Truth or False?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

False, I'm too smart for yo- Are those my kidneys? Fine, it was true.

The person below me eats junkfood too often.

 

[scorptatious]

...True, trying to cut down though.

The person below me can tell me what their favorite junk food is.

 

[Eumersian]

I am not a junk food!
I know what you meant.
True. Ring-dings.

The person below is icy cool.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Nah brah, I'm RED HOT!!

The person below me has eaten an apple in the last 25 hours. (Yes, 25.)

 

[scorptatious]

True.

The person below me has never drank a soda in their life.

 

[Link_to_Future]

False, I drink a lot of my carbonated goodness. ^_^

The person below me is an engineer!!

 

[SckizoBoy]

False, I'm a chemical entomologist.

The next person can explain what I do.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True. You wrote the ~ATH coding language!

The person below me is a "GOOD DOG, BEST FRIEND."

 

[SkyeNeko]

Erm, False.

The person below me likes cats.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Define "like." And "cats."

The person below me is late for a very important date.

 

[Link_to_Future]

True, since I seem to be missing when people reference me.

The person below me is a fan of Homestuck.

 

[Protocol95]

False. Never heard of it.

The person below me lives in North America.

 

[SckizoBoy]

False, I'm a limey.

The next person consumes a high quantity of citrus fruit.

 

[Link_to_Future]

True, I love my oranges. ^_^

The person below me believes that they can fly.

 

[SamElliot'sMustache]

True, just get me on a plane.

The person below wants a lollipop.

 

[latenightapplepie]

True, especially if it's cock-flavoured.

The person below me got that reference.

 

[scorptatious]

False.

The person below me is painting the roses red.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True. Not pink, not green, not aquamarine, we're I'm painting the roses red.

Off with my head?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

False, only until you've released a game that critics rave about and the community hates will that day come.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. Only by populating my sentences formed in a modern version of a Germanic dialect in circuitous and loquatious mannerisms will the veracity of my comedic intentions come forthwith and shower you all in a orgasmic torrent of indubitable mirth.

I just said "torrent" on the Escapist. Does that mean I'm gonna get banned?