Truth or False?

[Neonbob]

True, sadly...

The person below me didn't expect an honest answer

 

[Steppin Razor]

False.

The person below me is a space communist.

 

[Neonbob]

False. Communism is road to failure.

The person below me has spent hours with bubble wrap.

 

[Eumersian]

False. More like half an hour.

The person below would pay $5 an hour for my bogus counseling/conflict mediation services.

 

[Steppin Razor]

True. Bubble wrap is the shit. Then I'd chop you up with my cleaver.

The person below me has contagious stupidity.

 

[Neonbob]

False. It's just a cold.

The person below me looooooves waking up to the smell of Bacon.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True!!

The person below me has bacon in minecraft.

 

[Steppin Razor]

False. I don't have minecraft :/

The person below me believes that they are the reason the world still spins.

 

[Neonbob]

False.

The person below me is a wonderful liar.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

True, when it is necessary.

The person below tries to stay mostly honest.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False, I suck at lying.
Edit: Ninja'd. True.

The person below me is Atlas.

 

[Steppin Razor]

False.

The person below me has no redeeming qualities as a person.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True.

The person below me is made of dead puppies.

 

[Steppin Razor]

False. I am made of crushed dreams and despair.

The person below me enjoys playing with Barbie dolls.

 

[scorptatious]

False.

The person below likes to strip their Barbie dolls and do nasty things with them.

 

[Neonbob]

...true >.>

The person below me has thought of burning down buildings before >.>

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me is a barn burner.

 

[Steppin Razor]

TrueFalse.

The person below me licks the spilled alcohol out of ashtrays in bars.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

True. And they never caught me. BUT I'VE NEVER GONE THROUGH WITH IT!

False.

The person below has heard me promoting my Stalingrad music video.

 

[Neonbob]

True!
And I liked it

The person below me could use a hug!