Truth or False?

[Malbourne]

F-false! I don't know anybody by that title! *sweating intensifies*

The next nascent individual has never experienced the unbridled joy of mountain-climbing.

 

[RedDeadFred]

False. I try to do one each summer. Usually with my dad. You will find our names in many of the log books atop various mountains in the Rockies.

The next person pulled up to their house at around 7 or 8 and yelled to their cabby "yo homes, smell ya later."

 

[Malpraxis]

False. I'll never be fresh enough.

The next poster is hung like a horse.

 

[Malbourne]

False. The lynchers nearly got me, but I'm too fast for 'em.

The fast-approaching poster is too cool for school, ain't a tool, knows his pool, and pities the fool.

 

[xmbts]

I don't think I'm an unbiased judge of any of those qualities.

The next jerk prefers their toast with jam, not butter.

 

[TheRiddler]

I dabble.

Next poster's favorite color is orange.

 

[kailus13]

False. 'tis black.

The next poster speaks fluent Elvish.

 

[Barbas]

True, of a sort.

The next person is impish.

 

[SirDerpy]

Truer that you might think, but less true than the statement would imply.

The up-and-coming forum-goer can take it standing up and give it lying down.

 

[Malbourne]

The other way around, actually. A fact I'm rather proud of.

The poster coming right up after these messages is an expert in the field of marionettes.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Had to google what it was so no.
Kind of wish I was right at this moment though, be kind of cool.

The next person can step on a LEGO barefoot like a boss.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

True, it really does not hurt as much as people usually say.

The person below has been denied the privilege of playing Stairway to Heaven in a guitar store.

 

[Dr.Susse]

False I'll never miss that chance. I only know the intro and the power chord bit, but still!

The person below me can play an instrument.

 

[Barbas]

True - the piano! Badly!

The next person is familiar with the story of Skeleton Jelly.

 

[sky14kemea]

False. Not a clue. D:

The next person is drinking tea.

 

[Barbas]

False! 'Tis coffee!

The next person is laughing themselves stupid.

 

[sky14kemea]

True.

The next person is In a fierce battle!

 

[Barbas]

True that. Our forces have been deployed.

The next person is a fool, a foolish fool!

 

[sky14kemea]

False! How dare you!

The next person is smiling.

 

[Barbas]

True. I can also hear kazoos and bongo drumming, bagpipes and bells. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPryqNLXV7E]

The next person can hear music if they strain their ears just right.