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Quentin Tarantino is responsible for a lot of mine.
10 "Pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car." - Pulp Fiction
9 "You know what they say about making assumptions, you're making an ass out of you and umption." -Long Kiss Goodnight
8 "This doesn't seem physically possible!" - Red vs. Blue season 1
7 "Have you ever jumped through the air, firing two guns, screaming 'Ahhhh!'?" - Hot Fuzz
6 "Shoot him again. His soul is still dancing." - Bad Lieutenant
5 "English, ************, do you speak it?!" -Pulp Fiction
4 "No, I'll get chewed out for that. I've been chewed out before." - Inglorious Bastards
3 "I had to crash that car honey." - Pulp Fiction
2 "You have to be good and lost to find something that can't be found." - Pirates of the Caribbean 3
1 "Say what again!" - Pulp Fiction
I'd like to give honorable mention to everything Heath Ledger said in The Dark Knight
And every single line of dialog in The Princess Bride
And all the lines from Pulp Fiction that I didn't already put on the list.
10 "Pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car." - Pulp Fiction
9 "You know what they say about making assumptions, you're making an ass out of you and umption." -Long Kiss Goodnight
8 "This doesn't seem physically possible!" - Red vs. Blue season 1
7 "Have you ever jumped through the air, firing two guns, screaming 'Ahhhh!'?" - Hot Fuzz
6 "Shoot him again. His soul is still dancing." - Bad Lieutenant
5 "English, ************, do you speak it?!" -Pulp Fiction
4 "No, I'll get chewed out for that. I've been chewed out before." - Inglorious Bastards
3 "I had to crash that car honey." - Pulp Fiction
2 "You have to be good and lost to find something that can't be found." - Pirates of the Caribbean 3
1 "Say what again!" - Pulp Fiction
I'd like to give honorable mention to everything Heath Ledger said in The Dark Knight
And every single line of dialog in The Princess Bride
And all the lines from Pulp Fiction that I didn't already put on the list.
Don't throw rocks at a guy who's got a machine gun! Roddy Piper
It's all in the reflexes. - Jack Burton
San Francisco Cocksuka! - Mister Wu
It's all in the reflexes. - Jack Burton
San Francisco Cocksuka! - Mister Wu
Here is some of mine in random order:
?You just killed a helicopter with a car!? ?I was out of bullets.? Die Hard 4
"Here`s Johny" The Shining
"You can do it. Cut his fucking head off." The Waterboy
"She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!" American Pie
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!" Ghostbusters
"Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig, Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!" The Simpsons Movie
?You just killed a helicopter with a car!? ?I was out of bullets.? Die Hard 4
"Here`s Johny" The Shining
"You can do it. Cut his fucking head off." The Waterboy
"She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!" American Pie
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!" Ghostbusters
"Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig, Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!" The Simpsons Movie
I have several quotations, so this is gonna take a while:
"In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane."~Homer Simpson
"He who strikes first, strikes before the guy who strikes second."~adamwestslapdog
"Playing card games is just like making love. You usually do it on a table, and you always feel a deep sense of shame when it's finished. Also, the older you get, the less fun it is. So remember: always wear a condom when playing card games."~LittleKuriboh
"Men think about sex every seven seconds. 1 2 3 4 5 6 SEX! 1 2 3 4 5 6 SEX!"~hbi2k
"Look at all the poverty and disease. It's so COOL!"~LittleKuriboh
"There's the few people who have it all and everybody else. There's always been those who have more than others, but now, the regular folks don't even have the chance to build a life they can be proud of. With all the philosophizing and theorizing and highfalutin goals, it all comes down to one thing: they are killing the chance for people to be happy."~Gunny Van Dyke
"Franklin Delano Roosevelt was a lot like Professor X: sure he was in a wheelchair, but his brain could beat up your brain without breaking a sweat."~Someone on Cracked.Com
"Justice will prevail? Of course it will! Whoever wins will claim justice!"~Donquijote Doflamingo
"Whoever says justice first wins a war."~Lieutenant Maria Ross
"Let's face it: regular history is boring. It's just a bunch of idiots eating too much of a cow and killing each other in an argument over which nostril Christ was breathing out of on the cross."~Yahtzee
"All you do is ***** and moan and point guns at us!"~Some guy from American Dad
"You know, as a general rule, I don't like it when people point guns at me."~me
"In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane."~Homer Simpson
"He who strikes first, strikes before the guy who strikes second."~adamwestslapdog
"Playing card games is just like making love. You usually do it on a table, and you always feel a deep sense of shame when it's finished. Also, the older you get, the less fun it is. So remember: always wear a condom when playing card games."~LittleKuriboh
"Men think about sex every seven seconds. 1 2 3 4 5 6 SEX! 1 2 3 4 5 6 SEX!"~hbi2k
"Look at all the poverty and disease. It's so COOL!"~LittleKuriboh
"There's the few people who have it all and everybody else. There's always been those who have more than others, but now, the regular folks don't even have the chance to build a life they can be proud of. With all the philosophizing and theorizing and highfalutin goals, it all comes down to one thing: they are killing the chance for people to be happy."~Gunny Van Dyke
"Franklin Delano Roosevelt was a lot like Professor X: sure he was in a wheelchair, but his brain could beat up your brain without breaking a sweat."~Someone on Cracked.Com
"Justice will prevail? Of course it will! Whoever wins will claim justice!"~Donquijote Doflamingo
"Whoever says justice first wins a war."~Lieutenant Maria Ross
"Let's face it: regular history is boring. It's just a bunch of idiots eating too much of a cow and killing each other in an argument over which nostril Christ was breathing out of on the cross."~Yahtzee
"All you do is ***** and moan and point guns at us!"~Some guy from American Dad
"You know, as a general rule, I don't like it when people point guns at me."~me
Metalocalypse for the win:
Sewage Inspector: "So you're saying it's metal to have mounds of dead employees in your sewers?"
Nathan: "Not to be contradictory but yeah... that's pretty metal."
ooooooorrrrrr Snatch:
Avi: "Why do they call him the bullet dodger?"
Bullet Tooth Tony, perplexed: "Because he dodges bullets Avi!"
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang:
"My father used to beat me in Morse code."
I could also quote a shit ton of Doctor Who... but there are too many, but here's one for your viewing pleasure.
"It's going to eat us!"
The Doctor: "Well, maybe we're going to eat it, but I don't like the odds!"
Sewage Inspector: "So you're saying it's metal to have mounds of dead employees in your sewers?"
Nathan: "Not to be contradictory but yeah... that's pretty metal."
ooooooorrrrrr Snatch:
Avi: "Why do they call him the bullet dodger?"
Bullet Tooth Tony, perplexed: "Because he dodges bullets Avi!"
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang:
"My father used to beat me in Morse code."
I could also quote a shit ton of Doctor Who... but there are too many, but here's one for your viewing pleasure.
"It's going to eat us!"
The Doctor: "Well, maybe we're going to eat it, but I don't like the odds!"
from taboo: It's better to take a dog for walks on a leash then to have it escape threw a hole in the fence.
Mortimer: The only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning.
Legion: Do these units have a soul. Who taught you that word? We learned it ourselves it appears 216 times in the Scroll of ancestors. Only quarians have souls you are a mechanism. Shepard: Was that the first time a geth asked if it had a soul. Legion: No it was the first time a creator became frightened when we asked.
Full Metal Alchemist: One is all, all is one.
Shepard: I wouldn't brainwash an organic race I can't see treating the geth differently. Legion: The question is irrelavent if we do not rewrite them, we destroy them.
Mortimer: The only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning.
Legion: Do these units have a soul. Who taught you that word? We learned it ourselves it appears 216 times in the Scroll of ancestors. Only quarians have souls you are a mechanism. Shepard: Was that the first time a geth asked if it had a soul. Legion: No it was the first time a creator became frightened when we asked.
Full Metal Alchemist: One is all, all is one.
Shepard: I wouldn't brainwash an organic race I can't see treating the geth differently. Legion: The question is irrelavent if we do not rewrite them, we destroy them.
Are you me? Because these are pretty much all from some of my favorite movies.SckizoBoy said:
My favorite poem. (The only one I have memorized) Written by Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, Canadian Army, World War 1
In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
Sweat saves Blood"~Erwin Rommel
My rule is: If you meet the weakest vessel, attack; if it is a vessel equal to yours, attack; and if it is stronger than yours, also attack..."~Stepan Makarov
"If it is not right, do not do it; if it is not true, do not say it."~Marcus Aurelius
Not exact, but, "Hadrian built the wall so that the Scots could concentrate on their true enemy: The Scots."
"A Rat a day keeps the Plague away."~Random Peasant in Blackadder
Darling: Four verses! Four verses! I meant four verses! Look, I'm as British as Queen Victoria!
Blackadder: So your father's German, you're half-German and you married a German?!
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam
I only have one that I can think of right now.
"One of these days, I'm just gonna get off this bus, and run into the forest, and never come back. And when I come back, I'll be the KNIFE MASTER!"
By who? Who knows. But it was circulated to me via a video done by Avenged Sevenfold's late drummer, Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan.
"One of these days, I'm just gonna get off this bus, and run into the forest, and never come back. And when I come back, I'll be the KNIFE MASTER!"
By who? Who knows. But it was circulated to me via a video done by Avenged Sevenfold's late drummer, Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan.
"To teach superstitions as truths is a most terrible thing. The child-mind accepts and believes them,
and only through great pain and perhaps tragedy can he be in after-years relieved of them."
Hypatia 370 - 415 CE
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After Glow
I?d like the memory of me to be a happy one.
I?d like to leave an after glow of smiles when life is done,
I?d like to leave an echo whispering softly down the ways,
Of happy times and laughing times and bright and summer days.
I?d like the tears of those who grieve, to dry before the sun,
Of happy memories that I leave When life is done.
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Carl Sagan:
From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of any particular interest.
But for us it's different. Consider again that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar", every "supreme leader", every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there - on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds.
Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.
The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.
It's been said that astronomy is a humbling, and, I might add, a character-building experience. To my mind, there is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly and compassionately with one another and to preserve and cherish that pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.
and only through great pain and perhaps tragedy can he be in after-years relieved of them."
Hypatia 370 - 415 CE
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After Glow
I?d like the memory of me to be a happy one.
I?d like to leave an after glow of smiles when life is done,
I?d like to leave an echo whispering softly down the ways,
Of happy times and laughing times and bright and summer days.
I?d like the tears of those who grieve, to dry before the sun,
Of happy memories that I leave When life is done.
==================================
Carl Sagan:
From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of any particular interest.
But for us it's different. Consider again that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar", every "supreme leader", every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there - on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds.
Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.
The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.
It's been said that astronomy is a humbling, and, I might add, a character-building experience. To my mind, there is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly and compassionately with one another and to preserve and cherish that pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.
Maybe... maybe not perhaps I'm seeking to take over your entire life(!) /lame jokeTFielding said:
Anyway, props on having a damned good taste in films!
One from Rommel that I found amusing was: 'In a man-to-man fight, the winner is the one with one more bullet in his magazine.'
And Heinz Guderian actually drops a pearl of wisdom with: 'There are no desperate situations, only desperate people.'
... god, I hate Cato...(!)
Huh...Nouw said:
'I SAID ACROSS HER NOSE, NOT UP IT!'
*cross eyed* 'Sorry, sir, trying my best.'
'Who made that man a gunner?!'
'I did, sir.'
'Who's that?'
'Asshole, sir, Major Asshole.'
etc. etc. (largely because I can't remember the exact wording...)
... *slam* 'Keep firing, Assholes!'
You can find something ironic about anything if you've lived long enough - Can't remember, google it.
Say what again! - pulp fiction
Hail to the king baby - army of darkness
Whats the meaning of life? PLASTIC! and Pretty much anything ever said by George Carlin
Screw the rules I have green hair - Littlekuriboh
I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. - They live.
When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "Happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life. - can't remember
Are you not entertained? - Gladiator
What do you say to a man who's seen to much? - bastion
No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer be standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded. - V for vendetta.
Say what again! - pulp fiction
Hail to the king baby - army of darkness
Whats the meaning of life? PLASTIC! and Pretty much anything ever said by George Carlin
Screw the rules I have green hair - Littlekuriboh
I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. - They live.
When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "Happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life. - can't remember
Are you not entertained? - Gladiator
What do you say to a man who's seen to much? - bastion
No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer be standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded. - V for vendetta.
I only have two to hand but:
"Try your hand at everything. Remember, professionally built the Titanic and amateurs built Noah's Ark"
Joker: "Stop" Batman punches him "Stop" Batman "Stop" Batman punches him "Stop" Batman punches him "Batman!" Batman slams him against a wall with his hands around his neck. "Stop... me if you've heard this one before..."
"Try your hand at everything. Remember, professionally built the Titanic and amateurs built Noah's Ark"
Joker: "Stop" Batman punches him "Stop" Batman "Stop" Batman punches him "Stop" Batman punches him "Batman!" Batman slams him against a wall with his hands around his neck. "Stop... me if you've heard this one before..."