Topical Tuesday: Create Your Personal Demon

[The Boy in the Hat]

Demon: Demon of Hats
Powers: Forces you to wear hats, much the amusement/digust of all your friends and acquaintances. Can also make your friends/acquaintances attempt to steal your hat, and is also able to make certain people who don't like you anyway become more vocal about you and your many faults because you wear hats. Generally has power over all things that can be worn on the head. Indirectly, causes paranoia.
Angelic Nemesis: None, since Angels are banned from wearing hats.
Influences in my life: See "Powers".

 

[IxionIndustries]

Woo! Evilness!

Demon Name: Isjhuzu, The Bloodletter
Powers: Can cause bleeding and blood-based diseases with a glance, has extreme mastery over blood and blood magic.
Nemesis: Arial, The Angel In The Mists
Influences in my life: This demon stems from my fear of illness, pain, and death. My most feared way of dying is by disease, coughing and sputtering blood as my heart slows it's beat.
Demon's History: Isjhuzu was once a God of health and vitality, wandering upon the northern tundras, healing the sick. He eventually built up a following of nomadic doctors and priests, who aided him in his work. However, the God eventually came upon a plague he could not heal: One brought from the southern outlanders. It destroyed village upon village as the people suffered from black boils and festering sores. As Isjhuzu's followers lain bleeding on the icy snow, his power waned.. On the verge of dissipation, he lapped up the blood of his own people, and the vile diseases that went with it. They twisted his spirit, his form, and his goals. He had become the first Blood Demon.

Spoiler: The Demon himself. (Watch out, big image.)

EDIT: I took this thread waaaaaaay to sriusly.

 

[Jedamethis]

Although something that epic...can it be over used!?
I'm not sneezing! I am saying Voodoo ju ju, understand VOO-DOO-JU-JU!

I have no idea. Try it and see!
You have hayfever or something?

Oh I can't use your great invention, anyway I already have a image you made for me!
Uhm no, anyway it's not even Summer... any-more. I am saying Voo. doo. ju. ju.

The other half is dealing with the bear?
Ohhh, I see.

Indeed you are correct, that was the first time I ever talked to you!
Ah good.

Oh yeah. Damn! I should have remembered that and put it in the roast...

WELL IT'S TO LATE NOW ISN'T IT! At least you put my music in!

Yup. Mack completely forgot, and he didn't put the link in either. Silly.

Yes. Blame Makc'! Damn that rascal and you've changed your image...*enters bubble*

I will! And yes, you may have seen it before. ANUBIS HAS RETURNED. I missed him so much...

Good boy. And why...why is he back, I liked you fox?!

It is October silly.

So? Foxes don't hibernate!

Yes, but Anubis kinda devoured it's soul. It doesn't look too good anymore.

Oh well...i'll miss your fox and so will everyone else.

I shall revive it once His thirst is slaked, and he returns to the Underworld.

Excellent. I can't wait for his return...

You will be waiting 30 and a bit days then.

Is it because it's October Anubis is here?

Yup.
He Who Is Upon His Mountain has awoken from his slumber to resume his post as the gatekeeper of Duat, weighing the souls of the damned who oppose me! The unintelligent, the unfaithful, and the untruthful shall be cast into the deepest depths of Neter-kerthet, never to disgrace Aaru with the blemish of their presence ever again, and be left to the mercy of the Devourer...

Sounds like fun...Or does it!

Which bit? The weighing, casting into Neter-kethet, or Devouring?

All of thee above!

Well, no, none are even a tiny bit fun. Apart from the devouring, if you're into that kinda thing...

What!? They're not, but you should relish in the suffering...and mack's into devouring!

But suffering hurts D:
And I suppose Mack would love it...

There is a small threshold between pain...and pleasure.
Yeaaaah, sick funk.

Not in my opinion. Pain hurts like fuck, and pleasure doesn't.
I've given up trying to make sense of him...

Depends really, for example Anal.
Dirty fuck, he's not even english!

Surely that would be pleasure and pain, with maybe a bit more pleasure, so it kinda makes sense...
*gasp* E GADS! You're right! Which means he is a horrible excuse for a human and must be killed. Or something. Man, I'm terrible at racism :/

I guess...but there's only one way to be sure! TO THE ANALMOBILE!
Well you should jump right on that killing!

D: I've already been raped enough on the internet!
Actually that's not a bad idea...then I get Leesh's stomach all to myself!

Their is never to much rape ma boy!
I won't ask.

Aaaah! I need somebody to hide behind D:
Yeah, probably best you don't. Even though I'm sure you're dying to know

And leave your rear exposed?
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

Gah! I hadn't thought of that!
Suuuure.

Ahah!
Uhm yeah, don't even know who or what they are

*runs for the hills*
Magnificent!

Bye bye! * menacing laughter*
Indeed!

Wait a tic...this better not be a trap...
Yes!

Uhm how would I go about doing that?
I forgot what are we yesing and indeeding too?

That's for you to know and me to find out. Probably painfully, right?
Me too. ._.

Ohooh yeah boy!
Then shut up..!

Oh dear...
NEVER.

You should buy some...lube...
Okay!

Uh...*moths fly out of wallet*
Indeed!

 

[Baldry]

Although something that epic...can it be over used!?
I'm not sneezing! I am saying Voodoo ju ju, understand VOO-DOO-JU-JU!

I have no idea. Try it and see!
You have hayfever or something?

Oh I can't use your great invention, anyway I already have a image you made for me!
Uhm no, anyway it's not even Summer... any-more. I am saying Voo. doo. ju. ju.

The other half is dealing with the bear?
Ohhh, I see.

Indeed you are correct, that was the first time I ever talked to you!
Ah good.

Oh yeah. Damn! I should have remembered that and put it in the roast...

WELL IT'S TO LATE NOW ISN'T IT! At least you put my music in!

Yup. Mack completely forgot, and he didn't put the link in either. Silly.

Yes. Blame Makc'! Damn that rascal and you've changed your image...*enters bubble*

I will! And yes, you may have seen it before. ANUBIS HAS RETURNED. I missed him so much...

Good boy. And why...why is he back, I liked you fox?!

It is October silly.

So? Foxes don't hibernate!

Yes, but Anubis kinda devoured it's soul. It doesn't look too good anymore.

Oh well...i'll miss your fox and so will everyone else.

I shall revive it once His thirst is slaked, and he returns to the Underworld.

Excellent. I can't wait for his return...

You will be waiting 30 and a bit days then.

Is it because it's October Anubis is here?

Yup.
He Who Is Upon His Mountain has awoken from his slumber to resume his post as the gatekeeper of Duat, weighing the souls of the damned who oppose me! The unintelligent, the unfaithful, and the untruthful shall be cast into the deepest depths of Neter-kerthet, never to disgrace Aaru with the blemish of their presence ever again, and be left to the mercy of the Devourer...

Sounds like fun...Or does it!

Which bit? The weighing, casting into Neter-kethet, or Devouring?

All of thee above!

Well, no, none are even a tiny bit fun. Apart from the devouring, if you're into that kinda thing...

What!? They're not, but you should relish in the suffering...and mack's into devouring!

But suffering hurts D:
And I suppose Mack would love it...

There is a small threshold between pain...and pleasure.
Yeaaaah, sick funk.

Not in my opinion. Pain hurts like fuck, and pleasure doesn't.
I've given up trying to make sense of him...

Depends really, for example Anal.
Dirty fuck, he's not even english!

Surely that would be pleasure and pain, with maybe a bit more pleasure, so it kinda makes sense...
*gasp* E GADS! You're right! Which means he is a horrible excuse for a human and must be killed. Or something. Man, I'm terrible at racism :/

I guess...but there's only one way to be sure! TO THE ANALMOBILE!
Well you should jump right on that killing!

D: I've already been raped enough on the internet!
Actually that's not a bad idea...then I get Leesh's stomach all to myself!

Their is never to much rape ma boy!
I won't ask.

Aaaah! I need somebody to hide behind D:
Yeah, probably best you don't. Even though I'm sure you're dying to know

And leave your rear exposed?
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

Gah! I hadn't thought of that!
Suuuure.

Ahah!
Uhm yeah, don't even know who or what they are

*runs for the hills*
Magnificent!

Bye bye! * menacing laughter*
Indeed!

Wait a tic...this better not be a trap...
Yes!

Uhm how would I go about doing that?
I forgot what are we yesing and indeeding too?

That's for you to know and me to find out. Probably painfully, right?
Me too. ._.

Ohooh yeah boy!
Then shut up..!

Oh dear...
NEVER.

You should buy some...lube...
Okay!

Uh...*moths fly out of wallet*
Indeed!

Borrow some!
Quite so.

 

[Jedamethis]

Although something that epic...can it be over used!?
I'm not sneezing! I am saying Voodoo ju ju, understand VOO-DOO-JU-JU!

I have no idea. Try it and see!
You have hayfever or something?

Oh I can't use your great invention, anyway I already have a image you made for me!
Uhm no, anyway it's not even Summer... any-more. I am saying Voo. doo. ju. ju.

The other half is dealing with the bear?
Ohhh, I see.

Indeed you are correct, that was the first time I ever talked to you!
Ah good.

Oh yeah. Damn! I should have remembered that and put it in the roast...

WELL IT'S TO LATE NOW ISN'T IT! At least you put my music in!

Yup. Mack completely forgot, and he didn't put the link in either. Silly.

Yes. Blame Makc'! Damn that rascal and you've changed your image...*enters bubble*

I will! And yes, you may have seen it before. ANUBIS HAS RETURNED. I missed him so much...

Good boy. And why...why is he back, I liked you fox?!

It is October silly.

So? Foxes don't hibernate!

Yes, but Anubis kinda devoured it's soul. It doesn't look too good anymore.

Oh well...i'll miss your fox and so will everyone else.

I shall revive it once His thirst is slaked, and he returns to the Underworld.

Excellent. I can't wait for his return...

You will be waiting 30 and a bit days then.

Is it because it's October Anubis is here?

Yup.
He Who Is Upon His Mountain has awoken from his slumber to resume his post as the gatekeeper of Duat, weighing the souls of the damned who oppose me! The unintelligent, the unfaithful, and the untruthful shall be cast into the deepest depths of Neter-kerthet, never to disgrace Aaru with the blemish of their presence ever again, and be left to the mercy of the Devourer...

Sounds like fun...Or does it!

Which bit? The weighing, casting into Neter-kethet, or Devouring?

All of thee above!

Well, no, none are even a tiny bit fun. Apart from the devouring, if you're into that kinda thing...

What!? They're not, but you should relish in the suffering...and mack's into devouring!

But suffering hurts D:
And I suppose Mack would love it...

There is a small threshold between pain...and pleasure.
Yeaaaah, sick funk.

Not in my opinion. Pain hurts like fuck, and pleasure doesn't.
I've given up trying to make sense of him...

Depends really, for example Anal.
Dirty fuck, he's not even english!

Surely that would be pleasure and pain, with maybe a bit more pleasure, so it kinda makes sense...
*gasp* E GADS! You're right! Which means he is a horrible excuse for a human and must be killed. Or something. Man, I'm terrible at racism :/

I guess...but there's only one way to be sure! TO THE ANALMOBILE!
Well you should jump right on that killing!

D: I've already been raped enough on the internet!
Actually that's not a bad idea...then I get Leesh's stomach all to myself!

Their is never to much rape ma boy!
I won't ask.

Aaaah! I need somebody to hide behind D:
Yeah, probably best you don't. Even though I'm sure you're dying to know

And leave your rear exposed?
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

Gah! I hadn't thought of that!
Suuuure.

Ahah!
Uhm yeah, don't even know who or what they are

*runs for the hills*
Magnificent!

Bye bye! * menacing laughter*
Indeed!

Wait a tic...this better not be a trap...
Yes!

Uhm how would I go about doing that?
I forgot what are we yesing and indeeding too?

That's for you to know and me to find out. Probably painfully, right?
Me too. ._.

Ohooh yeah boy!
Then shut up..!

Oh dear...
NEVER.

You should buy some...lube...
Okay!

Uh...*moths fly out of wallet*
Indeed!

Borrow some!
Quite so.

Off who? Nobody I know has enough money or likes me enough to let me...
As you say!

 

[Baldry]

Although something that epic...can it be over used!?
I'm not sneezing! I am saying Voodoo ju ju, understand VOO-DOO-JU-JU!

I have no idea. Try it and see!
You have hayfever or something?

Oh I can't use your great invention, anyway I already have a image you made for me!
Uhm no, anyway it's not even Summer... any-more. I am saying Voo. doo. ju. ju.

The other half is dealing with the bear?
Ohhh, I see.

Indeed you are correct, that was the first time I ever talked to you!
Ah good.

Oh yeah. Damn! I should have remembered that and put it in the roast...

WELL IT'S TO LATE NOW ISN'T IT! At least you put my music in!

Yup. Mack completely forgot, and he didn't put the link in either. Silly.

Yes. Blame Makc'! Damn that rascal and you've changed your image...*enters bubble*

I will! And yes, you may have seen it before. ANUBIS HAS RETURNED. I missed him so much...

Good boy. And why...why is he back, I liked you fox?!

It is October silly.

So? Foxes don't hibernate!

Yes, but Anubis kinda devoured it's soul. It doesn't look too good anymore.

Oh well...i'll miss your fox and so will everyone else.

I shall revive it once His thirst is slaked, and he returns to the Underworld.

Excellent. I can't wait for his return...

You will be waiting 30 and a bit days then.

Is it because it's October Anubis is here?

Yup.
He Who Is Upon His Mountain has awoken from his slumber to resume his post as the gatekeeper of Duat, weighing the souls of the damned who oppose me! The unintelligent, the unfaithful, and the untruthful shall be cast into the deepest depths of Neter-kerthet, never to disgrace Aaru with the blemish of their presence ever again, and be left to the mercy of the Devourer...

Sounds like fun...Or does it!

Which bit? The weighing, casting into Neter-kethet, or Devouring?

All of thee above!

Well, no, none are even a tiny bit fun. Apart from the devouring, if you're into that kinda thing...

What!? They're not, but you should relish in the suffering...and mack's into devouring!

But suffering hurts D:
And I suppose Mack would love it...

There is a small threshold between pain...and pleasure.
Yeaaaah, sick funk.

Not in my opinion. Pain hurts like fuck, and pleasure doesn't.
I've given up trying to make sense of him...

Depends really, for example Anal.
Dirty fuck, he's not even english!

Surely that would be pleasure and pain, with maybe a bit more pleasure, so it kinda makes sense...
*gasp* E GADS! You're right! Which means he is a horrible excuse for a human and must be killed. Or something. Man, I'm terrible at racism :/

I guess...but there's only one way to be sure! TO THE ANALMOBILE!
Well you should jump right on that killing!

D: I've already been raped enough on the internet!
Actually that's not a bad idea...then I get Leesh's stomach all to myself!

Their is never to much rape ma boy!
I won't ask.

Aaaah! I need somebody to hide behind D:
Yeah, probably best you don't. Even though I'm sure you're dying to know

And leave your rear exposed?
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

Gah! I hadn't thought of that!
Suuuure.

Ahah!
Uhm yeah, don't even know who or what they are

*runs for the hills*
Magnificent!

Bye bye! * menacing laughter*
Indeed!

Wait a tic...this better not be a trap...
Yes!

Uhm how would I go about doing that?
I forgot what are we yesing and indeeding too?

That's for you to know and me to find out. Probably painfully, right?
Me too. ._.

Ohooh yeah boy!
Then shut up..!

Oh dear...
NEVER.

You should buy some...lube...
Okay!

Uh...*moths fly out of wallet*
Indeed!

Borrow some!
Quite so.

Off who? Nobody I know has enough money or likes me enough to let me...
As you say!

Well it looks like things might get rough.
Yeah.

 

[Jedamethis]

Although something that epic...can it be over used!?
I'm not sneezing! I am saying Voodoo ju ju, understand VOO-DOO-JU-JU!

I have no idea. Try it and see!
You have hayfever or something?

Oh I can't use your great invention, anyway I already have a image you made for me!
Uhm no, anyway it's not even Summer... any-more. I am saying Voo. doo. ju. ju.

The other half is dealing with the bear?
Ohhh, I see.

Indeed you are correct, that was the first time I ever talked to you!
Ah good.

Oh yeah. Damn! I should have remembered that and put it in the roast...

WELL IT'S TO LATE NOW ISN'T IT! At least you put my music in!

Yup. Mack completely forgot, and he didn't put the link in either. Silly.

Yes. Blame Makc'! Damn that rascal and you've changed your image...*enters bubble*

I will! And yes, you may have seen it before. ANUBIS HAS RETURNED. I missed him so much...

Good boy. And why...why is he back, I liked you fox?!

It is October silly.

So? Foxes don't hibernate!

Yes, but Anubis kinda devoured it's soul. It doesn't look too good anymore.

Oh well...i'll miss your fox and so will everyone else.

I shall revive it once His thirst is slaked, and he returns to the Underworld.

Excellent. I can't wait for his return...

You will be waiting 30 and a bit days then.

Is it because it's October Anubis is here?

Yup.
He Who Is Upon His Mountain has awoken from his slumber to resume his post as the gatekeeper of Duat, weighing the souls of the damned who oppose me! The unintelligent, the unfaithful, and the untruthful shall be cast into the deepest depths of Neter-kerthet, never to disgrace Aaru with the blemish of their presence ever again, and be left to the mercy of the Devourer...

Sounds like fun...Or does it!

Which bit? The weighing, casting into Neter-kethet, or Devouring?

All of thee above!

Well, no, none are even a tiny bit fun. Apart from the devouring, if you're into that kinda thing...

What!? They're not, but you should relish in the suffering...and mack's into devouring!

But suffering hurts D:
And I suppose Mack would love it...

There is a small threshold between pain...and pleasure.
Yeaaaah, sick funk.

Not in my opinion. Pain hurts like fuck, and pleasure doesn't.
I've given up trying to make sense of him...

Depends really, for example Anal.
Dirty fuck, he's not even english!

Surely that would be pleasure and pain, with maybe a bit more pleasure, so it kinda makes sense...
*gasp* E GADS! You're right! Which means he is a horrible excuse for a human and must be killed. Or something. Man, I'm terrible at racism :/

I guess...but there's only one way to be sure! TO THE ANALMOBILE!
Well you should jump right on that killing!

D: I've already been raped enough on the internet!
Actually that's not a bad idea...then I get Leesh's stomach all to myself!

Their is never to much rape ma boy!
I won't ask.

Aaaah! I need somebody to hide behind D:
Yeah, probably best you don't. Even though I'm sure you're dying to know

And leave your rear exposed?
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

Gah! I hadn't thought of that!
Suuuure.

Ahah!
Uhm yeah, don't even know who or what they are

*runs for the hills*
Magnificent!

Bye bye! * menacing laughter*
Indeed!

Wait a tic...this better not be a trap...
Yes!

Uhm how would I go about doing that?
I forgot what are we yesing and indeeding too?

That's for you to know and me to find out. Probably painfully, right?
Me too. ._.

Ohooh yeah boy!
Then shut up..!

Oh dear...
NEVER.

You should buy some...lube...
Okay!

Uh...*moths fly out of wallet*
Indeed!

Borrow some!
Quite so.

Off who? Nobody I know has enough money or likes me enough to let me...
As you say!

Well it looks like things might get rough.
Yeah.

How so?
Uh huh.

 

[Baldry]

Although something that epic...can it be over used!?
I'm not sneezing! I am saying Voodoo ju ju, understand VOO-DOO-JU-JU!

I have no idea. Try it and see!
You have hayfever or something?

Oh I can't use your great invention, anyway I already have a image you made for me!
Uhm no, anyway it's not even Summer... any-more. I am saying Voo. doo. ju. ju.

The other half is dealing with the bear?
Ohhh, I see.

Indeed you are correct, that was the first time I ever talked to you!
Ah good.

Oh yeah. Damn! I should have remembered that and put it in the roast...

WELL IT'S TO LATE NOW ISN'T IT! At least you put my music in!

Yup. Mack completely forgot, and he didn't put the link in either. Silly.

Yes. Blame Makc'! Damn that rascal and you've changed your image...*enters bubble*

I will! And yes, you may have seen it before. ANUBIS HAS RETURNED. I missed him so much...

Good boy. And why...why is he back, I liked you fox?!

It is October silly.

So? Foxes don't hibernate!

Yes, but Anubis kinda devoured it's soul. It doesn't look too good anymore.

Oh well...i'll miss your fox and so will everyone else.

I shall revive it once His thirst is slaked, and he returns to the Underworld.

Excellent. I can't wait for his return...

You will be waiting 30 and a bit days then.

Is it because it's October Anubis is here?

Yup.
He Who Is Upon His Mountain has awoken from his slumber to resume his post as the gatekeeper of Duat, weighing the souls of the damned who oppose me! The unintelligent, the unfaithful, and the untruthful shall be cast into the deepest depths of Neter-kerthet, never to disgrace Aaru with the blemish of their presence ever again, and be left to the mercy of the Devourer...

Sounds like fun...Or does it!

Which bit? The weighing, casting into Neter-kethet, or Devouring?

All of thee above!

Well, no, none are even a tiny bit fun. Apart from the devouring, if you're into that kinda thing...

What!? They're not, but you should relish in the suffering...and mack's into devouring!

But suffering hurts D:
And I suppose Mack would love it...

There is a small threshold between pain...and pleasure.
Yeaaaah, sick funk.

Not in my opinion. Pain hurts like fuck, and pleasure doesn't.
I've given up trying to make sense of him...

Depends really, for example Anal.
Dirty fuck, he's not even english!

Surely that would be pleasure and pain, with maybe a bit more pleasure, so it kinda makes sense...
*gasp* E GADS! You're right! Which means he is a horrible excuse for a human and must be killed. Or something. Man, I'm terrible at racism :/

I guess...but there's only one way to be sure! TO THE ANALMOBILE!
Well you should jump right on that killing!

D: I've already been raped enough on the internet!
Actually that's not a bad idea...then I get Leesh's stomach all to myself!

Their is never to much rape ma boy!
I won't ask.

Aaaah! I need somebody to hide behind D:
Yeah, probably best you don't. Even though I'm sure you're dying to know

And leave your rear exposed?
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

Gah! I hadn't thought of that!
Suuuure.

Ahah!
Uhm yeah, don't even know who or what they are

*runs for the hills*
Magnificent!

Bye bye! * menacing laughter*
Indeed!

Wait a tic...this better not be a trap...
Yes!

Uhm how would I go about doing that?
I forgot what are we yesing and indeeding too?

That's for you to know and me to find out. Probably painfully, right?
Me too. ._.

Ohooh yeah boy!
Then shut up..!

Oh dear...
NEVER.

You should buy some...lube...
Okay!

Uh...*moths fly out of wallet*
Indeed!

Borrow some!
Quite so.

Off who? Nobody I know has enough money or likes me enough to let me...
As you say!

Well it looks like things might get rough.
Yeah.

How so?
Uh huh.

Uhm...anal...rough...hard...
aye

 

[Jedamethis]

Although something that epic...can it be over used!?
I'm not sneezing! I am saying Voodoo ju ju, understand VOO-DOO-JU-JU!

I have no idea. Try it and see!
You have hayfever or something?

Oh I can't use your great invention, anyway I already have a image you made for me!
Uhm no, anyway it's not even Summer... any-more. I am saying Voo. doo. ju. ju.

The other half is dealing with the bear?
Ohhh, I see.

Indeed you are correct, that was the first time I ever talked to you!
Ah good.

Oh yeah. Damn! I should have remembered that and put it in the roast...

WELL IT'S TO LATE NOW ISN'T IT! At least you put my music in!

Yup. Mack completely forgot, and he didn't put the link in either. Silly.

Yes. Blame Makc'! Damn that rascal and you've changed your image...*enters bubble*

I will! And yes, you may have seen it before. ANUBIS HAS RETURNED. I missed him so much...

Good boy. And why...why is he back, I liked you fox?!

It is October silly.

So? Foxes don't hibernate!

Yes, but Anubis kinda devoured it's soul. It doesn't look too good anymore.

Oh well...i'll miss your fox and so will everyone else.

I shall revive it once His thirst is slaked, and he returns to the Underworld.

Excellent. I can't wait for his return...

You will be waiting 30 and a bit days then.

Is it because it's October Anubis is here?

Yup.
He Who Is Upon His Mountain has awoken from his slumber to resume his post as the gatekeeper of Duat, weighing the souls of the damned who oppose me! The unintelligent, the unfaithful, and the untruthful shall be cast into the deepest depths of Neter-kerthet, never to disgrace Aaru with the blemish of their presence ever again, and be left to the mercy of the Devourer...

Sounds like fun...Or does it!

Which bit? The weighing, casting into Neter-kethet, or Devouring?

All of thee above!

Well, no, none are even a tiny bit fun. Apart from the devouring, if you're into that kinda thing...

What!? They're not, but you should relish in the suffering...and mack's into devouring!

But suffering hurts D:
And I suppose Mack would love it...

There is a small threshold between pain...and pleasure.
Yeaaaah, sick funk.

Not in my opinion. Pain hurts like fuck, and pleasure doesn't.
I've given up trying to make sense of him...

Depends really, for example Anal.
Dirty fuck, he's not even english!

Surely that would be pleasure and pain, with maybe a bit more pleasure, so it kinda makes sense...
*gasp* E GADS! You're right! Which means he is a horrible excuse for a human and must be killed. Or something. Man, I'm terrible at racism :/

I guess...but there's only one way to be sure! TO THE ANALMOBILE!
Well you should jump right on that killing!

D: I've already been raped enough on the internet!
Actually that's not a bad idea...then I get Leesh's stomach all to myself!

Their is never to much rape ma boy!
I won't ask.

Aaaah! I need somebody to hide behind D:
Yeah, probably best you don't. Even though I'm sure you're dying to know

And leave your rear exposed?
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

Gah! I hadn't thought of that!
Suuuure.

Ahah!
Uhm yeah, don't even know who or what they are

*runs for the hills*
Magnificent!

Bye bye! * menacing laughter*
Indeed!

Wait a tic...this better not be a trap...
Yes!

Uhm how would I go about doing that?
I forgot what are we yesing and indeeding too?

That's for you to know and me to find out. Probably painfully, right?
Me too. ._.

Ohooh yeah boy!
Then shut up..!

Oh dear...
NEVER.

You should buy some...lube...
Okay!

Uh...*moths fly out of wallet*
Indeed!

Borrow some!
Quite so.

Off who? Nobody I know has enough money or likes me enough to let me...
As you say!

Well it looks like things might get rough.
Yeah.

How so?
Uh huh.

Uhm...anal...rough...hard...
aye

Aww...
Hai.

 

[Baldry]

Although something that epic...can it be over used!?
I'm not sneezing! I am saying Voodoo ju ju, understand VOO-DOO-JU-JU!

I have no idea. Try it and see!
You have hayfever or something?

Oh I can't use your great invention, anyway I already have a image you made for me!
Uhm no, anyway it's not even Summer... any-more. I am saying Voo. doo. ju. ju.

The other half is dealing with the bear?
Ohhh, I see.

Indeed you are correct, that was the first time I ever talked to you!
Ah good.

Oh yeah. Damn! I should have remembered that and put it in the roast...

WELL IT'S TO LATE NOW ISN'T IT! At least you put my music in!

Yup. Mack completely forgot, and he didn't put the link in either. Silly.

Yes. Blame Makc'! Damn that rascal and you've changed your image...*enters bubble*

I will! And yes, you may have seen it before. ANUBIS HAS RETURNED. I missed him so much...

Good boy. And why...why is he back, I liked you fox?!

It is October silly.

So? Foxes don't hibernate!

Yes, but Anubis kinda devoured it's soul. It doesn't look too good anymore.

Oh well...i'll miss your fox and so will everyone else.

I shall revive it once His thirst is slaked, and he returns to the Underworld.

Excellent. I can't wait for his return...

You will be waiting 30 and a bit days then.

Is it because it's October Anubis is here?

Yup.
He Who Is Upon His Mountain has awoken from his slumber to resume his post as the gatekeeper of Duat, weighing the souls of the damned who oppose me! The unintelligent, the unfaithful, and the untruthful shall be cast into the deepest depths of Neter-kerthet, never to disgrace Aaru with the blemish of their presence ever again, and be left to the mercy of the Devourer...

Sounds like fun...Or does it!

Which bit? The weighing, casting into Neter-kethet, or Devouring?

All of thee above!

Well, no, none are even a tiny bit fun. Apart from the devouring, if you're into that kinda thing...

What!? They're not, but you should relish in the suffering...and mack's into devouring!

But suffering hurts D:
And I suppose Mack would love it...

There is a small threshold between pain...and pleasure.
Yeaaaah, sick funk.

Not in my opinion. Pain hurts like fuck, and pleasure doesn't.
I've given up trying to make sense of him...

Depends really, for example Anal.
Dirty fuck, he's not even english!

Surely that would be pleasure and pain, with maybe a bit more pleasure, so it kinda makes sense...
*gasp* E GADS! You're right! Which means he is a horrible excuse for a human and must be killed. Or something. Man, I'm terrible at racism :/

I guess...but there's only one way to be sure! TO THE ANALMOBILE!
Well you should jump right on that killing!

D: I've already been raped enough on the internet!
Actually that's not a bad idea...then I get Leesh's stomach all to myself!

Their is never to much rape ma boy!
I won't ask.

Aaaah! I need somebody to hide behind D:
Yeah, probably best you don't. Even though I'm sure you're dying to know

And leave your rear exposed?
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

Gah! I hadn't thought of that!
Suuuure.

Ahah!
Uhm yeah, don't even know who or what they are

*runs for the hills*
Magnificent!

Bye bye! * menacing laughter*
Indeed!

Wait a tic...this better not be a trap...
Yes!

Uhm how would I go about doing that?
I forgot what are we yesing and indeeding too?

That's for you to know and me to find out. Probably painfully, right?
Me too. ._.

Ohooh yeah boy!
Then shut up..!

Oh dear...
NEVER.

You should buy some...lube...
Okay!

Uh...*moths fly out of wallet*
Indeed!

Borrow some!
Quite so.

Off who? Nobody I know has enough money or likes me enough to let me...
As you say!

Well it looks like things might get rough.
Yeah.

How so?
Uh huh.

Uhm...anal...rough...hard...
aye

Aww...
Hai.

Ohhh yeaaah!
Okay!

 

[Jedamethis]

Although something that epic...can it be over used!?
I'm not sneezing! I am saying Voodoo ju ju, understand VOO-DOO-JU-JU!

I have no idea. Try it and see!
You have hayfever or something?

Oh I can't use your great invention, anyway I already have a image you made for me!
Uhm no, anyway it's not even Summer... any-more. I am saying Voo. doo. ju. ju.

The other half is dealing with the bear?
Ohhh, I see.

Indeed you are correct, that was the first time I ever talked to you!
Ah good.

Oh yeah. Damn! I should have remembered that and put it in the roast...

WELL IT'S TO LATE NOW ISN'T IT! At least you put my music in!

Yup. Mack completely forgot, and he didn't put the link in either. Silly.

Yes. Blame Makc'! Damn that rascal and you've changed your image...*enters bubble*

I will! And yes, you may have seen it before. ANUBIS HAS RETURNED. I missed him so much...

Good boy. And why...why is he back, I liked you fox?!

It is October silly.

So? Foxes don't hibernate!

Yes, but Anubis kinda devoured it's soul. It doesn't look too good anymore.

Oh well...i'll miss your fox and so will everyone else.

I shall revive it once His thirst is slaked, and he returns to the Underworld.

Excellent. I can't wait for his return...

You will be waiting 30 and a bit days then.

Is it because it's October Anubis is here?

Yup.
He Who Is Upon His Mountain has awoken from his slumber to resume his post as the gatekeeper of Duat, weighing the souls of the damned who oppose me! The unintelligent, the unfaithful, and the untruthful shall be cast into the deepest depths of Neter-kerthet, never to disgrace Aaru with the blemish of their presence ever again, and be left to the mercy of the Devourer...

Sounds like fun...Or does it!

Which bit? The weighing, casting into Neter-kethet, or Devouring?

All of thee above!

Well, no, none are even a tiny bit fun. Apart from the devouring, if you're into that kinda thing...

What!? They're not, but you should relish in the suffering...and mack's into devouring!

But suffering hurts D:
And I suppose Mack would love it...

There is a small threshold between pain...and pleasure.
Yeaaaah, sick funk.

Not in my opinion. Pain hurts like fuck, and pleasure doesn't.
I've given up trying to make sense of him...

Depends really, for example Anal.
Dirty fuck, he's not even english!

Surely that would be pleasure and pain, with maybe a bit more pleasure, so it kinda makes sense...
*gasp* E GADS! You're right! Which means he is a horrible excuse for a human and must be killed. Or something. Man, I'm terrible at racism :/

I guess...but there's only one way to be sure! TO THE ANALMOBILE!
Well you should jump right on that killing!

D: I've already been raped enough on the internet!
Actually that's not a bad idea...then I get Leesh's stomach all to myself!

Their is never to much rape ma boy!
I won't ask.

Aaaah! I need somebody to hide behind D:
Yeah, probably best you don't. Even though I'm sure you're dying to know

And leave your rear exposed?
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

Gah! I hadn't thought of that!
Suuuure.

Ahah!
Uhm yeah, don't even know who or what they are

*runs for the hills*
Magnificent!

Bye bye! * menacing laughter*
Indeed!

Wait a tic...this better not be a trap...
Yes!

Uhm how would I go about doing that?
I forgot what are we yesing and indeeding too?

That's for you to know and me to find out. Probably painfully, right?
Me too. ._.

Ohooh yeah boy!
Then shut up..!

Oh dear...
NEVER.

You should buy some...lube...
Okay!

Uh...*moths fly out of wallet*
Indeed!

Borrow some!
Quite so.

Off who? Nobody I know has enough money or likes me enough to let me...
As you say!

Well it looks like things might get rough.
Yeah.

How so?
Uh huh.

Uhm...anal...rough...hard...
aye

Aww...
Hai.

Ohhh yeaaah!
Okay!

Ohhh nooooo! D:
Si Senor!

 

[Baldry]

Although something that epic...can it be over used!?
I'm not sneezing! I am saying Voodoo ju ju, understand VOO-DOO-JU-JU!

I have no idea. Try it and see!
You have hayfever or something?

Oh I can't use your great invention, anyway I already have a image you made for me!
Uhm no, anyway it's not even Summer... any-more. I am saying Voo. doo. ju. ju.

The other half is dealing with the bear?
Ohhh, I see.

Indeed you are correct, that was the first time I ever talked to you!
Ah good.

Oh yeah. Damn! I should have remembered that and put it in the roast...

WELL IT'S TO LATE NOW ISN'T IT! At least you put my music in!

Yup. Mack completely forgot, and he didn't put the link in either. Silly.

Yes. Blame Makc'! Damn that rascal and you've changed your image...*enters bubble*

I will! And yes, you may have seen it before. ANUBIS HAS RETURNED. I missed him so much...

Good boy. And why...why is he back, I liked you fox?!

It is October silly.

So? Foxes don't hibernate!

Yes, but Anubis kinda devoured it's soul. It doesn't look too good anymore.

Oh well...i'll miss your fox and so will everyone else.

I shall revive it once His thirst is slaked, and he returns to the Underworld.

Excellent. I can't wait for his return...

You will be waiting 30 and a bit days then.

Is it because it's October Anubis is here?

Yup.
He Who Is Upon His Mountain has awoken from his slumber to resume his post as the gatekeeper of Duat, weighing the souls of the damned who oppose me! The unintelligent, the unfaithful, and the untruthful shall be cast into the deepest depths of Neter-kerthet, never to disgrace Aaru with the blemish of their presence ever again, and be left to the mercy of the Devourer...

Sounds like fun...Or does it!

Which bit? The weighing, casting into Neter-kethet, or Devouring?

All of thee above!

Well, no, none are even a tiny bit fun. Apart from the devouring, if you're into that kinda thing...

What!? They're not, but you should relish in the suffering...and mack's into devouring!

But suffering hurts D:
And I suppose Mack would love it...

There is a small threshold between pain...and pleasure.
Yeaaaah, sick funk.

Not in my opinion. Pain hurts like fuck, and pleasure doesn't.
I've given up trying to make sense of him...

Depends really, for example Anal.
Dirty fuck, he's not even english!

Surely that would be pleasure and pain, with maybe a bit more pleasure, so it kinda makes sense...
*gasp* E GADS! You're right! Which means he is a horrible excuse for a human and must be killed. Or something. Man, I'm terrible at racism :/

I guess...but there's only one way to be sure! TO THE ANALMOBILE!
Well you should jump right on that killing!

D: I've already been raped enough on the internet!
Actually that's not a bad idea...then I get Leesh's stomach all to myself!

Their is never to much rape ma boy!
I won't ask.

Aaaah! I need somebody to hide behind D:
Yeah, probably best you don't. Even though I'm sure you're dying to know

And leave your rear exposed?
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

Gah! I hadn't thought of that!
Suuuure.

Ahah!
Uhm yeah, don't even know who or what they are

*runs for the hills*
Magnificent!

Bye bye! * menacing laughter*
Indeed!

Wait a tic...this better not be a trap...
Yes!

Uhm how would I go about doing that?
I forgot what are we yesing and indeeding too?

That's for you to know and me to find out. Probably painfully, right?
Me too. ._.

Ohooh yeah boy!
Then shut up..!

Oh dear...
NEVER.

You should buy some...lube...
Okay!

Uh...*moths fly out of wallet*
Indeed!

Borrow some!
Quite so.

Off who? Nobody I know has enough money or likes me enough to let me...
As you say!

Well it looks like things might get rough.
Yeah.

How so?
Uh huh.

Uhm...anal...rough...hard...
aye

Aww...
Hai.

Ohhh yeaaah!
Okay!

Ohhh nooooo! D:
Si Senor!

Heheheh...i'll get Mack' on you right away!
Oui oui!

 

[Jedamethis]

Although something that epic...can it be over used!?
I'm not sneezing! I am saying Voodoo ju ju, understand VOO-DOO-JU-JU!

I have no idea. Try it and see!
You have hayfever or something?

Oh I can't use your great invention, anyway I already have a image you made for me!
Uhm no, anyway it's not even Summer... any-more. I am saying Voo. doo. ju. ju.

The other half is dealing with the bear?
Ohhh, I see.

Indeed you are correct, that was the first time I ever talked to you!
Ah good.

Oh yeah. Damn! I should have remembered that and put it in the roast...

WELL IT'S TO LATE NOW ISN'T IT! At least you put my music in!

Yup. Mack completely forgot, and he didn't put the link in either. Silly.

Yes. Blame Makc'! Damn that rascal and you've changed your image...*enters bubble*

I will! And yes, you may have seen it before. ANUBIS HAS RETURNED. I missed him so much...

Good boy. And why...why is he back, I liked you fox?!

It is October silly.

So? Foxes don't hibernate!

Yes, but Anubis kinda devoured it's soul. It doesn't look too good anymore.

Oh well...i'll miss your fox and so will everyone else.

I shall revive it once His thirst is slaked, and he returns to the Underworld.

Excellent. I can't wait for his return...

You will be waiting 30 and a bit days then.

Is it because it's October Anubis is here?

Yup.
He Who Is Upon His Mountain has awoken from his slumber to resume his post as the gatekeeper of Duat, weighing the souls of the damned who oppose me! The unintelligent, the unfaithful, and the untruthful shall be cast into the deepest depths of Neter-kerthet, never to disgrace Aaru with the blemish of their presence ever again, and be left to the mercy of the Devourer...

Sounds like fun...Or does it!

Which bit? The weighing, casting into Neter-kethet, or Devouring?

All of thee above!

Well, no, none are even a tiny bit fun. Apart from the devouring, if you're into that kinda thing...

What!? They're not, but you should relish in the suffering...and mack's into devouring!

But suffering hurts D:
And I suppose Mack would love it...

There is a small threshold between pain...and pleasure.
Yeaaaah, sick funk.

Not in my opinion. Pain hurts like fuck, and pleasure doesn't.
I've given up trying to make sense of him...

Depends really, for example Anal.
Dirty fuck, he's not even english!

Surely that would be pleasure and pain, with maybe a bit more pleasure, so it kinda makes sense...
*gasp* E GADS! You're right! Which means he is a horrible excuse for a human and must be killed. Or something. Man, I'm terrible at racism :/

I guess...but there's only one way to be sure! TO THE ANALMOBILE!
Well you should jump right on that killing!

D: I've already been raped enough on the internet!
Actually that's not a bad idea...then I get Leesh's stomach all to myself!

Their is never to much rape ma boy!
I won't ask.

Aaaah! I need somebody to hide behind D:
Yeah, probably best you don't. Even though I'm sure you're dying to know

And leave your rear exposed?
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

Gah! I hadn't thought of that!
Suuuure.

Ahah!
Uhm yeah, don't even know who or what they are

*runs for the hills*
Magnificent!

Bye bye! * menacing laughter*
Indeed!

Wait a tic...this better not be a trap...
Yes!

Uhm how would I go about doing that?
I forgot what are we yesing and indeeding too?

That's for you to know and me to find out. Probably painfully, right?
Me too. ._.

Ohooh yeah boy!
Then shut up..!

Oh dear...
NEVER.

You should buy some...lube...
Okay!

Uh...*moths fly out of wallet*
Indeed!

Borrow some!
Quite so.

Off who? Nobody I know has enough money or likes me enough to let me...
As you say!

Well it looks like things might get rough.
Yeah.

How so?
Uh huh.

Uhm...anal...rough...hard...
aye

Aww...
Hai.

Ohhh yeaaah!
Okay!

Ohhh nooooo! D:
Si Senor!

Heheheh...i'll get Mack' on you right away!
Oui oui!

What?!
Grrr...French.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Demon Name: Oysgher, Demon of the Hard Jubile Candy AKA Lord of the Sweet Confectionary Temptation.
Demon Power: Oysgher appears to those attempting to mainatin a healthy diet and plants a seed of desire within the intended victim's mind. The Desire? The delicious, sweet taste of Hard Jubile Candy. Those who find themselves the victim of this demon have a hard time indeed, for the longer they resist the desire, the more soothing and insidious does the Demon's become. Once the victim has eaten the candy, Oysgher celebrates by wiping their minds of inhibiton.
Nemesis: Iohd, Host of the Healthy Temple and Soul.
Influences: Duh. I can't just stop at ONE Hard Jubile Candy (I like to call them JubJubs). Nor can I resist them for long.