need a second degree (it can happen.... right...)

 

[Strazdas]

oh, boy, you didnt put any abuse disclamers, and that is very very bad idea for wishes

1. Something completely impossible.
A genie shall read my mind and organize my wishes of abilities and grant them to me with me having total control over them easily and without repercussion or side effects.
This wish right here is why you need genie boundaries. essentially i would be god. and not your weak Olympus god, but god on the level of Christianity powers. world peace? thats just a warmup!

now of course you will start screaming fault, so in that case my wish would be to be able to manipulate speed of time and objects moving in time at will without any repercussion or side effects.

2. Something so ordinary that it feels like a wasted wish.
Make it so streaming services are available in my country

3. Something theoretically possible.
Being able to deduct the information around me at high speeds and come up with a conclusion of accurate prediction: for example that Microsofts stock price will drop or when will Bitcoins fail.

 

[Auberon]

1. Something completely impossible

Instant comprehension of knowledge - right now, C++ coding.

Something so ordinary that it feels like a wasted wish

A full fridge so that I don't have to 1) go shopping 2)spend any more out of my monthly budget than necessary.

Something theoretically possible

Amount of currency to last me a lifetime, so that I'd never have to work again.

 

[Roofstone]

1. The power to stop time and for it not to be of any harm to be, as in aging or whatnot, and I can manipulate stuff.

2. 50 bucks on steam.

3. To learn how to write, read, understand and speak every single language in the world. ...Preferably without going nuts from all the knowledge.

 

[Moderated]

1: The ability to jump into different dimensions, universes, shows, books, movies etc. and set my own conditions. For example, I could say "I cannot die here" or "I can fly here" or something.
2 Self confidence.
3 I win the lottery, and several free food, free money, and free drink for life contests, all while netflix gets every show, movie, and anime on it I want.

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

1. The ability to control time.
2. For my bike to be in optimal condition again.
3. To have final say in all creative decisions made by FROM Software in regards to Armored Core, by being installed as creative advisor or something similar.

Of course, I could pull the same bullshit I've always said I would if offered 3 wishes...

1. For the rules of wishing not to apply to my next wish.
2. For infinite wishes.
3. Profit.

 

[Moloch Sacrifice]

Impossible thing: The ability to change my body into whatever I want it to be; male, female, old, young, animal, plant, etc. Makes things entertaining and technically prevents me from dying too easily (badly injured? Change into an uninjured person! Getting old? Change into a young person!)

Mundane thing: I dunno, a Steam voucher maybe?

Possible thing: A spaceship equipped with a fully functional Alcubierre drive. I'm probably taking the 'theoretically possible' to it's absolute limit here, but dammit, the galaxy needs me!

 

[Kingjackl]

Sounds like fun.

1. Telekinetic powers

2. A box of Golden Gaytimes

3. That I would be able to eat all the Gaytimes without guilt.

 

[Sansha]

1. Impossible: Eternal life, with complete indestructibility.

2. Wasted: An all-encompassing firearms license for my home country.

3. Possible: The next time I gamble, be it at a casino or lottery ticket, I win the jackpot. My savings on a roulette number will win me a little over seven million.

 

[Yopaz]

1: The ability to make a pocket around me and everything outside is frozen in time, I will not age while I'm inside and I can still write with standard pen and paper (electronics would not work of course) in order to get as much time as I could ever need. I could live for days at a time, finish work, read books and sleep. I could be the ultimate student, always on time, always well rested and always prepared.

2: The last trading cards for Saints Row 4 on Steam. I've been meaning to buy the, but I just haven't made the effort yet. I'll get there... at some point...

3: Winning big in the lottery so I could buy a decent sized apartment with 2 or 3 bedrooms, a modern kitchen of decent size and a separate living room. Then renting out the bedrooms at a cheap price to some of my not very messy friends.