Truth or False?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

False, too lazy to google it.

The person below me is also too lazy.

 

[Eumersian]

True.

The person below learned Coulomb's Law from homestarrunner.com.

 

[Neonbob]

False.

The person below me likes cream filled donuts.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False, I don't like cream in general really.

The user below me has read at least three graphic novels.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Uhm...false.

The person below me has read at least three comic books.

 

[Nouw]

False *cries

The user below me enjoys homework.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

FALSE.

The person below me enjoys school.

 

[Eumersian]

True.

The person below hates school and wants to just sit at home and smoke pot.

 

[Nouw]

False.

The user below me has a post count that if converted to metres would be the size of their member.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True?

The person below me is made of cheese.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

If I answered true, I'd be worried.

The person below me IS the member...of an elusive and top-secret club in the Philippines.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False

The user below me doesn't mind school but would prefer it with more lasers.

 

[Eumersian]

True. Everything is better with more lazors.

The person below is overweight but prefers to call themselves a "food enthusiast".

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False. People say I'm "Malnourished" I just say my skin is too small for my bones.

The user below me has a slow metabolism.

 

[Eumersian]

False. But I still eat all the time. This is why fat people hate me.

The person below has a beastly top-hat.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False... ):

The person below me has a bowler hat.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

Spoiler: A hat not unlike this one

The person below is an organist.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me sells hats like that.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

False, I do not sell hats of any kind.

The person below me knows where I can get a good deal on a lightsaber.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False, though I do have some friends getting me a top hat and monocle for my birthday.

The user below me is jealous.