Transformers 3 Good for America Says Bay

[VanityGirl]

All right...it's official. I now hate Michael Bay more than Uwe Boll.

That's a strong hate.


OT: Transformers 3 is sure to blow ass. Hate to put it that way, but it's going to stink. The second one blew me away with how stupid it was and how up the ass it was of the military and humans and how NOT put the ass it was of the Transformers themselves.

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

Why even call it Transformers when it is obvious he has such a hard-on for the US military? It should be called; US Army Defeats Giant Robots 3: USA USA USA. Nevermind the fact that a single Transformer has the capability to destroy all life on the planet single handedly with relative ease.

Take out his un-natural obsesion with pleasing the military, US flags and the explosions and all you have is really bad acting and no sense of directroial abilities.

Maybe he is being paid by the military to make them look good for recruitment.

 

[lleihsad]

The internet is fueled by rage and a sense of superiority.
Michael Bay fills internet people with rage, and gives us something to feel superior to.
Therefore, Michael Bay is good for the internet.

 

[Comma-Kazie]

That fact that he feels he has to say that by way of promotion tells me how desperate he really is for attention.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Spoiler: You know what Bay?

 

[historybuff]

*eye roll*

Yes, Bay, good for you and your racism and your shitty plots. Shut up.

I hate that guy. Don't presume to speak for the rest of us! Transformers was shit!

 

[BatOtaku13]

IN AMERICA!!!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

I'm sorry, I read that as "Oh shit, I need to make another money vehicle.... uhh... uhh.... for AMERICA??"

It must be quite patriotic to help the economy by personally pocketing millions of dollars for movies you technically only filmed about 20% of, and then made the studio take care of the rest. All of us Americans should live by this example, no?

Bay reminds me of this asshole [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Transmetropolitan_characters#Presidents] so much:

Gary Callahan a.k.a. "The Smiler" - Once found masturbating with the American flag, because it "helps [him] relax!"

Transmetropolitan is so awesome.

OT: Honestly, what is there to say? As we suspected, Bay's making another crappy Transformers movie, and it's going to be terrible. Not really anything anyone can do to stop it. But hey, look on the bright side- it'll make great snark bait.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/]


Why are you angry at us god!

 

[The Cake Is Annoying]

Ignore the films of Michael Bay and perhaps then they will go away.

Ignore the jackasses who who can't comprehend that the reason Bay keeps making films is that their are actually people who enjoy his films and perhaps they will go away.

Seriously people, if you hate his films then that's all fine and dandy but stop behaving like a bunch of self centered dicks who demonize others for no other reason that they have a different taste in movies then you.

I find it extremely sad that people are hurling all sort of very mean insults and the man just for the hell of it even though his film isn't even out yet. If you don't want to watch his film then just don't watch it, but stop hurling insults at people who do. You don't want the level of maturity on the escapist to sink all the way down to a Youtube level do you?

Nowhere in my comment do I take a swipe at Michael Bay or his films.

Read it again.

You see where you wrote "If you don't want to watch his film then just don't watch it..."? You see where I wrote "Ignore the films of Michael Bay and perhaps then they will go away." (ie. My whole comment?)

You agreed with the one and only point I made but still lumped me in with jackasses. Next time you warn someone about YouTube levels of fail, che-chigity-check yourself before you wreck yourself.

 

[ragn4rok]

i hope Gaia destroys the world before this can happen...one terrible transformers movie is enough...cept we have two...his movies are bad and he should feel bad...or just hang himself

 

[duchaked]

I loved the first movie, and the second one I was getting until for the first 15-20 (maybe 30, idk I didn't go back to watch it again) before I realized everything was falling apart (aha, booom)

like normally I'm the guy who forgives some problems and tries hard to love the movie (or game, maybe)
but Revenge of the Fallen was bitterly disappointing =[ (kinda like Jumper was, I expected more)

but oh well...the story got screwed so badly in 2, idk what I'll think about 3 (my friend will probably buy the DVD)

wanna support America? uh...well...there's always that Call of Duty movie maybe

 

[Srs Giraffe]

i rather be unemployed, than help Bay make another transformes movie

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Is everyone on the escapist so heartless? Now its interesting he's doing it for "America" but he's giving 3000 people jobs? Whats so bad about this? Don't like the movies? Don't watch them! Don't like Micheal Bay? State your opinion and leave! (Some people do this, other people post in every damn thread or threads loosely related to Transformers about how he's such a terrible director)


It really isn't that hard.

 

[TraumaHound]

T3.. well im not watching that unless whats her name shows some T&A....and i mean some full blown nudity on her part.. then Ill consider watching it..

You mean ARCEE? Yeah, that'd be pretty hot!

Spoiler: ARCEE showing a lot of her undercarriage.

As for BAYSPLOSIONS, so blowing things up is his "thing". Can't say that's necessariy a bad "trademark" to be tagged with.

Spoiler: Michael Bay Presents: EXPLOSIONS!

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/michael-bay-presents-explosions.html
*I couldn't find any proper video of it to embed.*

 

[Jared]

I wish Bay would stop exploiting the 13 year olds of the world

Unfortunatly...dosnt look like it will end any time soon...

 

[pearcinator]

I would watch TF3...but since Bay is back on board to direct it I wont be watching it. Michael Bay, you are probably the worst director Ive ever seen. Fuck you Micahel Bay.

 

[Chaos Marine]

I wish Bay would stop exploiting the 13 year olds of the world

Yes, it is truly a shame that a director that I actually consider pretty good is doing this crap.
Wait, did I say good? Oh damn. Don't hit me guys, I can explain.

Except he's not good and the only people who like his movies tend to be slack jawed retards who say 'Bro' a lot and couldn't wear their hats straight to save their life or they're too young to know good from bad.

 

[JusticarPhaeton]

So there you have it, Transformers 3 in 2011, directed by Michael Bay. The big question in my mind however, is how he's going to top the racially insensitive characters, robot genitalia jokes, and seeming endless shots of military hardware of Revenge of the Fallen.

Have they openly insulted homosexuals yet? Maybe include a robot on robot love tryst?

Personally I'm waiting for him to just say 'Fuck it' and throw Unicron in there.

Actually, i think Bay said the third movie would focus on Unicron and Transformers mythology. Because the only way you can make bayformersplosions even bigger is to have a planet bayformersplosion...