Truth or False?

[Cap'n Ninja]

FALSE FALSE FALSE A THOUSAND TIMES FALSE!

The user below me joined in the past three months.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below has a higher post count than me, despite joining after.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

The user below joined in the last week.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False.

The user below me hasn't joined yet. 0_p
[sub]Someone make an alt to reply in the affirmative. PLEASE[/sub]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

TRUE. Also making alts are against the rules.

The person below me didn't know that.

 

[Eumersian]

Tralse. Splunge. Gigofactorum!

The person below thinks I'm making up words.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False, they just aren't in the boring dictionaries.

The user below me thinks I don't know the rules better than the back of my own hand?
[sub]I was considering filing a report the moment someone claimed to be another, but then thought it would be too easy to frame someone else.[/sub]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

I know you made up tralse, so yes. NO IDEA.

The person below me is a f___er.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

True if the blank is to be filled with "ilt"

The user below me is wondering how.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

INVIS POST.

The person below me plans to post on server glitches.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me doesn't play minecraft.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

The person below me runs on gas.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

For the most part, true, I've gotten out of the habit.

The user below me has many bad habits.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False, I have no idea what you're talking about. >.>

The person below me is hiding something.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

True.

The person below me doesn't know what I appear to be right now.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. Yer a Zapdos/Team Rocket cosplay.

The user below me dresses up as Jesse.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

False, I don't know who you're talking about.

The person below me is fresh out of bread.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below has a pen container on their desk.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

The person below me is a Goldeen in a Farfetch'd in a Pokeball in a Voltorb in a Pokeball.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Uh.. what? False!

The person below me ate too many crackers..