To Marry an Escapist

[C F]

Bachelor forever.

I'm sorry, I know I'm breaking a lot of hearts, but you just can't pin me down like that. I've got things to do, machinations to set forth, intrigues to meddle in, you know how it is.
Disclamer: If you don't actually know how it is, then I suggest you leave my presence for your own safety. Things might potentially get very "how it is" around me.

Though if there ever were a wedding, Caramel [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Caramel+Frappe], you'd be my best man for sure.
You'd be everybody's best man.

erttheking [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/erttheking] could be the master of ceremonies.
Mr. Gravesend [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Mortai+Gravesend], I dare say you'd be the wedding coordinator. Yes, I'm putting you in charge of just about everything.
Timelord [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Timelord], here's a check for eight thousand dollars. Merely a formality for the man who has everything, but keep an eye on Mr. Gravesend for me, will you? I don't actually trust him.
Pinkamena [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Pinkamena], you'd be up for catering. Although this is a fractally hypothetical situation, don't disappoint me.
This would be an Escapist wedding, so I can't choose a DJ better than Gavin [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/MiracleOfSound].
Daystar [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] would be the flower girl. Yes, I expect you to object. No, I don't care. Wear the skirt and show me your best little girl trot down the aisle.

Yeah, I think that about covers the internet wedding I'll never have.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Daystar [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] would be the flower girl. Yes, I expect you to object. No, I don't care. Wear the skirt and show me your best little girl trot down the aisle.

I'll be the best damn flower girl you've ever seen, and then you'll all be begging me to flower girl your weddings.

 

[ThunderCavalier]

I shall marry you, friendo! EVERYONE GETS A MARRIAGE! YOU GET A MARRIAGE, YOU GET A MARRIAGE!

*backs away slowly*

 

[A Satanic Panda]

The (now banned) Fawxy. I'll never forget that picture he posted...

Spoiler: poni

 

[Kae]

Terminally single, thank you very much. I will gladly have a bachelor party though.

Redlin5 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Redlin5] can DJ, because that's a thing now.
<url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Kaleion>Kaleion can lead the roast because why not?
<url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/nsqared>This guy has to organize everything because he's the only one to ever befriend me.
<url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_population>Everyone Else can show up naked and maybe pop out of a cake if they want.

Why I find this to be quite flattering Mr. Uncle Pebkio, I am afraid my leadership skills are quite low and my comedic prowess is not what I would call a strong point either, not to mention that giving a speech in front of thousands of naked people coming out of cakes would be quite terrifying, I'd probably faint or something.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

I would marry, MYSELF, to myself, as myself, and plan all the shit myself... All of you are invited to the reception of course, though... After a speech about how awesome I am, there will be BOOZE and not booze if desired, of many flavours, and a lot of music and dancing, or not dancing, nobody is forcing you to act like an idiot, but it is funner to do so.

I did kinda cheat with this one, but that's mainly due to not really having a refined relationship with anyone on teh forumz, maybe just not active enough... Might also be that I just lurk and randomly contribute... because I am awesome.

 

[Pebkio]

Why I find this to be quite flattering Mr. Uncle Pebkio, I am afraid my leadership skills are quite low and my comedic prowess is not what I would call a strong point either, not to mention that giving a speech in front of thousands of naked people coming out of cakes would be quite terrifying, I'd probably faint or something.

Prude.

Besides, everyone knows that the host of a roast is supposed to be the least funny out of everyone else.

 

[Kinguendo]

*isn't on here enough to be loved by anyone*



*goes to the corner and cries*

You think thats bad? Look at how long I have been here and my post count, never mentioned in any of these things... I am like an Attention Ninja! That sounds better than "So lonely" anyway.

captcha: Garlic, yum

So what you are saying, Captcha, is that I should eat more Garlic and people will want to kiss me and talk to me? Captcha, can you even smell garlic?!

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

Boudica. Whether she likes it or not.

I would love to see that wedding, but you have to make sure that LittleSlave is your flower girl and that Zeal is your best man(make sure to tell him how much you love ME3 before the wedding begins).

 

[Canadamus Prime]

*isn't on here enough to be loved by anyone*



*goes to the corner and cries*

You think thats bad? Look at how long I have been here and my post count, never mentioned in any of these things... I am like an Attention Ninja! That sounds better than "So lonely" anyway.

captcha: Garlic, yum

So what you are saying, Captcha, is that I should eat more Garlic and people will want to kiss me and talk to me? Captcha, can you even smell garlic?!

Don't feel bad. I never ever get mentioned in these threads either. ¬__¬

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

my real-life husband, DisasterSoiree. obviously.

otherwise, i'd definitely snatch soren7550 away from Souplex.

 

[BOOM headshot65]

My real life girlfriend/future wife: darkraven 28. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/darkraven28] We have both come to the conclusion the only thing that would stop us from marrying is God desending from on high and vaporizing the world and everyone on it.....then we will get married in heaven.

 

[D Moness]

mmm let me see

To marry : Mr.Mattress (he sounds sound and huggeble,also great taste in games)
Priest : Jack and Calumon (i mean how can that not be fun(2 for the price of one)
Bridesmaid : Screamarie (great sense of humor)
Best man : The_root_of_all_evil (Due to being interesting)
DJ : Treblaine (He can only play the Corrs the whole night, nothing else)

well it is that or >.<

To marry : Screamarie (great sense of humor)
Priest : Jack and Calumon (i mean how can that not be fun(2 for the price of one)
Bridesmaid : Valksy (although she doesn't come here anymore)
Best man : The_root_of_all_evil (Due to being interesting)
DJ : Treblaine (He can only play the Corrs the whole night, nothing else)


Or i just do both

 

[Fappy]

mmm let me see

To marry : Mr.Mattress (he sounds sound and huggeble,also great taste in games)
Priest : Jack and Calumon (i mean how can that not be fun(2 for the price of one)
Bridesmaid : Screamarie (great sense of humor)
Best man : The_root_of_all_evil (Due to being interesting)
DJ : Treblaine (He can only play the Corrs the whole night, nothing else)

well it is that or >.<

To marry : Screamarie (great sense of humor)
Priest : Jack and Calumon (i mean how can that not be fun(2 for the price of one)
Bridesmaid : Valksy (although she doesn't come here anymore)
Best man : The_root_of_all_evil (Due to being interesting)
DJ : Treblaine (He can only play the Corrs the whole night, nothing else)


Or i just do both

Have to admit, Jack and Caulmon would make an awesomeeeee priest.

*imagines the small bickering that would take place between speeches.* :3

Would be even better as the groom(s).

"Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do."

"I don't."

"!"

 

[D Moness]

Would be even better as the groom(s).

"Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do."

"I don't."

"!"

Don't tell Danyal though >.>

 

[Guffe]

No idea...
I was about to make a thread like this but about IRL stuff...
I think I'll wait a while, was supposed to make it this morning but didn't have time.
Now I'd just seem like a no good copier who can't some up with topics of my own -.-
I'll just stay single, I like that, even if a girlfriend would be nice once in a while.

 

[IndomitableSam]

Hmm... who wants to live with me and my twin sister and come home after work to play games most evenings and all day Sunday?

... Everyone? Sorry, my house isn't big enough.

 

[D Moness]

Hmm... who wants to live with me and my twin sister and come home after work to play games most evenings and all day Sunday?

... Everyone? Sorry, my house isn't big enough.

yeah kinda silly to ask such a question on a gaming forum
I am out though not enough Doctor Who in those plans