TL;DR

[Engarde]

Oh blast, double post. My bad.

 

[MR T3D]

when someone is posting tl;dr as the main reply, YOU need to learn to write for your audience.


give them a reason, your point, in the beginning of your post, THEN your reasoning, not some cool story, and then some semi-tangental point. that way, people can read your point, then *if* they want to read a little more depth, but they may not need to to formulate a reply. Yeah, you think its dumb, people not fully ingesting your absolute genius in forum post form DEAL WITH IT.

 

[Solemn Marth]

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TL;DR!? What's that mean?

 

[Drakmeire]

duuuuude? two sentences? and one is separated by a comma, that's like a double-sentence MAN! now way am I taking like 6 seconds to read ALL that. TOOOO LOOONG!
by the way, that statement is like 10X funnier if you read it in 90's kid's voice.
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but if the post is more than three paragraphs long and it doesn't make a good point then I'll just go on to a different post.

 

[TiefBlau]

If something is written by someone of significant stature (at least to me), I'll read that shit right up.

Or maybe if it's interestingly presented.

If it's neither, it better be well-written and cohesively organized as fuck. Otherwise, it's worth a brief skim at best.

TL;DR is, in each and every situation, the words you use to piss off the author. If you want to maintain any semblance of serious or courteous stature, you're a fucking idiot for saying "TL;DR". Just don't comment on the post. It's that simple.

 

[Canid117]

Depends one the OP really. If it is a paragraph or a long but well written and constructed article then TL;DR is douchey but if its like this...

Or better:
That is the reason you should stop eating JUNK!!!!!
?You wouldn?t inject yourself with junk, so why are you feeding yourself with it??
You should get a healthy lifestyle, Jami, and stop being so ignorant.
stop eating at fast foods.
make a vow of abstinence , like I did, No alcohol or coffee.
make a vow of luxury, trust me, sex helps you in losing weight .
start exercising , or at least , walking.
It worked for me. before i weighted 160 lbs now I am just 130 and I lost that weight in one month.
You don?t have to stop eating, just try to avoid heavy foods, and of course, try enjoying the nature. Cashew juice was my savior in this, it is much better than coke , and much more healthy.
And? cashew fruits are actually very VERY cheap, what makes them expensive is the nut, but the true fruit has no commercial value, try buying it.
also, try avoiding beef , pork , crustaceans, and saltwater fish , beef and pork are too rich on fats, crustaceans hold too much fluorine in they chitin and that?s lethal at larger doses, and saltwater fish are filled with mercury.
Stick to chicken and freshwater fish, along with integral rice (the normal rice is full of Ozone, which is toxic) and brown sugar (tastes better than usual sugar and doesn?t has sulfur (toxic), yummy, and actually, if you live in the countryside like I do, It?s cheaper than regular sugar. ), and black FEIJAO (Brazilian beans , google it, they make excellent dinners, as long as you restrict yourself to eat 1 cup of them.)
Try avoiding candies, they are disgusting (bubblegum is made of old leather).
Jami, as much as I disagree with your religious and scientific views, I have to admit, you have such a pretty face, too bad you?re overweight

and I dont encourage anorexia, in fact, I prefer fuller girls, but you are a little of limits, maybe if you lost 40 pounds you could even be a face model.
I don?t hate you, it is just that i don?t like your overreligious view , people should treat religion as they treat their penis ? Don?t show them off in public and don?t shove them into people?s mouths .
I don?t mock anyone, though I am frequently bullied by My religion? and your speech is full of religious hatred, I understand other people?s religion, almost to the psychological part of them. I am a renegade Wiccan, I believe in science, and I do not think people should fight over religion, religions are myths created to unite people. after you examine all of those religions, you will see that all of them have greater forces behind everything, I believe in science, and it does not interfere with my beliefs? You can?t see the sky at night, the space, and not believe that we are in the middle of a game, all of our prayers and beliefs actually direct to the same force: the universe. it receives everyone?s blessings through avatars: Jehovah in Christianity and Judaism, Allah in Islam, the Mother ( labeled Lilith by Christians) and the Horned god (labeled Baphomet by Christians) in Wicca .

In the end we are all worshiping a greater force, something that created our universe, that gave earth the chance to sprout life, that gave beings the sense of awareness, that allowed us to be what we are.

I think this creator is quite upset that we are fighting each other for religion, after all , we are all indirectly worshiping him or her. My belief is that his/her will is that we coexist in peace, something you are trying to break, if you actually broke it right, I ?d give a toast to that, but you?re not, you are trying to break all of the other avatars until only one of them is left, yours, people such as you, that can?t understand other beliefs, are a threat to society.

I sought to lead a crusade to show everyone that religion is nothing but a scheme created to unite people. and now that people are united and it served it?s purpose, it should be lain to rest.

On the comments section under a picture like where I lifted this example (thanks to Eww of VeryDemotivational for providing this example by the way)

then all they deserve is