To Marry an Escapist

[Lucem712]

FINE, I'LL CHOOSE SOMEONE!

Or I'll be chosen...

Whoever said you needed consent? >

I never said it was a BAD thing. Just pointing it out

But does this mean I have to name you co-leader?

I now own 50% of the League! Also, 50% of the world if SWL's name has any truth to it.
(Yay, for no Prenup!)

 

[Fappy]

*snip*

I'm sorry, but all I got from this is WINKING CATMAN IS GONE!!!! D,:

I'm sorry. It seems I have broken many hearts

 

[StormShaun]

Snip

And I'll be the assassin...of course hired by the brovengers.

Also why do I get no love? Or least an invite or position to anyone's wedding...actually I might have but I didn't bother to look. xD

 

[Souplex]

Considering my girlfriend also uses the 'Pist, there isn't a right answer here.
At least not one I can post.

 

[soren7550]

*snip*

I'm sorry, but all I got from this is WINKING CATMAN IS GONE!!!! D,:

I'm sorry. It seems I have broken many hearts

FOR WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!? *cries in a corner*

*realizes that I have an early copy of Pokemon Black 2 to distract me*

 

[soren7550]

Considering my girlfriend also uses the 'Pist, there isn't a right answer here.
At least not one I can post.

*stands behind menacingly*

Go ahead boyfriend. Answer his question.
*continues to not blink*

 

[ThunderCavalier]

*isn't on here enough to be loved by anyone*



*goes to the corner and cries*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

FINE, I'LL CHOOSE SOMEONE!

Or I'll be chosen...

Whoever said you needed consent? >

I never said it was a BAD thing. Just pointing it out

But does this mean I have to name you co-leader?

I now own 50% of the League! Also, 50% of the world if SWL's name has any truth to it.
(Yay, for no Prenup!)

I'm thinking this would be more of a monarchy-thing

You know, I die and you get complete control...

DON'T HIT ME! D:

 

[Lyri]

Lyri (for kindly correcting me everytime I say something that's plain wrong about DOTA)

I'm not putting out until I actually play a fucking game with you.

Personally I'm too narcissistic to marry any of you lot, I'd much rather masturbate over myself in a mirror.
Maybe I'll wear a dress and heels, I'd look killer in heels.

 

[Lucem712]

*isn't on here enough to be loved by anyone*



*goes to the corner and cries*

I shall marry you, friendo! EVERYONE GETS A MARRIAGE! YOU GET A MARRIAGE, YOU GET A MARRIAGE!

Whoever said you needed consent? >

I never said it was a BAD thing. Just pointing it out

But does this mean I have to name you co-leader?

I now own 50% of the League! Also, 50% of the world if SWL's name has any truth to it.
(Yay, for no Prenup!)

I'm thinking this would be more of a monarchy-thing

You know, I die and you get complete control...

DON'T HIT ME! D:

No, no, Mr. Taco...You are much more useful to me alive. For Now.>

I mean, I love you, honey bear!

 

[Fappy]

*snip*

I'm sorry, but all I got from this is WINKING CATMAN IS GONE!!!! D,:

I'm sorry. It seems I have broken many hearts

FOR WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!? *cries in a corner*

*realizes that I have an early copy of Pokemon Black 2 to distract me*

Hopefully there are no black cat Pokemon in the new generation lest your sorrow resurfaces!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Whoever said you needed consent? >

I never said it was a BAD thing. Just pointing it out

But does this mean I have to name you co-leader?

I now own 50% of the League! Also, 50% of the world if SWL's name has any truth to it.
(Yay, for no Prenup!)

I'm thinking this would be more of a monarchy-thing

You know, I die and you get complete control...

DON'T HIT ME! D:

No, no, Mr. Taco...You are much more useful to me alive. For Now.>

I mean, I love you, honey bear!

I SENSE MERICAN TREACHERY!


I want to have the Escapist's first divorce, on charges of abuse!

JUUUUUUUUUST kidding!

Love conquers all!

 

[dstryfe]

Well, I think of only one Escapist I'd actually marry. That one [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Because they are just incredible like that. Yeah, I love you, I do. Keep being awesome!

I can't wait for someone to fall for this. I hope it's a lurker.

But I do love everybody. Except for that one person [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view], that is. But everybody else, I adore.

Clever. Even having pulled the same gag twice within 4 posts, I'm sure a great many fell victim. Being a cynic, and a relative unknown on the Escapist, I saw through it...and also failed to come up with a list of my own. I did, however, find the thread to be rather amusing in my sleep-deprived state.

 

[EeveeElectro]

No one loves me? sod you then! I make excellent food, bring it to you while on the xbox, bring you beer and other stuff! (edit: But then there's the crippling insecurities and the psychotic, jealous rages I fly into every now and then so I can see why most men run a mile...)

Silly answer... I'd have to be a bigamist and marry Hazy and Binnsyboy, hopefully they'd both wear a flat cap on the big day. You haven't lived until you've been to a Yorkshire wedding!

(Probably won't go to one again. Might lose a bit of dignity too...)

Serious answer, I'm sure people know, lol.

 

[JoJo]

Snip

And I'll be the assassin...of course hired by the brovengers.

Also why do I get no love? Or least an invite or position to anyone's wedding...actually I might have but I didn't bother to look. xD

Hey, since you're a member of the Brovengers you got a few general invites by people saying "and the rest of the Brovengers attend".

So anyway, assassins at weddings? That's a new low for the so-called "good" guys, guess power really does corrupt! Nevermind, have fun trying to shoot past my orphan shields :-D

 

[Iron Criterion]

This is the type of thread where I get use out of the Forever Alone meme.

 

[soren7550]

*snip*

I'm sorry, but all I got from this is WINKING CATMAN IS GONE!!!! D,:

I'm sorry. It seems I have broken many hearts

FOR WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!? *cries in a corner*

*realizes that I have an early copy of Pokemon Black 2 to distract me*

Hopefully there are no black cat Pokemon in the new generation lest your sorrow resurfaces!

Well, if I see a Houndoor with my glasses off, it might look like a black cat.

 

[StormShaun]

Snip.

Well I guess I have to go if I'm a legit spy and all. :/
They still haven't noticed I work for the "true" good guys...aka me.

Hey, you guys would do worse! All I'm doing is assassinating the cake...that is all.

This is all because I never get a legit invite out of love.

 

[-Dragmire-]

As soon as I can figure out the logistics of it, I will marry my brain.

It always makes me feel good, stands by me when even when I drink too much then reminds me why I shouldn't the following morning. It lives on love and caffeine both of which I provide in ample quantity. It plans my day and I really couldn't live without it.

Plus, everyone enjoys a good mindfuck, right?

 

[ohnoitsabear]

I wouldn't marry anybody. However, I would crash somebody else's wedding, get absolutely hammered, attempt and fail to hit on the bride, puke on the bouncer (weddings have bouncers, right?) that's kicking me out, then go home and cry in self-pity. It will be tons of fun!