Tin foil hat time!

[khiliani]

Young earth creationism is a communist plot to destroy the American oil industry by discrediting modern knowledge of geology, thus stopping the discovery of more oil.

think about it...

 

[Anezay]

Everyone in the world is telepathic except you and is only pretending that they are not so that they can laugh at you. The entire world is just one big joke being played on you by the rest of the human race.

Is that stupid and nonsensical enough?

You know, I'm actually paranoid enough to believe that some days.

 

[FalloutJack]

All of this is a conspiracy of the NHK.

 

[Baldry]

Assassins having being fighting with templars, who are now named, Abstergo, over "Pieces of Eden" before...wait this a game...

These are some that I believe possible

Uhm God is nothing more than a bacteria that divided through out time to create everything.

Big wars are planned years in advance.

Che Guevara, Adolf Hitler, Richard Nixon and Walt Disney are all planning to take over the world. Che and Adolf for their abilities to convince people to their cause, Nixon for his phone tapping skills and what not! And Disney for his wealth...Soon they will rise.

 

[Souplex]

Swedish fish has small supplements of a drug invented in Sweden to make everyone like Sweden, so they can breed an army.

that hubilub is always up to something...

and as for conspiracy theories, i don't have those. i just know for a fact that the OP is secretly captain awesome.

How many times do I have to tell you people that I'm not Captain Awesome; I'm his beard.

 

[emeraldrafael]

-JFK was a time traveler who shot himself.

Now if he killed himself, did he go forward knowing he would screw things up from being in the future or from the past after living in the future (then present to him)? ANd if he came back from the past, how did he come back after killing himself?

OT: I dont really know any, so I asked the girl who's dorm I am and here's what she said, word for word.

<quote=Bethany>The G-Spot is a myth, and does not actually exist. Women use it to keep men inferior to them at least when it comes to sexual contact, because that is when a man feels most adequete and vulnerable. Women also like to waste the man's time, because if it were left to them sex would be unfulfilling and boring, so they made up the G Spot to make men be more creative and go longer. If such a spot were to actually exist, it would be on the inside of the left Female eyeball, near the retinal cord that attaches the eye to the brain, so men would never be able to reach it without hurting/killing the female, proving their sexual dominance and that men are there bitches

Yeah... She has the most annoying smirk, so I think I'm taking her on a Snipe hunt later tonight.

 

[Ph33nix]

"Are US government has a 5th branch of the military known as Black Water PMCs. They are leaded by a crazy angelical leader and are responsible for 10000 civilian deaths in Iraq and Iran.
Well I guess its not a conspiracy theory if its true, well at least I tried!"
*Polishes Tin Foil Hat*

try a few dozen in iraq and none in iran

 

[Geekosaurus]

We didn't actually go to the moon. We went to Jupiter.

 

[Souplex]

Tin Foil hats actually amplify mind control/reading. The Illuminati spread the notion that they block out psychic frequencies in an attempt to nullify the astute.

 

[nuba km]

JUSTINE BIEBER IS A MAN!!!

 

[Foolishman1776]

Here's a doozy of a conspiracy for ya:

Most of the worlds governments are run by corrupt morons who attained their positions of power by spending millions of dollars running campaigns to fool the general populace into voting for them. They make outlandish promises to convince the average person that they're really here to help us. But, when they achieve their position, they do nothing but help themselves and their special interest groups. Leaving the masses in a sh*t hole of a world.


Oh wait....

This man/woman wins the thread

 

[Clockwork Scarecrow.]

Paul the Octopus was a hyper-intelligent being that was poisoned by Apple agents. Paul's purpose was to help lead humanity into a new future and then evolve to a higher plane of existence. Apple did so because itunes don't transit easily from planet to planet.

 

[Vigormortis]

Here's a doozy of a conspiracy for ya:

Most of the worlds governments are run by corrupt morons who attained their positions of power by spending millions of dollars running campaigns to fool the general populace into voting for them. They make outlandish promises to convince the average person that they're really here to help us. But, when they achieve their position, they do nothing but help themselves and their special interest groups. Leaving the masses in a sh*t hole of a world.


Oh wait....

This man/woman wins the thread

Do I get a medal? Oooh, or maybe a trophy!

However, the real conspiracy I've yet to find an explanation for is: How is that they do this every year...and we all fall for it every time? Every time! HOW?!

 

[My name is Fiction]

"Are US government has a 5th branch of the military known as Black Water PMCs. They are leaded by a crazy angelical leader and are responsible for 10000 civilian deaths in Iraq and Iran.
Well I guess its not a conspiracy theory if its true, well at least I tried!"
*Polishes Tin Foil Hat*

try a few dozen in iraq and none in iran

"So my country killed all those people? Acualy don't answer that, my country has a bad enough reputation already."

 

[Souplex]

The world is controlled by a secret society of people who are too lazy to actually do anything with their global dominance.

 

[Kyoufuu]

Everyone in the world is telepathic except you and is only pretending that they are not so that they can laugh at you. The entire world is just one big joke being played on you by the rest of the human race.

Is that stupid and nonsensical enough?

Shit! He's onto us!

 

[superbatranger]

Once he has been awakened from cryogenic sleep, Walt Disney will take over the world.

OK, so I just made that up. Sue me.

 

[teebeeohh]

So far we have not been saved by Jesus because he doesn't want to come back until we have replaced crosses with fishes as a symbol for Christianity. Jesus loved fish and was killed on a cross, makes sense, doesn't it?

 

[badgersprite]

Traffic lights are secretly our overlords. They rule over us. They are the masters of our fate. And only drunk guys at riots are brave enough to strike back and try to take them out.

What I really believe is too crazy even for the Internet. =P

 

[andrew201292]

This forum was started by the governement to see how much we know..