Truth or Dare?

[Chfanfiction]

I've never really trolled but I bet it's fun to do on forums with lots of idiots and like 2 mods.

Truth: Was there a moment in your life you wish you could do over? What was that moment and what would you change?
Dare: If you have a roommate, relative, or anyone you live with, wait until he/she gets out of the house, then when they come back take out some marshmallow fluff/a hot dog and moan loud enough they can hear you from the front room without seeing you. When they come in, pretend to zip up your fly and ask if they want any fluff/a hot dog. Post the results.

 

[Evilbunny]

Truth: Yes. When I was a freshman I was sitting on the couch with this girl and I tried to do that thing where you pretend to yawn and stretch so you can put your arm around her. Only I messed up and accidentally elbowed her in the eye. I would like a second try at this. I'm pretty sure I'll do it right this time.

Truth: Do you believe that china's Olympic gymnasts are really 16?
Dare: Strike up a conversation with somebody then do the worm. For example, go up to a random person on the street and ask them what time it is, then start doing the worm. Post results here.

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

Truth: No.

Truth: Have you ever wanted to do the deed with one of your friends relatives.
Dare: Call up your friend and say "I just had the weirdest phone call, it said "You will die in seven days" What is that supposed to mean?" (Post Results here)

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

Truth: My best friend WANTED me to fuck his sister,and I almost did, and we agreed that our mutual friend had the Hot Mom

Are you serious!?

Truth: Yes my ex girlfriend, she snored loudly enough to actually make me leave during the night. After three straight days of no sleep I broke up with her.

Truth: Have you ever accidentally stepped on a pet?
Dare: Walk out to a busy street and where a trench coat (post results here)

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Truth: Too many times to count

Truth: Have you ever wanted to strangle a close friend?
Dare: Take a piece of bread and go into a busy area, then throw it, discus style.

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

Truth: Yes.

Truth: What is the most fucked up dream you can remember?
Dare: Ride in your car naked for ten minutes driving around your neighborhood. (Post results here)

 

[Ultrajoe]

Truth: None, sexual experiences cant be embarrassing. If they are your doing it wrong.

Truth: what is your deepest secret that you would never tell the internet.
Dare: Vote Purple Rain.

Oho, the choices!

 

[revolverwolf]

Awww...ULTRAJOE...that's cheating.

Dare: I'll vote Purple Rain...to be kicked off of the planet. Mwahahahahaha!

Truth: Have you ever started a flame war with someone?
Dare: Start a flame war with a mod.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Truth: Started, no. Been involved, yes.

Truth: Have you ever had a homosexual experience?
Dare: Get a friend and stand either side of a road, as a car goes past both of you pretend to pull a rope (post results obviously)

 

[revolverwolf]

Dare: They stared at me, as though I'd poisoned a Mars Bar, despite the fact the wrapper was still fully on. And they didn't even take it.

Truth: Have you ever laughed at something that you really shouldn't have?
Dare: Think something sexual about your neighbour. Then tell them about it. Post their response.

 

[Xhumed]

Truth: yes, my psychology teacher in 6th form


Truth: Have you ever set fire to anything in chemistry class?
Dare: Post a youtube video of yourself eating ice cream in just your pants and socks

 

[LilGherkin]

Truth:Yes, but we had to set the thing on fire.

Truth:Have you ever wanted to be a gimp at some point in your life?
Dare: Be a gimp for a day

 

[ninja chicken]

Truth: nope

Truth: Are you stupid?
Dare: be stupid.

 

[KenzS]

Truth: No.... try being creative next time.


Truth: If you had to kill anyone alive today... who would you kill?

Dare: Take your clothes off and go to the "What are you wearing?" forum (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.68765) and post it.

 

[Ski7z]

Truth: hmm i would have to say my asshole of a next door neighbor

Truth: have you ever been so lonely that you got a blow up doll and sat it next to you just so you have someone near you?

Dare: Get a blow up doll and take it for a bike ride

 

[revolverwolf]

Truth: No.

Truth: Have you ever bought something just for the sake of having it?

Dare: Go buy something and send it to me via post.

 

[RedRingRico]

Truth: I do it all the time by buying "Buy x games for £y" deals even when I'm already bogged down in a gaming backlog just because I see something I "might like".


Truth: Have you ever had a crush on a game character? (Go on, tell us which one )
Dare: Get a picture of your neighbour and put their head on Madonna's body. Stick the picture to their door. Report back to me posthaste when they find it.

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

Truth: No. (I am serious too)

Truth: Tell the most embarrassing about yourself.
Dare: Get a baseball and walk into a busy street, pretend to throw it at a person's car post results here.

 

[Dinnj]

Truth: When I was 2 I effectively, repeatedly pissed myself.

Truth: What are you most paranoid about?
Dare: Set Santa's beard on fire.

 

[TommyGun465]

truth: i think the school board wants me dead.

truth: did you ever kiss a girl?
dare: bash your head on the keyboards