Top Ten Sex Tips
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An Ashley, commenting on a comic featuring Ashley, gets quoted with an Ashleigh.DVS BSTrD said:
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I wonder when one of those magazines will just try screwing with us and write down, "Google Rule 34 without Safesearch; do act performed in first picture seen."
Doing that would be all well and good, but I am not one of the Thunder Cats, nor do I know any Teletubbies, and I'm not sure where I'd get full horse tack from, much less that much helium.ThunderCavalier said:
There's no spirit or enthusiasm for the sex tips in magazines. here's a few of mine;
The hood of a car, on a very dark night in the middle of a heavy rainstorm. The idea being the sensory deprivation forces you to focus on the areas that are touching, makes it more intense.
Polar Bearing. This is an adaptation of the Polar Bear tradition. Sit in a hot sauna and get very hot, then dive in to a nearby snowbank and go at it.
Swing set. Should be fairly self explanatory if you have a good imagination, just be sure the set can take the combined weight.
The hood of a car, on a very dark night in the middle of a heavy rainstorm. The idea being the sensory deprivation forces you to focus on the areas that are touching, makes it more intense.
Polar Bearing. This is an adaptation of the Polar Bear tradition. Sit in a hot sauna and get very hot, then dive in to a nearby snowbank and go at it.
Swing set. Should be fairly self explanatory if you have a good imagination, just be sure the set can take the combined weight.
I often read the Daily Mail, especially the website. Not because I agree with it mind you, god no, but because I find it hilarious that there can be so much rage and hate in print xD.
Oh and the comments on the website article make me feel better about myself - they make me feel 'Hey at least I'm not a genuine Daily Mail reader'
Oh and the comments on the website article make me feel better about myself - they make me feel 'Hey at least I'm not a genuine Daily Mail reader'
I like the idea of both people dressing up.
I mean, Teletubbies have maids clean their houses, right?
