Boudica said:
008Zulu said:
Seventh Actuality said:
I'm gonna go ahead and make the inevitable comment about how nobody felt the need to have Bond or Batman threatened with rape in their dark n'gritty reboots.
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You know what Boudica?
You can go to hell. Your people and their tree-hugging spirituality and blatant militarism have been a thorn in Rome's side for far too long. You attacked us for trying to bring to peace and happiness of Oppaiism to your people, and when we defeated you and let you live and keep your territory you showed us nothing but scorn.
Then you tried to take over our City-State allies who had never done anything to you while you attempted to spread that filth you call "Christianity", only to be humiliated by our mighty mechanized Roman legions.
Well, fuck you. Lets see how smug you are when Edinbuurghhoweverthehellyousayit is a smoldering, nuclear crater.
Oh, and if you'd like to apologize after we unleash nuclear hell on you, you can find us somewhere near Alpha Centuari on our majestic spaceship, spreading the joys of Oppaiism to the stars.
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Wait, what were we talking about again?
Oh god, my sides, they hurt....
Oh right... Tomb Raider... Ahh, well, yay for hypersensitive dimwits who are so quick to tear this game apart, by their standards, the girl I smiled to at the bar should charge me sexual harrassment. Seriously people, what the hell?
Anyway, onto a more relatable topic, I'm actually excited for the Tomb Raider reboot. Since the 90's Lara Croft has been -nothing- but a teenage sex fantasy about a kickass woman with big guns (Both kinds, if you catch my meaning). That's it, that's the long and short of her entire character. Now a Dev wants to say "hang on, why is she like that, what made her such a tough as nails, don't take any guff, shoot first and forget the questions badass?" and people get their knickers in a twist because some guy looks at her funny then gets shot (I think, I'll have to watch the trailer again, but I know he dies).
And I'm off topic again, long story short, we keep crying for devs to take more risks with their franchises, but when a big dev sees this kind of reaction to someone who actually does that, what message are we really sending? Me, I'm going to do something crazy, and actually let a developer make the game they want, and tell the story they wish to, and then, if by some odd coincidence it actually is as bad as people think it will be, then I'll add my voice to the choir, but the backlash over this is worse than whatever Million Moms has been up to lately.