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escapistrules

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congratulations, after knocking out the a world famous scientist (for reasons i don't care about, you can fill in that blank) you discovered that he recently invented a time machine. yay. what will you do with it? go back and buy a lot of stock for a company to become rich, go back and adopt a dinosaur, shake hands with your long lost ancestor, or something that i didn't think of or was to lazy to type. by the way, the time machine only has enough energy for a round trip, so choose carefully.
 

AkJay

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I would go back and slap my great great great grandfather, because I can.
 

crimson5pheonix

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I'm going to the future and getting a weapon and some information about the future.
 

Insanum

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Go back in time and then frighten myself after i knocked out the scientist.

Ive always wanted to make myself jump.

(thats actually a lie, Ive made myself jump by my own reflection once...or twice...or..SHHHHH)
 

Sir Kemper

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Part of me wants to say 'be responsibal' the other part wants to say 'Time Traveling hooker party'...
 

2012 Wont Happen

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I would meet Henry David Thoreau and Karl Marx. They were very different in their philosophy, but they were both very interesting and intelligent.
 

OMGMOO

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I'd go back in time to give myself some good advice on which descisions i should take over the course of my life. I'm indecisive about everything, but as long as i have someone to tell me what to do I'll be sweet. Along with advice about what i should do in certain situations, I'd make sure to tell my past self some 'lucky' lottery numbers too :p
 

oldmanwynter

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I would go back to just before I used the time machine; see if I could create an inexplicable paradox like in Back to the Future. (you know, at the end where he saw himself using the time machine after just arriving in the same one...)
 

Kollega

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Time machine? Check the Godwin's Law of Time Travel in practice - run over a hippy in 1968 or step on a bug in Mesosoic era and see if Hitler wins World War Two. Then i'll probably go temporal-waterskiing.
 

Pimppeter2

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I'd go back to when the Escapist was created and tell the site designers to make the search bar twice as big. Please, for the sake of having an even more awesome community, use the search bar when you make a thread.
 

BlindMessiah94

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I'd probably go to the future. The past doesn't really interest me.
Hopefully in 3000 years we've mastered space travel or technology to the point where my time machine can make more than a round trip as well.
Or you know, the universe was destroyed, in which case damn.
 

Hollock

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Pimppeter2 said:
I'd go back to when the Escapist was created and tell the site designers to make the search bar twice as big. Please, for the sake of having an even more awesome community, use the search bar when you make a thread.
Fantastic!

I would go a couple hundred years in the future. Jetpacks are too expensive today.
 

zacaron

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go back a few hours and ask the scientist how to get more energy for extra trips
 

TheStickman

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Travel to future, because the tiniest thing changed in the past might have a big affect on the present.

Or go back to caveman times and amaze them with an iPhone or something. At which they will probably kill me with rocks.
 

escapistrules

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Pimppeter2 said:
I'd go back to when the Escapist was created and tell the site designers to make the search bar twice as big. Please, for the sake of having an even more awesome community, use the search bar when you make a thread.
you hate me don't you?
 

Pimppeter2

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escapistrules said:
Pimppeter2 said:
I'd go back to when the Escapist was created and tell the site designers to make the search bar twice as big. Please, for the sake of having an even more awesome community, use the search bar when you make a thread.
you hate me don't you?
Heh, not at all, but you do need to learn the ropes around here. That way its more pleasant for all of us.
 

Blindswordmaster

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Doesn't matter what you're doing in the past because you've already done it. I would either go to the late Cretaceous period to observe the dinosaurs in their natural environment or go to the future to see the peak of man's civilization and if man can achieve Gene Roddenberry's Utopian civilization. I.E. Star Trek